Chapter 310: Four Years of Tribulation (8)

(8) Make ducks for the first time

A netizen greeted me, saying that he was cooking Chinese fast food, asked him what dishes I liked to eat, and helped him do a survey, and he chose what most people like to cook.

I answered his questions while looking at his space, and I thought there would be a lot of mouth-watering pictures of the dishes, and it turned out to be only 11 blog posts.

I said your space doesn't tell it's fast food. I clicked on the blog post to see it, but it showed that it had been deleted. Refresh and look, there are only 3 blog posts, the first one is "The First Time to Make a Duck", the full text is as follows:

People say that a man like me shouldn't be a duck. I'm not very handsome, and I don't have any advantage in height, and I don't have a face

What a sense of vicissitudes, there is no mature man's temperament, and he is not a man who makes women feel secure as soon as they see it. But I think, since

Women can, why can't men be ducks?!

It's not that I don't have money to make ducks, I just want to experience a different life and add something new to my life

of colors. So after getting off work this morning, I went to that place. After a warm introduction from the owner, I finally found the right match

Elephant. She was alone in the corner, her skin was very white, and she was probably from the south. The head and neck are thin, and the thighs are very refreshing

It looks quite plump and full of elasticity. I feel more satisfied, after all, it is my first time to make a duck, and I have to do a good job after all

Ordered, can't be too casual. She's just the type that I think is okay. I quickly negotiated the price with the boss, straight

Then he took her back home. She didn't look embarrassed at all, and I don't think it was her first time. She was stripped naked

More toned than I expected, full forehead and breasts, and buttocks. I instinctively swallowed a mouthful of saliva. It's the first time I've faced it

In this case, I really don't know what to do. I gently turned her over so that she was lying on her back and pinched her chest with one hand

One hand touched her belly, she didn't seem to react, she looked quite cold. I had to touch everywhere, and my heart was always anxious,

After a long time, I still don't know how to do it. Then I spread her feet apart and put my fingers into the hole under her,

The compartment was empty, a little dry, not as wet as expected, and the fingers were a little bit sent, and I didn't touch anything.

It seems that her underneath must have been taken over. The inside of her stomach was refreshed, and all the internal organs, intestines and other things were covered

Pulled out.

Because it was my first time making duck, I didn't have much experience, so I really didn't have much to do, so I had to come up with a recipe. Follow the above

method, put her whole into the pot, put some seasoning, and poured some boiling water. Half an hour later, it's ripe, Ha Xiang~ I didn't think about it

After eating it, I happily came to the Internet and wrote about my experience of making ducks

Let's share together to make ^_^ ducks, and now tell you the unforgettable experience......

It seems that this person specifically asked me to read this article, which was much older at Yahoo last year, and it seems that the men who read my blog think that I am a deep house wife who needs guidance on current affairs and popularize sexual knowledge. I seem to have been infected (polluted?) to write a chapter like "** Love".

In fact, I have heard about chickens and ducks for a long time, and Lian Lian said to me on the phone: "He thinks I am a chicken, and I still think he is a duck, don't forget that I seduced him first!"

As I said earlier, Lian Lian is the concubine of Mr. Pei's boss, written in that article "Twenty Years Ago: Traitor" (it was deleted by Yahoo several times, so I moved to Tencent, and some people will complain when they see discomfort, and Yahoo may delete it as soon as it receives a complaint, right?).

Shortly after she said that, Mr. Pei resigned. At that time, the boss of the company also asked him to do an idle position: quality director, the salary remained unchanged at 15,000 yuan, and I strongly persuaded him to accept this position, after all, it can be called a "certain president"!

But he did not hesitate and stayed at home for three whole months! I saw that he was like an ant on a hot pot at home, and finally understood that Lian Lian might have been specially sent by Mr. Pei's boss who felt threatened, and the purpose was to find a legitimate reason to put small shoes on him.

And the woman who makes a special trip to beautifies naturally has the means to make men reluctant to give up. There is no way, I can only use home feng shui and let him go to Zhao Wen's territory to continue the frontier. I'm really afraid that he can't afford to get sick like those scholars in the chatting fast!