Chapter 939: Pretending to be stupid, who deceived whom?

Do you still need to think about it? Of course you win! In this way, the three of us won half of the unicorn peak. And what made me completely speechless was that these three demons really drew a "38 line" on the top of the mountain.

This is basically something that elementary school students do, and I didn't expect them to enjoy it. Now that I have obtained half of the peak, the only thing I have to do next is to concentrate on cultivation.

I don't know how long it will take to return to my original cultivation, but with unremitting efforts, I believe that this moment will not be too far away.

The three of us all sat cross-legged on the ground, practicing day and night. Half a month has passed in the blink of an eye, and although my cultivation has improved, it is not very ideal.

If you continue to practice in this way, you may not be able to recover your cultivation for decades. I have to think of a way, if I can get some Heaven and Earth Spirit Treasures, it will definitely be of great help to my cultivation improvement.

I opened my eyes and paced back and forth at the top of the mountain. After a while, I saw the three demons carrying the wild boar they had hit to the top of the mountain.

It seems that these three guys are still foodies, but is it really appropriate to eat the same kind like this? The three demons are extremely skillful, removing hair, bloodletting, and removing internal organs, all in one go, without the slightest delay. Obviously, I do this often, and over time it becomes natural.

After the three of them had processed the wild boar, they took out some leaves with a peculiar fragrance, which were crushed and evenly smeared on the boar's meat.

After a while, the bonfire was finally lit. A large wild boar, all set up. As the campfire baked, it didn't take long for the tantalizing aroma to come to me.

I hadn't eaten for a few days, and when I smelled the aroma, I couldn't help but swallow.

The boss of the three demons, that is, the shoehorn face.

When he saw that I was looking at them, he immediately said to me enthusiastically, "Big brother, what about you?

In the Heilongjiang area of Northeast China, hunger is usually called ne, but it is customary to add n before e, such as nausea called ne heart, and big goose called big ne.

I was born in Daxinganling, an absolute Heilongjiang person. So as soon as I heard him say this, I suddenly felt a sense of intimacy.

I wanted to politely refuse, but before I could say anything, my stomach screamed first.

"Gurgling ......"

When the shoehorn heard this, he immediately laughed and said, "What are you still stunned about?

I smiled embarrassedly, and then raised my legs and crossed the "38th parallel" directly. Pig-headed face, that is, the second of the three demons.

As soon as he saw me approaching, a look of adoration immediately appeared on his face.

"Little brother, you are so handsome. You're the most handsome man I've ever met. ”

I smiled awkwardly at him, and set my eyes on the boar.

"What did you smear on this boar? How could it smell so good?"

The third pig kidneys smiled and said, "Big brother, haven't you heard of Xiangye? This thing is old, and it's a touch of thief incense! Don't you see that I'm drooling?"

Of course I know bay leaves, but this is obviously not the scent leaves of the world. The fragrant leaves in the world are bay leaves, and the so-called fragrant leaves are similar to lotus leaves, how can they be fragrant leaves? But it may be the name here, so I don't need to compare this truth.

After roasting for a while, the old shoehorn took out a small knife made of stone and cut the pork a few times, and I was even more hungry when I looked at the oil coming out of the meat.

The boss is also polite, and the first piece of meat cut off was handed directly to me.

When I saw this, I immediately said embarrassedly: "Let's eat together, I can't eat first, right?"

When the boss shoehorn heard this, he immediately laughed and said, "Oh mom, why are you like a big girl? ”

When I saw him say this, I couldn't refuse, so I hurriedly reached out and took it. As soon as this pork fell into my hands, I almost threw it away. It's too hot, isn't this shoehorn afraid of being hot?

Think about it, which of these monsters is not rough and thick-skinned, and it is definitely different from us humans. Holding the roasted wild boar in both hands, I blew for a while before I began to eat it in a big bite.

Not to mention, the taste of this wild boar is simply amazing. The meat is fresh and tender, the flavor is rich and mellow, fat but not greasy, thin but not firewood, elastic, strong, and the taste is incomparable.

To be honest, I've eaten wild boar many times, but this one was definitely the best of all the wild boar meat I've ever eaten.

Of course, it may also be because I am so hungry, and when people are hungry, they can eat even coarse tea and light rice with relish.

After a while, I ate most of the wild boar meat. But the three demons didn't eat a bite, just stared at me.

