Chapter 1082: Tangled (43)

Hedgehog's Love: Tangled (Varu Araan)

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"Are you looking for a pan?" said my husband, lying comfortably on the couch.

Are my expressions really cartoonish?

If you need the support of your mother's family, you shouldn't run so far to start a family. If you really need the support of your mother's family to be beaten, no matter how close you live, it is also a tragic thing that you have already been beaten, and your husband will be beaten again. What's more, many women endure it again and again for the sake of face, and they will lie when they obviously hang up the lottery, saying that they accidentally injured themselves.

On Valentine's Day the year before last, my husband borrowed alcohol to go crazy because a netizen sent me a text message and called, and I announced the relatives of both parties and wrote it in my blog to become a historical record. I didn't expect some people to say that I deserved to be beaten because of this, and if I flirt with other men on the Internet and don't get beaten, it will develop offline, lure wolves into the house, and bring disaster to the family. It is also said that even if a man has three wives and four concubines, a woman must be safe and happy all her life.

I'm a very rebellious person, and last year's Valentine's Day developed to the point where I was writing online love letters. This year's Valentine's Day is the first Valentine's Day in my life, and my husband knows that he is helpless, and it is the consequences of his own persecution, and he only has to bear it. He also knows that it is not good for him to beat his wife away, and he must give full play to his husband's advantages to compare his lover.

In fact, it is very troublesome to have a lover, especially the kind of lover who will not take care of himself and likes to show his love in a masochistic way. If a lover is not happy than when he doesn't, then what do you want a lover to do? So I said, "Don't talk to me when you two are unhappy, give me money and delicious food."

In the Year of the Rabbit, my wish is: to find a good home for my husband and lover, and not to be angry with my nest in my placeO(∩_∩)OHa! As the saying goes, there are three holes of the cunning rabbit, I only have one hole, how can I live in three people?

However, if these two are masochists, I can't do anything, and I will treat them as always. I'll kick out whoever upsets me, and if neither treats me well, I'll drive them all away.

The woman's way to drive the man away is as simple as turning the house into a pig's nest, or even easier is to put a red carpet at the stagecoach in the house.

My husband said: Next time I come back, if I see things on the coffee table again, I will leave immediately.

I'm glad it really works.

Seeing that my husband's cheeks are bulging again, I guess I have forgotten about weight loss. As soon as I weighed in, I rebounded by two kilograms. It takes a month to lose two kilograms, and it only takes a week to grow two kilograms, so it's no wonder that helping people lose weight can become a very lucrative business, and it's easy to make money from people who want to lose weight without starving, and their mouths are bottomless.

Luckily, I'm less than 50 kilograms fully armed. The husband said to his son: Your mother must live a long life, she is not greedy for food......

It's not that I'm not greedy, it's just that I don't spend money, that is, I don't spend time and energy. The same is true for other good things, especially for men. I believe what Yu'er said: A man is a dog, and whoever has the ability will take it away.

I just hope that others won't come back after they take it away, so that I don't have to clean the kennel.

But my husband said: "Let you go out and live with others for five years, and after five years, you will come back with five million to beg me for forgiveness, I said that I will cook and eat by myself, and I will wait in the bedroom after washing ...... clean."

He spoke so carefully that I took off my freshly dressed clothes and went back to sleep. He had to get up and feed the chickens himself.