Chapter 43: Dreams (1)
Chapter 43: Dreams (1)
Chapter 4: Dream [Varu Alan (Mongolian)]
(1) Fight for love
My first love for her was when I read Homer's epic poems in my freshman year, and Helen, the woman who caused the most legendary war in human history, wrote about her beauty with only one sentence: "Her beauty makes the weathered old man awe-inspired."
It's just a word for "awe-inspiring".
So, I thought, is there anything other than beauty that can make men fight for love? I went to the school library every day to read the biography of the war maniac, and finally I discovered Napoleon's Josephine.
Everyone knows that Napoleon shouted Josephine's name, but it was an old woman with no talent, no virtue and no appearance. Why did she deceive Napoleon?
The first thing Napoleon did after each victory was to send a message to Josephine, and Josephine could not take a shower when he received the letter, and they would revisit it a month later. It turned out that Napoleon was infatuated with Josephine's body fragrance.
Each female has a unique body odor, and the animals can smell their mate's body odor from several hills. Humanity is covered up by vulgar powder.
All the intimate sisters and emotional experts are giving women what tricks such as doing nail art once a week, choosing a suitable perfume, beauty salons, body fitness, clothing and cooking...... You still have to dominate the workplace to impress men, are you tired?
I studied Josephine, and I promised not to sweat a drop for a month, quietly waiting for the man to earn money and bring it back to show me.
A woman asked me to go to the park, drag racing, donkey ride...... I said I wasn't feeling well, and a man asked me to see feng shui, attend various gatherings, and have a big meal...... I said I was too lazy to wash my face and change my clothes, and my girlfriend said I was sick, so why don't you come and see me...... I said: Honey, you are the most beautiful in my heart, and I don't want to spoil the good impression!
In short, I'm just lazy, too lazy not to sweat, so I don't have to be tired and tired for men, bleeding and crying.
I read my daily mood: my New Year's wish is to find a handsome guy born in the 80s to get married. The man scoffed, the woman laughed generously, and one said: Hehe, are you confident?
Yes, there is a natural fragrance of musk, only men can't stand it and fall, and no woman can't exude body fragrance. My man went home on his own, and I didn't need to go to another woman's house to find it.
Some people also asked: Aren't you afraid that children will learn badly?
I ask all the men and women in the world: If you could choose a mother, would you choose a beautiful woman who attracts bees and butterflies or a complaining woman who cries and cries?
I also longed for a beautiful love like a swan, which was the original dream of every girl:
When the two swans begin to fall in love with each other, there is no other opposite sex in their eyes.
Swans do not waver in front of several people, like humans, and even divide their little love among many people at the same time.
Once the swans are determined to love each other, only two are allowed to walk together on the road of love.
When the migration season comes every year, the love of the swan begins to go through an important test.
They can't be sure if the other person is the love they have been with all their lives, so they choose to test the love with time.
They gave up the warmth of morning and twilight for the sake of eternal love.
They followed their respective teams and turned and flew away without hesitation.
In such a separation, the swan wants to get rid of the torment of loneliness and longing, and may face the test of life and death, as well as the signal of love from other members of the opposite sex.
But this qiē is insignificant because of love.
When humans live separately, there is convenient communication to contact, but swans do not, except for the love and tenderness buried in their hearts.
The swan's loyalty and dedication to love are far more durable and eternal than the communication tools developed by human beings.
In the spring of the following year, if one of them does not have an accident, they will continue to dance on the surface of the lake with abundant water and grass.
Such a test will take three long years.