Chapter 229: Professional Liar (1)

Chapter 24: The Professional Liar [Varu Alan (Mongolian)]

(1) Online and offline

I am an amateur scammer on the Internet, and my main deception target is Mr. Jiabei. Because he spread the blog address everywhere early in the morning when I posted the earthquake resistance poem, and later his colleague said that he would take care of your daughter-in-law, which made my family restless, and he said at every turn:

"Do you also want to raise Zhao Wen?"

"Have you already raised a second wife, do you still want to have a Lianlian?"

Mr. Pei asked me to delete this article and set it up not to be made public, and I said that it would cost 10,000 yuan to delete it and 5,000 yuan if it was not made public, which he thought was too expensive. After haggling, another option is to write poems to update and cover the past with magical novels. This one is cheaper, just buy a small gift.

The sunglasses in the photo are the gifts that covered the article "There are a lot of liars", and if you are lucky, they can be considered a Mother's Day gift. Usually he gives roasted sweet potatoes, steamed corn on the cob, or fried noodles as gifts.

In reality, I am a professional liar, writing articles to deceive people's beliefs, no way, take other people's hands to eat other people's soft mouths, although I can't understand "Capital", and I can't figure out the theory and practice of materialist dialectics, but people can write whatever they say.

Generally speaking, it is to find a "good person", and try to guide him to say the good things he has done, and then write all of them, and then say "he said so and did this", and he has always done this "for decades"!

In fact, I was tired of writing from 1983 to 1993, and sometimes I felt like I was doing fill-in-the-blank questions. I look down on these people very much in my heart, I don't sleep when I should sleep, I don't eat when I should eat, I have to be so tired that no one is a ghost, I pretend to die after I have done my best, and finally die young, making people cry and cry, is it energy?

The most terrible thing is that some people can't stand the praise, and they have died and had an accident within a few years, and they really can't afford to lose this face, so I just say that I can't remember anything and have lost my memory! Don't ask me to do an investigation and verify that kind of thing!

Friends are very afraid that I will be caught by professional scammers on the Internet, because the celebrity names on the Internet are copycats, and those who are very busy at work have no time to sleep, how can they have time to surf the Internet, I have time to retire early, but don't capsize in the gutter and be deceived.

At the beginning, he said: Don't click on the avatar of a beautiful woman, it's usually a man. Not to mention, there is a person with Liu Yifei as his avatar, so he sent a message to link to his real blog, the article is well written, he is really ugly, and his big fat face is full of acne scars.

Then he said: Don't click on the big wave photo, it usually sells dog skin plasters. It's those photos of the huge ** house that are exposed, which are attractive to people to click on and be fooled into buying and selling things and trying to cheat money.

Later, he simply said: Help you get a website, see people take a plastic surgery photo and say that it is "no makeup photos one day" to sell the prescription of youth, how to enlarge your photo can also see that it is skin color rather than color, and it is very selling to look younger than your peers.

Amateur scammers on the Internet really don't pay attention, I wonder if I can really be a professional scammer online?