Chapter 496 Reverses Black and White
Feeling annoyed, Dipu turned around and stared at Felicia viciously. And Dipp's appearance was very scary, Charlie's face was also wiped with blood, and Dipp was holding the head in his hand, dangling in front of Felicia......
However, this time, Felicia finally couldn't hold on. "Groan", Felicia also fainted, startling Dipu, but don't frighten this girl.
This slut, there is no difference between men and women can do his part! This has made people completely speechless. And Dipu hurriedly threw away the head and stood up, holding the limp Felicia in his arms.
"Pick that star!" Albert was so angry that he threw away the cards, "You guys are so noisy, how can you play cards?
After a few interruptions, Dipp was not in the mood to beat Charlie again. can't really beat him to death, and looking at Charlie's appearance, he must lie down for ten days and half a month, which can be regarded as a bad breath.
Seeing that Dipu was still measured, those reporters were just as bold. They gradually gathered around again, and some people asked: "Mr. Dipp, is this a kind of revenge for the supervision of public opinion that you beat up a reporter in the street?" I have to say that journalists are indeed a very unworthy profession.
Unexpectedly, Dipu was righteous and righteous. He put his arms around Felicia, who was unconscious, and let her head rest on his shoulders and straighten up: "Here, I want to clarify that I am already quite indignant about the slander led by the "Monitor". β
"Hmm, boom ββ!" are two completely different versions of the story! The reporters were in a commotion, and some people asked loudly: "What is the truth?" Are you lying in public?"
So his expression was serious, and he opened his mouth to lie: "At that time, the military situation was urgent, and I took the army of my own territory to the front line for reinforcements. Suddenly, four elves stopped in front of the troops. I didn't give the order to kill them, I was already merciful, I was already thinking about the friendship between humans and elves. Unexpectedly, later, they spread rumors on a large scale, and I didn't dare to accept the challenge? Paralysis! Is the battle between labor and management swords, mountains, fires, real swords, and real guns fake? Who has the spare time to play with a few elves who have not grown any hair? Jokes. Intercept the army? Just for the sake of a challenge that isn't a fart? Don't the elves have any brains? Probably all the brains are on their faces. Ahem...... I didn't say that last sentence. Emphasis, except for the Moon Elves!"
"Then, the spies in my unit spotted a group of onlookers, with pen and paper and magic rubbings in their hands. I would like to apologize to all of you. We're in the countryside, and my soldiers haven't seen the world, so they don't know that there's such a thing as a journalist. And confiscation of tools and body searches, this is also the way it should be. β
"Obviously. This is a misunderstanding. It is because some people do not follow the order and enter the battlefield at will. However, in order to eliminate the misunderstanding, I will no longer pursue it and remedy it in time. The clothes and smashed things that were torn by the body search were also compensated by the respected Kobe Bryant. Unexpectedly, that group of reporters was a group of white-eyed wolves, who actually wrote articles and spread rumors and slander. β
"Boomββ! the reporters were even more confused, "Mr. Dipp, do you doubt the professional ethics of our journalists? And so many reporters are all spreading rumors?"
Dipu pouted, "Since you asked about this." Then I'll confess! I wanted to leave a fig leaf for those reporters, but now it looks ...... When the reporters were arrested, they should have been beheaded on the spot because they suspected that they were enemy spies. It was because of my timely stop that they were able to save their lives. Unexpectedly, they took revenge and proposed unrealistically high compensation. I'm just a very small lord in the kingdom of Tello, and where can I have money? So they told me clearly: If you don't give money, you want me to look good. If you don't believe me, ask this one on the earth, and he was the one who danced the most at that time. β
"Is this the ethics of you journalists? If it's an ordinary person. Isn't this obvious extortion? I have found that you journalists have become professional blackmailers who control public opinion. For anyone, it is Shunchang's rebellion, and he has completely become a pen tyrant and a newspaper tyrant, and he does not care about others at all. Only know how to kill with pen and paper. β
ββ!In the face of such severe accusations, some reporters also protested, "Mr. Dipp, what you said will be published in full." You can face serious consequences for slandering journalists like this. β
"What am I afraid of?" said Dip, who was a scoundrel, "the one on the ground." The rumors that sold me the magic lake island were too cheap. The empire was also afraid of this pen tyrant, so it raised the selling price and forcibly let me pay an extra 100 million gold coins. I have shed blood and fought for the Empire, and I still owe debts that I have not been able to pay off in my lifetime. So this time I came to the Empire, I was ready, ready to be a debt slave at any time, ready to wear a ragged clothes, and lie in front of the palace. You are welcome to come and interview us when the time comes. Let me show you how an imperial hero was reduced to being forced into a beggar by some pen tyrants. β
"Boomββ!" The reporters were suddenly speechless. People are shameless, that is invincible in the world. If Dip made such a trip to the palace, it would be ...... That's big news!
