Chapter 1150: Distance (45)
Chapter 1150: Distance (45)
Hedgehog Love: Distance (Varu Alan)
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In order to be able to wear a straight suit, my husband began to lose weight again. He said it was because he was too busy at work, his work meals were too greasy, and he didn't have time to exercise.
In fact, exercise does not have to be a large amount of exercise, sitting at the desk to move the tongue, fingers, toes is also good, moving the tongue can strengthen the brain and help digestion, moving the fingers to be eye-catching, moving the toes to enhance the stomach function. You don't have to go to the gym or run or bike a few blocks to get a workout.
I don't need to exercise now, because it doesn't matter what I look like, Long Fei just needs me to be good to him.
I said to my husband: Long Fei really likes me.
He said he should record your current expression and wait until you are seventy or eighty years old.
ββI should be more beautiful when I'm older, right?
- That's right.
ββPeople say that when I get old, my gums will recede and my lips will become thinner, so I can make up for my defects. Look at my lower lip now that it's starting to look thinner, right?
- Who said that you have always been good-looking, don't change again! Remember, you are the most beautiful and have no faults.
- If you are the emperor, you have the final say. Whoever wants to be more beautiful than me, you will be included in the harem and hidden from others.
My husband went to sleep happily, I hope he has a big dream of being an emperor.
The next morning, my husband said that he had a nightmare and dreamed that the dragon had flew.
It's so strange, I didn't dream it, he dreamed it again. It seems that he is really gay.
"It's terrifying, he's going to snatch you away, and I can't stop you," said my husband, "and I can't live if I don't see you." β
He started pretending to cry, and I had to cooperate with him. "Okay, don't cry, I'm not leaving," I said, "I'll have both, okay?"
"As long as I can see you every day. He said.
I saw that he was pretending to be quite similar, and deliberately said, "You are not allowed to bully him." β
ββI thank him that it's too late, I will sponsor 5,000 yuan for you to take wedding photos. β
- Really? Then I'll call him.
-- Let's wait for my son to be admitted to the No. 4 Middle School or Tsinghua High School.
I said why are you so generous, and you don't adopt the tactic of procrastination.
-- When my son goes to a good school, I don't have to worry about it, and if I marry you off, my task will be completed, and I will escape into the empty door and practice.
-- Why did you want to escape into the empty door? Why didn't you go back to your hometown to help your parents farm and raise cattle?
ββIf you don't go, how can I have the heart to raise cattle, I can only go to eat fasting and chant Buddha.
ββI'm going to raise cattle, will Long Fei follow?
- Absolutely, I'm absolutely sure you have that charm.
ββWhat do your parents think of our relationship?
-- What's that, it's the little worker we hired.
- Then let me ask.
If I really ask a netizen if he will go to my husband's house with me to raise cattle, I am afraid that he will be regarded as mentally ill. But Long Fei is not an ordinary netizen, he said: I said, whenever you notify me, I will rush to your side immediately.
I found that my jokes were really getting bigger and bigger.