"Why don't you eat it? I'll be full after eating this piece of meat, and you can eat it too." ”

As soon as the boss was about to speak, the third child preemptively said, "We won't eat it, this is specially for you." ”

I was stunned when I heard this, what was specially prepared for me?

When the eldest saw that my face was puzzled, he hurriedly explained: "What does my third brother mean, what does he mean, that is, don't you come all the way back? ”

There is a saying that explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. In fact, I can take this third child's sentence as a joke, but as soon as the eldest explains, I am almost certain that there is something wrong with these three grandsons.

It's good to roast wild boars here, I'm afraid it's going to be a Hongmen feast. But now that I have eaten most of the wild boar, it is estimated that this wild boar has also been manipulated by them, but there is no reaction yet.

Since they are going to hold a feast, I will simply come up with a plan.

"What's so embarrassing about that? You don't eat so much pork, I can't eat it all by myself." I think I'll call my friends over and eat with me. ”

As soon as I said this, the eyes of the three of them lit up, and it seemed that they couldn't ask for it.

"Look, we've been negligent, those two girls must be hungry, hurry up and call over." After a while, this (meat) will be roasted again, and it will not be eaten (delicious). ”

I nodded and smiled, then turned around and walked towards Bixue and Aunt Bai.

"Mother, Sister Xue'er, let's eat meat together!" I shouted as I walked.

When Bi Xue and Aunt Bai heard this, they both opened their eyes. They looked at me, and then there was a look of confusion in their eyes.

I tried to wink at them, then occasionally nodding my finger back. I don't know if these two people understood it, but they both stood up and walked towards me anyway.

Bixue looked at the pork in my hand, and then asked, "What kind of meat is this?

As soon as I saw it, she didn't understand the feelings. There must be something wrong with this wild boar, I've eaten so much, and I don't care about it anymore, anyway, I can't give it to Bixue and Aunt Bai.

Thinking of this, I immediately stepped back, then opened my mouth wide, and stuffed all the remaining wild boar meat in my hand.

Seeing this, Bixue couldn't help but be a little embarrassed. But when she saw me wincing again, she finally understood.

This mouthful of meat almost choked me, but luckily my mouth was big enough to be shoved in. As soon as I swallowed the meat here, I started to perform at the actor level.

"Oh, why are you so dizzy? Hurry up and help me, I'm dying. ”

When Bixue heard this, she immediately stepped forward quickly, grabbed my arm, and said with concern: "Yulong, what's wrong with you?

Seeing this, Aunt Bai also hurriedly stepped forward. "Xiaobao, are you sick? Hurry up and let my mother take a look!"

I shuddered, and gasped for breath. "I ...... I don't know what's wrong, so I'm ...... It's just that I suddenly lost my strength. Oops, no, I'm going to faint. ”

As soon as I said this, I closed my eyes, and then my whole body fell backwards.

Fortunately, Bixue and Aunt Bai were there, so they gently put me to the ground.

"Xiaobao, wake up quickly, don't scare your mother. Xiaobao, wake up quickly. Woohoo......"

Aunt Bai shook me with tears streaming down her face. Feeling her tears fall on my face, I really want to get up and tell her that I am acting, but the atmosphere that I have created with great difficulty cannot be destroyed lightly.

The three demons were a little surprised when they saw that I had such a big reaction.

"Third child, did you put too much medicine?"

"Can't you? I just let it go? Didn't you spread it evenly? ”

"Pull it down, I can only say that this kid is unlucky!"

Although the three demons whispered, their voices were so loud that even I, the person who pretended to be dead, could hear them clearly.

Bixue let go of me, stood up immediately, and then asked fiercely: "Did you hurt him? You brutes, I will kill you to avenge the rain dragon!"

When the eldest of the three demons heard this, he immediately laughed and said, "Kill us, you save it! I tell you, this kid is not dead, he has been poisoned by us." As long as you are obedient, we will save him. ”

After the eldest finished speaking, the second child also said: "Big sister, you can rest assured." This little handsome pot, I am rare (like), so I am reluctant to kill him. Well, it depends on whether you cooperate or not!"

It's all said and done, in fact, there is no need to continue acting at all, but Bixue doesn't seem to be satisfied.

"Those three brothers, I don't know how you want me to cooperate?"

When the three demons heard this, they immediately laughed lustfully.

I shrugged my shoulders, then stood up, and said coldly, "Okay, don't do it." I wanted to spare your lives, but now it seems that you don't want to live!

ps: 10 chapters have exploded for two days in a row, shouldn't everyone also give away the monthly ticket in their hands?