Chapter 1156: Distance (51)

Hedgehog Love: Distance (Varu Alan)

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Aunt Lu didn't believe that I would take longevity as my goal in life, and she said that people who are usually sick are like that.

- Don't you see I'm sick?

- No, I don't. What disease?

- I don't sue you.

――Just what you wrote in your book? I don't feel any pain when I fall and get hurt? I really don't believe it.

――I don't believe it, I don't want anyone to believe it.

――Is it painful again?

-- It hurts a lot. Unusual pain.

――Do you Mongolians really recite menstrual pain?

-- Only Dabo will read it.

- Then let him read it to you again, maybe you can really rejuvenate yourself.

――Am I old?

- That's right, I see that your complexion is better than when you were in Chongqing. You were 24 years old, right?

- Yes.

――When you are in pain, your body functions are not growing, is this true?

――Wouldn't you?

――If you continue to recite it, you will stay like this, which is a miracle in itself.

――You're a miracle, you're younger than you're '92.

――I was sick at the time, and I have three highs, but now I am normal.

In 1992, Aunt Lu was a big fat person, but now she has lost weight but has no wrinkles, I don't know how she did it, is it really because of that cheap skin disease ointment?

When I entered the house, Aunt Lu was watching a movie on the computer and paused to chat with me. Just asked: What kind of film did you watch?

Don't sue you. She said.

I picked up the mouse and clicked on it, and it was definitely a sign of lack of oxygen in the brain.

Aunt Lu was a little embarrassed, and I said apologetically: It's nothing, I also want to watch this film, let's watch it together.

"Cheating Woman", just listening to the title of the film is very sexy, and after watching it for a few minutes, I felt weird, so I said goodbye to her and said: I will go back and watch it myself, I can see it for myself.

When I got home, I watched the film again, and at night I chased my husband and repeated it to him. The next day, I asked who had seen it in the Yu'er group and talked to them about their feelings. I was really blown down, I've never seen a tertiary film.

The yellowest thing I've ever seen is a VCD that my husband bought at a stall, showing a postman riding a bicycle to the countryside to deliver letters, and the hostess of the farm is caressing the foal's genitals with her bare buttocks, and the postman takes off her pants and goes up. After the woman was satisfied, the postman couldn't get down, so he had to go into battle with his hands and mouth, and finally he had no choice but to take a hen and stab the chicken's butt before stopping. The hen climbed down, and the postman's ** was still cocked high.

Of course, it's impossible for my husband to show me this kind of thing in the future. I was sick for a long time because the thing came out of the cock's butt and went straight into the woman's mouth.

The advantage of watching a movie is that the camera is on the upper body, and even if it hits the lower body, you can't see the key parts, after all, it's a performance with onlookers.

Aunt Lu is a person in her prime, and I don't know which aspect she is focusing on. Speaking of which, I still admire her, my mother is younger than her, and she doesn't know how to use a computer. Mom couldn't even read the number four on my document, let alone the subtitles on the webpage.

It is said that because my mother was not short-sighted when she was young, she was very old. Aunt Lu used to be short-sighted, and now she doesn't need to wear reading glasses. Sister Xia's uncle is even better, insisting on massaging the meridians and acupoints of the five senses every day, and at the age of 89, he can read the newspaper for two hours without glasses.

I wish I wouldn't be completely invisible after 90 like my great-grandmother.