Chapter 68 bought a coffin

The meeting with Kai was a comedy.

When Tip smiled and came to the gate of the castle to greet him, Kui turned out to have a ghostly expression. His face was full of panic and he retreated again and again until he reached the wall, his eyes wide open and he was panting for air.

How could he not be afraid to see a "dead man" jumping around in front of him?

And the little obedient cousin Xiàn is even worse. It only glanced at Dipp, just that, and then fell cleanly off Kaoy's shoulder to the ground, fainting without saying a word.

Dipu is also used to it, and the little obedient girl has never fainted. But to Dipu's surprise, after doing such a set of difficult landing actions, the little obedient girl still hugged a half-gnawed konjac and refused to let go.

Konjac is a magical plant, delicious and juicy, and of course the price is high, and even Dipu himself is usually reluctant to eat it. I never thought that after Kai and Xiao obediently got their own magic crystals and magic cores, their little life would be quite nourishing?

But when he saw what Khaira had returned, Dipu realized that konjac was nothing anymore. These two losers were about to kill Dipu alive, and they actually bought it back - a coffin.

"What is this? Who told you to buy it?" Dipu pointed to the coffin, already in a rage.

"It's not...... Is it for you?" said Kayi, cowering in the corner, muttering as he struggled.

"For me?" said Dipu roared at Kui, and the spit in his mouth was about to fly all over Kui's face.

"You're not...... Is it dead?" said Kui.

"Dead?" said Dipp, pointing at himself. Then he didn't want to talk nonsense anymore, and began to look for the guy on the ground, wanting to beat Kai up first.

Realizing that he had said the wrong thing, Kei hurriedly hugged Dipu with a smiling face, and then kept stroking Dipu's chest: "Eliminate the gas, eliminate the gas, I don't know, and this coffin is the best I can buy in Grenville, I just want to make you beautiful...... Phew...... Send it to Master Natasha!"

After leaving Dipp, Kay was afraid that someone would come to the castle to move Dipp's "remains", so he didn't tell the people in the town, and returned to Grenville with the two horses.

After returning to the city, Kay went to the best Chrysanthemum Sword Trading Company in the city, hoping to buy a good coffin for Dipu, and then transport Dipu's "body" back to Natasha.

Although the goods in the Zhiju Sword Trading House are complete, it is not a special coffin shop. And the coffin is a commodity that cannot be displayed in the store. So back and forth, the coffin was brought out of the warehouse, and it took a lot of time for Kei to pick and negotiate the price. By the time Kye returned, so many days had passed.

And after Dipu vented, his anger gradually subsided. In any case, Kayi didn't abscond with the money, and buying the coffin was just a misunderstanding. So Dipu struggled out of Kayi's embrace, with a cold face, pointed to the coffin and asked, "How much?"

"Discounted price, nine ...... One hundred and ninety-eight gold coins. Kai replied with a slurring look at Dip's face.

"A thousand gold coins?" Hearing such a high price, Dipp's voice rose again.

"It's nine hundred and ninety-eight. Kay defended weakly.

"What's the difference?" said Dip's eyes flickering again, "a good coffin won't cost a hundred gold coins." What are you buying? Is it made of gold? Or is it set with precious stones?"

"Hey, hey!" said Kay with a smile again, "It's a fine silk wood magic coffin, lined with velvet." The seal is engraved with an icy magic array, with magic crystals, which can keep the corpse at low temperatures for fifty years. "Obviously, Kai is starting to memorize the advertising slogan.

"Return the magic array, and send the magic crystal?" Dipu was angry, "Do you know how simple the cold magic array is?"

"Yes, I know!" Kayi said with a smile, "I know that the level of Master Dipu's magic array is the best in the continent. But I didn't think you were ......."

"I warn you, don't say that 'death' word again!

"Yes, understood, you are a great ......, and you will be blessed! As your follower, I also feel extremely honored. Hahaha-!"

"Don't be a sycophant. Stop talking nonsense, return this coffin!"

"Go back?"

"If you can't, you have to do it. It's your business anyway. And, what about the rest of the money?"

......

Under the coercion of Dipp, Kay honestly handed over the rest of the money, leaving not even a single copper coin. Hearing them arguing, Kane, Jinna, and Jewel curiously gathered around. Finding that the gem was also interested in konjac, even the little obedient didn't pretend to be dizzy, it jumped aside, opened its mouth wide, and desperately nibbled on the konjac.

This time Kui went to Grenville City and didn't buy anything. In addition to this coffin, Kay only bought himself a new two-handed sword, and then bought a few konjacs for the little obedient.

And after asking the price of the two-handed sword, Dipu said mercilessly: "One hundred and twenty gold coins, you owe me." ”

"Owe you?" Kui reacted. He called Qu Dao, "Aren't I able to divide half of those magic crystals and demon cores?"

"You still want to divide the half?" said Dip, "leave me there, and you will leave on your own? It's good not to settle accounts with you, and you still want to divide the money? Otherwise, the money returned from this coffin will be yours. ”

"How can this work? How can this work?" Seeing that Dipu's arrogance had become arrogant again, Kai once again smirked all over his face, "I don't know if this coffin can be returned." ”

"I don't care about that. ”

"You can't do this! The castle is so big, it's nothing to stuff a coffin!"

"Who puts a coffin in the house?"

"Don't you have no furniture here?"

"The coffin is furniture?"

"It's pretty much the same. Velvet lining, sleeping is also quite comfortable. And there is an icy magic array, warm in winter and cool in summer. ”

"Warm in winter and cool in summer?......"

"What are you doing? What are you doing? uh...... uh......! Help!"

"Giggle......!"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee......!"

"Chirp ......!"

The castle was filled with laughter and slapstick.