Chapter 286: People are stupid and have a lot of money
The middle-aged man's scream, like a thunderclap on the ground, immediately scared Dipu half to death.
At this juncture, the most feared thing is that there will be an accident, but how can there be a person who knows himself here......?
A flurry of expletives couldn't help but spring up in Dipp's head. This "light pig" turned out to be, it turned out to be his uncle George! The most amazing thing was that George could be here, how could he be a thief, and he was picked up into ......? Dipu felt that the whole world had been turned upside down. "Father, are you kidding me?"
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And the reason why George is here is also very simple, that is, bad luck is the headshot!
After George teleported out of Guure, he was like a headless fly, not knowing what to do but flying outward. He was pampered and raised, with no one to take care of him, and he had no experience in the wild. So in the darkness of the night, he flew in the wrong direction, and he went around and around here.
But then, George was completely dumbfounded. In the past, his daily life was served by his followers, magical apprentices, and maids-in-waiting. Although he had a storage ring, he only had a lot of money and wine in it, and he didn't have any food in it. So what should he do? He didn't dare to show up and buy it. In desperation, he thought of stealing!
However, at this time, George has also become a frightened bird, and whenever he sees Beamon, he only thinks about hiding. Luckily, his first food stealing operation went quite smoothly, stealing some bacon and sausages hanging outside the house, then picking up some dead branches and having a "barbecue in the wild".
After that, George began his journey of suffering. I don't know if it's because his barbecue level is too bad, or because he's used to eating and drinking, his stomach can't stand such a "home-cooked food" at all, so he vomited and diarrhea immediately, and then his legs were as soft as boiled hollow flour.
But no matter how weak his legs were, George still had to escape. He still had to eat, and after a little recovery he took refuge in the tribes of Yorkshire, hoping to find some more food to satisfy his hunger.
This time, however, George's actions were rather tragic. At first, it caused several dogs to bark wildly. Then several Doug aunts were still sharp-eyed, picked up the firewood stick and beat it violently, and finally captured this human stupid thief alive! George, you can't do it anymore, you are also a high-level magician......! Dizzy!
Then, after ...... beating, he was first stripped into a bare pig. Then tie it up, and finally throw it away. This ends...... It's really a fight for the Holy Magician Pradona!
It's okay, George isn't the stupidest yet, in ...... Before committing the crime, he also knew to take off his magic robe and put on gorgeous civilian clothes. And this kind of dress made Yorkshire and they guessed that George was a human fugitive slave, and from which aristocratic family had collected money and clothes to escape.
So they didn't kill them in Yorkshire. Otherwise, for such a thief, Beamon has always been lynched or cut off his hands. I never bothered the government. Therefore, Yorkshire had already decided that George would be escorted to the Borg's house today, preferably with a reward for "capturing the fugitive slave". Coupled with the beautiful clothes and a few rings and necklaces found on the fugitive slave's body, maybe he could scrape together some more money, and he could also scrape together the two thousand gold coins that he left to settle in.
And Dipp's appearance, especially his generous gesture, made Yorkshire move. This human nobleman is obviously a man with less money and more money, if he can pay a high price, then he can sell it to him!
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Among those who followed Dipu into the tribe were Tharith, Moxie, Quinn, and several knights. Although he had gained the trust of Yorkshire, Dip still did not bring many people. It's to reassure them in Yorkshire. However, these people are not weak, and if something goes wrong, they can completely protect Dipu from this tribe.
But when Salis and the others recognized it as George, they all became nervous. A few even put their hands in their arms. George's appearance is too weird. Could he have already explained the situation in Guure, and will these Doug Beamons be planning to wipe them out?
"Dipp, I'm George!" Seeing that Dipp was stunned and didn't speak, George was also anxious. Tied up one night, he was cold and hungry, so he was anxious to be rescued, "You don't save me again." Waiting for me to sue Natasha and Sue SΓΉ Kobe. Bunny, untie me and kill these kobolds!"
The sudden treatment in heaven and earth, coupled with humiliation, made George fall into a state of semi-madness, and he couldn't even speak. But this call also brought Dipu to his senses. Ignoring the embarrassed, suspicious, and strange gaze of Yorkshire beside him, he immediately ordered Saris and them: "This disgraced fellow, drag him down!"
Sarys and Moxie immediately jumped to their feet, trying to untie George. But George was still yelling, "Kill me, kobolds want to kill me, they want to kill us......"
Dipu was in a hurry. If George continues to talk nonsense like this, he may not be able to reveal something. So he immediately shouted: "Just tie it up and drag it back, let him stop talking nonsense." β
"Bunny, you dare...... Ugh!"
Salis and Moxie didn't care who George was, and when they saw that George was still talking, they grabbed a handful of snow from the ground, stuffed it into George's mouth, and dragged him out.
"Hehehe!" Dip smiled dryly at Yorkshire, his mind anxious to make up a lie, "Elder Yorkshire! Thank you very much, this is an old servant of my family, usually like a family member. It's that he is often confused, and often runs out inexplicably, unable to remember the way back. Hey, I'm really sorry for you!"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Yorkshire said, waving his hand. He's confused, too.
However, through the contact just now, Dipu also understands Yorkshire's psychology. He immediately shifted the subject to the point: "Elder Yorkshire! That old servant can't do much, but he's important to our family. So rest assured, I will pay for the losses of your tribe, and the bounty for finding him will be given to you. Look, five hundred gold coins are okay?"
"Five hundred!?" Yorkshire's eyelids jumped with joy, this human being is really stupid and has a lot of money! He immediately pretended to be embarrassed, and wanted to extort more money from Dip. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the Biquge www.biquge.info (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, your support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please read it on m.qidian.com. )