And Felicia, who was in Dipu's arms, finally couldn't help but open her eyes. She'd been awake for a while, but she realized it was ...... Embarrassed, so I've been pretending to be dizzy. However, when she heard Dipu slander Felicia's favorite profession to respect, she couldn't help but argue: "It's you scoundrel who lies." We reporters play the role of supervising public opinion, and we will not be pen tyrants! You are a scoundrel, a bastard, and an executioner full of lies!"
After saying that, Felicia realized that Dipu was looking down at her in surprise, and the heat was spraying on her face. So he hurriedly closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be dizzy, and his long eyelashes were trembling slightly.
Don't say it, sometimes naivety is the lethal weapon against scoundrels. As soon as Felicia said it, Dipu couldn't find the words for a while. "Boom, lalaββ!" The brigade of the Imperial Capital Security Department finally arrived......
In a teacher's apartment in the Divine Ruins Academy, Kay sat in front of his teacher Phosis, and the two of them drank hot tea and chatted about what happened after the breakup.
"Teacher, I'm already level six now. However, there are still some problems with cultivation......"
Phucis looked at his proud disciple with a smile. Being able to solve Kui's mental barrier, and being able to improve his strength so quickly, proves that Phosis really didn't lose his eyes. To Kui's question, Phucis answered in detail as best he could. Then he said, "Thank you this time. The healing potion has been prepared by the academy, and after listening to the effect of the introduction, I should be able to basically recover! After recovery, I don't want to stay in the academy anymore. I'm ashamed that I have been raised for so many years and that I can't take students!"
"Teacher!" Kui was a little anxious and cried out for Phoss, "Your experience is still there, how can the academy ......"
Flucy waved his broken arm and stopped with a smile: "The academy should not only teach, but also take students to practice. I'm so crippled that it's impossible to even be a teaching assistant. So I want to go back to my hometown, teach teenagers, and become a basic martial arts instructor! The academy didn't treat me badly, and would give me a large amount of severance pay. Save some flowers, and you will have it for a lifetime. β
As soon as Kai heard this, he suggested: "Teacher, the lord of whom I am now a follower is running general education in his territory, and there is a shortage of experienced instructors, are you interested?"
"Oh?" Phosis immediately became interested, "universal education? Tell me about it in more detail. β
"That's right...... Kai explained the idea of the school in detail for the Black-Eyed Leader, "Teacher, my boss was also a mage from a civilian background, so he wanted to benefit the people and spend a lot of money to build this school. It's just that the other party is too remote, and it is in the westernmost part of the Tello Kingdom. I don't know ...... you, teacher."
"Hahaha!" Phosis laughed, "I don't have any relatives in my hometown, and the martial arts are not strong there, maybe I will be unemployed when I go home, so I can only go farming." When the time comes, I will take your wife and a few junior brothers on a trip, and if it is really as you said, I should teach those children that it is okay. I don't know if the viscount is happy or not?"
"Welcome, of course welcome!" said Kui.
"Okay! When I'm done with the potion, I'll quit. Let's go together when the time comes. β
"Uh...... teacher!" Kai was a little embarrassed, "I still want to go back to my hometown once? Why don't I leave you a letter first? β
"Hehe!" said Foxis, "it's your little girlfriend, right?"
Kei nodded wryly, "Hehe, I want to get engaged this time, and then take her back with me." β
"That's a lifelong event! You should be solemn. Fursis smiled, "I'll go first! You also go early and come back early. I heard that there is some chaos on the part of the Duchy of His, so be careful on the road. β
"Huh!"
After a few hourglasses, Dipu and the others walked out of the security department building with tired faces. Only Sharis continued to say strange things: "Boss! Is this what you call low-key? Still full of people on the street? I don't want to say anything, you are the boss! But why did you scold those reporters? Are you really afraid that they will spread rumors all over the mainland? Okay, you are the boss! But why? Shh )