Text Chapter 489 I'm Brother Pee
Chapter 488: Lao Tzu was molested
"Oh no, the Grand Commander's Yuan Shen, I'm afraid he has suffered a fatal bombardment, and now his breathing is weak, and the Yuan Shen can barely sense the divine power, so let's quickly carry the Great Commander back!"
To pretend to be a dead dog, you have to pretend to be some.
Now that he is incarnated as the commander, don't say who the surnames of these subordinates around him are, they are himself, Xibei goods, they don't know what they are called, and once they talk to people, they will immediately reveal their stuffing.
Therefore, Lin Xi decisively used the sealing power charm to secretly seal his sea of knowledge under the skin of his eyebrows.
Anyway, he has a night pupil, even if he doesn't have a divine sense to scan it, he can see everything in the outside world with his eyes closed.
With all hands and feet, several small commanders of the city guards drove Lin Xi towards the camp of their city guards.
As for Prince Zhai, when the Void Law Bridge came to Lin Xi's gang, and with a sweep of his divine sense, he knew that the situation of the Great Commander was probably the same as what the Martial Emperor of the City Guards who shouted badly said.
"Since Commander Zhai Yang is seriously injured, he will hurry back to find someone to rescue him first, then who, what is your name, you are responsible for Zhai Yang's safety and healing, once he wakes up, immediately notify this prince as soon as possible, understand?"
The Martial Emperor who shouted badly hurriedly gave up his name:
"Humble Bai Chi, the captain of the 1,000th squad of the City Guard, obeys the orders of Prince Feng. ”
So, Lin Xi knew that his Xibei goods were called Zhai Yang, and the one who was named by Prince Zhai and asked to report the situation was called Bai Chi.
Bai Chi ......
How much do your parents don't like you......
Lin Xi pretended to be a dead dog, and his heart was still haunted by the last two hundred and fifty death squad members in the eighth floor of Zhai Wang Pavilion.
However, he didn't think about it.
Although there are more Martial Emperor Realm powerhouses in the Beidi Kingdom than in the Smallpox Kingdom, it is not so much that they don't care that thousands of Martial Emperor Realm powerhouses fall in one place in one day.
The first batch to die in his hands were more than 300 Martial Emperor Realm powerhouses who stayed and shopped on the eighth floor of Zhai Wang Pavilion.
The second group and the third group were two strong squads of two hundred people.
The fourth batch is the forbidden army guards of the ten Wind Princes.
The fifth batch is the one that even the Yuan Shen can't be found, two hundred and fifty daredevils.
Because the power of the explosion far exceeded Lin Xi's own expectations, the last batch of primordial gods was lost, and the thirty top-grade soldiers did not have time to take them.
This loss made Lin Xi's liver tremble in pain.
However, he was not satisfied, and he didn't even know how much of a wave he had caused in the Five Kingdoms.
Originally, among the five kingdoms, some inexplicable things have been happening recently, batches of Martial Emperor Realm powerhouses have been assassinated, and the major kingdoms are already facing a great enemy, and they are in a hurry.
While Lin Xi was doing something, he didn't know that the four major enemy countries around the Smallpox Kingdom were having even more shocking assassinations at the same time.
The four major enemy countries, including the Beidi Kingdom, have been assassinated in the past few days by the powerhouses of the four-layer and five-layer Martial Emperor Realm, and even among the Northern Zhai King Capital, a six-layer realm, the old antique mid-stage peak Martial Emperor who could not escape from the world, was actually found out by the killer and assassinated in the retreat.
This kind of assassination operation that is obviously aimed at the four enemy countries is naturally believed to be the smallpox kingdom, which poured the power of one country into entrusting the killer group to weaken the strength of the four enemy countries.
No one can hide the occurrence of this series of incidents.
Who died in the five enemy countries, how many died, what realm, this kind of information, not to mention that each country has a detailed stall in other kingdoms, almost in the first time, I got a rough idea, even if I don't know, you can go to Jiuxilou to buy relevant information.
Obviously, the Smallpox Kingdom used such means to vigorously weaken the imperial strength of the four enemy countries, with obvious purposes, but the means were not tolerated by the Great Qin Empire.
At this time, the four major enemy countries hated each other, and they all sued the Smallpox Kingdom for breaking the bottom line of the kingdom's war, and asked the Great Qin Empire to send someone to investigate.
It's no wonder that the four major enemy countries think so.
Killing so many enemy Martial Emperor Realm powerhouses, is that something that a small force can do?
Even if the smallpox kingdom pays for it itself, the treasury will be empty, and the national strength will decline greatly!
The Great Qin Empire received a complaint from the Northern Zhai Kingdom, the Dongyi Kingdom, the Nanban Kingdom, and the Xisha Kingdom, and immediately sent a delegation of seventh-level Martial Emperor Realm envoys to the Five Kingdoms to investigate the matter, and it was said that they were on their way over.
And the four kingdoms were completely enraged, they didn't dare to really step on the bottom line of the Great Qin Empire like the guessed smallpox kingdom, but they were really about to break out.
The armies of the four kingdoms, which were originally on the frontier of the Smallpox Kingdom, were waiting for the day, rushing to the aid of heavy troops, and confronting the border guards of the Smallpox Kingdom, and a great melee of the Five Kingdoms could occur at any time.
This is also the reason why the generalissimo of the Northern Zhai Kingdom, Tuoba Hero, still did not appear at the scene after learning that his son Tuoba died in the Zhai Wang Pavilion.
