Chapter 996: Snatching Relatives
When the voice came, the brute's eyes suddenly lit up.
The big black and white eyes suddenly turned into two burning rubies, and the 'snort' spewed out red flames that people couldn't look at directly. The brutal and petite little face came to life at once, and the two eyebrows danced excitedly like two vigorous dragons.
"Robbing relatives also ~ Someone robbing relatives also ~"
The brute laughed so hard that her eyes narrowed into a line, and the blazing flames continued to erupt from the cracks in her eyes, burning the air in front of her to distort.
"Kiss-robbing?" Yemo Shanye looked at the barbarian a little blankly: "What is robbing a relative? Why robbing a relative? Barbaric...... What are you so excited about?"
"That, that, that!" "The savage slap of excitement on Yemoshan's buttocks, rubbing his palms vigorously, and whispering to explain some strange customs of the Southern Wilderness tribe!
Among the large and small tribes in the Southern Wilderness, there is a saying of robbing relatives!
Frankly speaking, the girls in the Southern Wilderness are all the kind of sturdy women with thick arms and thick thighs, fists who can stand on people's arms and run horses, and there are not many girls who are born white and clean like Ji Hao's mother Qingfu.
The warriors of the Southern Wilderness tribes, especially those elite warriors with strong personal strength, are rude and straightforward, and adhere to the most primitive law of the jungle - my fist is big, the best hunting ground is mine, my fist is big, the most abundant prey will be assigned to me, my fist is big, then the most beautiful woman must be mine!
Therefore, for a long time, the major tribes in the Southern Wilderness have developed a very peculiar marriage custom - robbing relatives!
When those beauties who are famous in the surrounding tribes get married, there will always be groups of elites from various departments with their brothers and clansmen, and they will rush over on the day of marriage.
beat the groom so badly that he couldn't take care of himself with five labor and seven injuries, and then everyone compared their fists with each other, the biggest fist and the strongest one. You can take the beauty home and let her help you have children!
This is the most primitive and bloody version of the 'snatching relatives' marriage custom, and by now, 'snatching kisses' has gradually evolved into some special 'face kung fu'. When the daughters of those big tribes get married, if there are not enough excellent young men with a large number of clansmen to grab relatives, then whether it is the maiden tribe of the married clan girl or her husband's tribe. Everyone will feel shameless!
If a strong warrior can defeat countless elites who came to rob relatives, and smoothly bring the girl he hired back to his clan, for this warrior, this will have face.
The more people who snatch relatives, the more they can prove how good the girl they fancy is.
The more young people who are defeated by him, the more they can show off their strength and the strength of their own clan.
"I thought that Uncle Wenming and Sister Tu Shan got married. No one will rob you. The barbarian shouted with great interest: "After all, this is the Middle Continent, this is Pusaka, and the customs may be different from our Southern Wilderness!"
'Quack' laughed, and was so excited that her long hair floated up one by one, and a trace of fire erupted from the roots of her hair, and soon her hair turned crimson, and a terrible heat erupted from the top of her head, and her little head was like a torch. It constantly spews out a high-flying flame.
Yemo Shanye was a little embarrassed and took a few steps to the side, she looked at the brute and asked in a low voice, "Now, if you marry Uncle Yao in the future?"
Brute squinted. nodded very seriously: "So Daddy told the barbarian that he wouldn't let me marry until Ji Hao had enough strength." Daddy has already ordered to go down, when the barbarian marries Ji Hao, the top 1,000 tribes in the Southern Wilderness, each tribe will send a hundred of the best young people to rob the relatives. Otherwise, Daddy's face will be dull!"
Yemo Shanye's small mouth opened widely, and she looked at the barbarian in amazement, and after a long time, she muttered to herself: "Lord Ji Hao...... It's miserable!"
He patted his chest hard, and the force he used was extremely strong. It made his chest 'thump' like a drum. She held her head high and said with great interest: "I expected that someone would rob the kiss, so according to the rules of the Southern Wilderness, I have already arranged it! Hehe, go, go, go and see the excitement, I want to see who the person who came to rob the kiss is!"
The voices of the barbarian and the Yemoshan were not small, and the people sitting in the main hall could hear their words clearly.
Di Shun's face twitched, and he laughed dryly: "Hehe, be Zhu Rong's son-in-law, hehe!"
seemed to feel that his words were a bit of schadenfreude, not very in line with the emperor's physique, Di Shun raised his sleeves and wiped the corners of his mouth vigorously.
Ji Xi's face is ugly, today is a good day for Ji Wenming and Tu Shannu to get married, and it is also a major celebration of the marriage between Chongbu and Tu Shan, and suddenly a person came out to make trouble......
This is not the Southern Wilderness, there is no custom of robbing relatives, and such a play in Pusaka can only be deliberately troubled.
Xi Xi glanced at the old man Tu Shan with an unkind expression, and then glanced at the girl Tu Shan.
The old man Tu Shan raised his right hand with a gloomy expression, and slowly waved it down in the shape of a knife: "This little daughter of my family has been pampered since she was a child, and there are dozens of maids around her at any time. Managing housework and having children, this is her duty, when she should fight, beat, when she should scold, scold!"
Ji Xi's face suddenly looked much better.
There was something strange in his eyes, he was questioning whether Tu Shannu's private morality was at a loss, causing his lover to come to the door.
Tu Shan's old man's words are also subtle and abnormal, Tu Shannu has been accompanied by dozens of maids at any time since she was a child, there is no doubt that Tu Shannu cannot do something degrading to the family style.
Looking at the action in the old man Tu Shan's hand again, Xi Xi laughed loudly: "Hahaha, it seems that someone deliberately joked with me Xi Xi today." In that case......"
Before Ji Xi's words were finished, there was already a loud and arrogant and proud cry in the distance.
"What, do you understand the rules? If you want to rob your relatives, you can get through these levels assigned to you by the barbarian adults!"
"According to the rules of our Southern Wilderness, if you want to grab your relatives, you will drink and drink our people first. Barbarian adults can put their words here, this wine is soaked in ninety-nine kinds of herbs such as 'Drunken Dragon Grass', 'Ecstasy Fruit', 'Cartilage Flower', 'Blood Breaking Vine', etc., ordinary people will get drunk to death with a glass!"
"Come, Yumu, you take the lead, fight a few of them first!"
Outside the gate of Tu Shan's palace, Yi Tian looked angrily at the barbarians blocking the road. Behind Yi Tian, nearly 10,000 Dongyi archers bowed their upper bodies slightly, carrying longbows in their hands, and posed as if they would attack at any time.
"Little girl, get out of the way!"
Looking at the barbarians, Shaosi, Yemo Shanye, Yumu and others who were blocking the way, Yi Tian snorted coldly and pushed over the brute's shoulders. (To be continued.) )