Chapter 829: Pitching (54)

Blue Mandala: Pitch (Varu Araan)

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My husband kept me away from money and power, and wanted me to read my books, sleep with me, experience my love and write my poems, and suddenly found that I had been using love for a person for more than three months, and I was very dissatisfied.

Although he chose the person, he still likes me to play the merry and talented girl of the water-based poplar flower, and he doesn't want me to fall into any true love and become a vulgar fan.

In his opinion, the women who fall in love are the most stupid, they are all unassertive, they have been witched, and they have to be whipped with leather whips and thorns and wake up.

I remember that if a mortal wants to remove the witch Gu and get out of the pit, I will tell him: Please let me eat a nourishing soup, the last time there was a smell outside the toilet, the Hua'an Fat Cow in Liuyin Park, right?

Yu'er didn't know what to ask me for word testing. I invited her to drink kung fu tea and eat bar head cakes, and told her that this was my lunch. Eat a meal of red meat to clear the intestines for three days. The cake is sweet and golden brown on both sides in the milk pan, and it is very crispy.

She said: Your milk pot is not well bought, and it is not easy to pour it out if your mouth is not protruding, is it specially bought to make this kind of cake?

I said: I didn't buy it, I bought it to cook milk for the second wife when my husband raised the second wife.

Yu'er was choked on a sip of tea and couldn't speak.

"I'm never afraid that it will burn," I said, "and you can bake the bread all the way over a slight heat." ”

――Is it a senior girl?

- Hmm.

――1.55 meters?Chinese face?Wearing flower pants under the mango tree?

――How do you know?

-- Didn't you write it yourself? a female student, a female colleague, and a lot of men......

- Huh

- I feel that your husband is very shy, and he smiles shyly, not as hateful as you wrote.

――Did I say it's hateful?I'm writing that he's beautiful~~~ If he's not beautiful, will a woman chase him!

――Do you want your husband's boyfriend to be handsome, so that you can win all your homosexuality like Song Dandan, so that you have a sense of accomplishment?

-- Isn't Liang Tian just a thief? What sense of accomplishment can he have?!

- That's it! Being chased by a hundred ugly men all his life, and being loved by a handsome guy all night.

This time it was my turn to choke on a sip of tea. Listening to this tone, Yu'er has had a one-night stand. It's no wonder that a peer who divorced before I got married, and after being single for so many years, must have enjoyed the beauty of being single. I wonder if she found prey in my blog comments again?

When measuring words, let her sit with a bare face and write three words casually so that I can see the subtle expressions on her face when she writes. The first word represents the beginning of the matter, the second word represents the process, and the third word represents the result. According to the handwritten stroke order strokes of these three words, the trend of complexity and simplicity, I will talk nonsense intuitively, and then I can accept the gift she brought with peace of mind.

I really don't know why they're so easy to deceive. (*^_^* Hee-hee......

I said: You brush your teeth and then go, that is, use the ancient four beauties to brush their teeth.

She really massaged horizontally, and told her: to be vertical, the upper teeth from top to bottom, and the lower teeth from bottom to top.

She rinsed her mouth and retorted: Have you really seen that the four beauties are all brushed vertically?