Because at that time, the king went violent, he had just come out of the royal forbidden palace, returned to the military department, and directly arranged large-scale national war affairs, which was inseparable at all.
Along the way, until Lin Xi was carried back to the city guard headquarters and rested on the bed, a large group of Dan masters came to investigate his injuries, and Lin Xi also knew the current situation of the Five Kingdoms through their conversations, and he probably knew who these subordinates around him were.
In the end, those national-level Great Dan Masters unanimously agreed that the injury of the Great Commander Zhai Yang was good to talk about in the flesh, and the medicine would be fine in a few days.
But Genshin has been hit by a huge blow, and no one knows when he will wake up.
Zhai Yang's residence was occupied by a group of medical ladies at this time, and some of them were ambiguous with Zhai Yang's martial queen,-for-tat, like a hen fight, eyebrows and eyes, verbal exchanges, and jealousy.
It wasn't until night fell that Lin Xi left a guarding medical lady Martial Emperor by his side, and a few guards who were drinking and farting outside the door with Bai Chi, waiting for him to wake up.
Finally quieter, Lynsey was tired from the noise, and decisively snored and fell asleep.
In the second half of the night, Lin Xi suddenly had a spring dream, dreaming that he and Shi Nan were entangled in death, all kinds of hand-to-hand combat, and in their sleep, that feeling was real.
In the darkness, Lynsey woke up to find that under the sheet covering her, a lower hand was moving violently, and a woman's suppressed and rapid gasping was constantly ringing.
"This ...... This peat, Lao Tzu was molested......"
Lin Xi continued to snore, remembering that this woman, called Mei Duo, was a martial empress who had a good impression of Zhai Yang, but she didn't have time to get started.
Mei Duo won the first task of taking care of Zhai Yang, and it was also those female martial queens who didn't let anyone, so they had to give this opportunity to this Mei Duo.
Because they knew that this Mei Duo was shy and timid, Zhai Yang didn't eat it, and it was estimated that she was still a chick, so this errand was the first to be given to her.
Unexpectedly, this Mei Duo is also a delicate person with a delicate appearance and a hot heart, and he took advantage of the fact that "Zhai Yang" was asleep, and he couldn't hold it back and drummed up.
At this time, Linxi's night pupils opened, and he looked out at the foyer from under his closed eyelids.
Over there, Bai Chi and several small commanders of the city guards were drinking around a table at this time, chatting in a low voice, all of which revolved around the topic of the recent Martial Emperor Tribulation, and did not pay much attention to himself and Mei Duo in the inner hall.
At this time, Lin Xi's fingers moved slightly, and he directly used the Fallen Leaf Flying Flower Finger, and clicked three hundred and sixty times on Mei Duo to calm her down.
Mei Duo was indulging in self-indulgence, and was suddenly attacked by the unconscious Grand Commander, shocked and ashamed, and even had no courage to live.
The acupuncture points of the whole body were lit, and tears of shame splashed.
Lynsey broke her little hand away, freed her clone, and after getting off the ground, silently crouched beside Mei Duo, her lips pressed to her ear and whispered.
"Meadow, I know you like this Commander, and the reason why this Commander has never taken you away is that you may think I am ruthless. Actually......"
Lin Xi pretended to have gone through vicissitudes and sighed:
"Actually, you don't know, you are different from those other women in my heart. You are so pure and kind, like a lotus flower that comes out of the mud and is not stained, although I like it to the extreme, but I can't bear to blaspheme. ”
Mei Duo listened to the sweet words of "Zhai Yang", and her shame gradually disappeared, and she was moved to her heart.
It turned out that in the mind of the commander, he was as pure and elegant as a lotus flower, and he was spotless.
But just now, he did something so shameful that he couldn't see people, how would Commander Zhai Yang think of himself?
At this time, Lin Xi tried his best to bewitch Empress Meiduo to make her happy and shed tears.
"Actually, in my heart, no matter how many women I have in my life, it's just a scene and everyone has a good time. The woman I want to be with her after all is you...... Therefore, I have never dared or could not bear to touch you......"
"Because, in the depths of my filthy soul, there will always be a piece of pure land, which is reserved for you, waiting for you to perch and bloom, and fragrance far away......"
At this time, Lynsey felt that he could become a poet, but he almost disgusted himself.
Coaxing this martial empress who doesn't seem to be deeply involved in the world is guilty......
However, the next Mei Duo was directly moved, and he couldn't wait to dedicate himself to Lin Xi now, live in the pure land in his heart, and bloom the fragrance of a lifetime for him.
"You also know that what happened outside is very unfavorable to me, and I admit to you alone that I am pretending to be a heavy blow to my primordial spirit. I can't help but pretend, Prince Feng's goods, the king, how can I explain it, how can I explain it? I'm a small commander, and I've died so many martial emperors, who should I not be a scapegoat? Mei Duo, do you understand what I said?"
Meadow's eyes were full of tears and understanding.
"I'll unlock your acupoint now, don't be surprised, can you do something with me?"
Meadow's eyes were full of affirmation, eager to help her lover.
"I'm going to disguise you as me, you just keep thinking it's me sleeping, I'm going to go out and arrange some things, once I can get out, we'll elope directly, I'm going to take you to the imperial capital, we're incognito, be a couple, be an invisible rich man for a lifetime, you and I will be a farmer, and we will depend on each other until we get old, you ...... Would you like to?"