Chapter 39: Family Matters (9)

(9) The most difficult woman in the world to deceive

My mother-in-law said that my Mr. Bei showed an amazing talent for making people happy when he was a child.

A group of homely old women looked at Mr. Bei, who was less than five years old, and said: Who will marry this kid in the future will be happy, look at how coaxing his little mouth is!

My mother-in-law said: I didn't expect him to find the most difficult woman in the world to coax!

I've actually pretended to be stupid, but sometimes after a giggle, I will come up with a very sinister sentence in one sentence!

Mr. Pei would run out onto the terrace and look not far southwest at the undemolished bungalow we had lived in in 1995. There is a ten-square-meter hut behind the seven turns and turns in the alley where the two can't go along, which used to be the landlord's new house, and she swears: If you live here, you will definitely have a son!

It was the worst time I lived in my life, but it was the time that Mr. Pei missed the most.

In August this year, I took two schoolmen to pass by the bungalow, and I didn't see the familiar alley after walking through, and the schoolmate said: Is it the house where you said in your book that you baked sweet potatoes?

I immediately understood why Mr. Pei cried at that bungalow, because the article that Xueyou remembered was titled "The Feeling of Home".

"Is a 10-square-meter cottage considered a 'home'?

If there is a stove - sweet potatoes are roasted on the stove.

When the aroma of roasted sweet potatoes spreads – that's what home feels like. ”

At that time, when I was pregnant for the first time, I especially wanted to eat roasted sweet potatoes and roasted corn cobs, I was the best pregnant woman in the world, there was nothing I couldn't eat, I had to eat it until it should overflow before stopping. I didn't dare to move, so I could only lie down. I got up and started eating again!

Mr. Pei, a first-time father, was full of doubts: "Aren't those pregnant women who always vomit in movies and television people?"

When it was time to give birth, I heard from the doctor that it would not be until tomorrow morning, and my mother asked Mr. Pei to go back and bring the things for the child. Mom went home to get her things. Within half an hour of my mother's back and forth, I gave birth. It took another half an hour for Mr. Pei to arrive. I was surprised again: "Isn't there all the people on TV who are going to shout for a long time, sweating profusely, and grinning their teeth?"

He went and bought me two chocolates. On the whole day of giving birth, I ate a bowl of sugar water eggs cooked by my mother before I gave birth, and then I ate two pieces of chocolate.

Although I was so hungry that I wanted to eat everything, I didn't dare to bother others to tell me what I wanted to eat, what to do for me, or bring me the mung bean porridge I made in the morning. To this day, I also instruct others what to do. Because I was raised and didn't have time to do homework at home, I thought that I wouldn't expect anyone to help me no matter what the situation, and I would never bother others, and if I starved to death, it would be my life.

I also hope that because of this, others will not always trouble me, think about what they have done for me, and then instruct me to do this and that. I wish I had time to think about something that I think is important. Instead of always helping others do useless chores.

In today's home, the windows are regularly opened for ventilation and negative oxygen ion ventilation, although there is no peculiar smell, there is probably no smell of home, right?

Actually, I'm not the hardest woman to coax, just the hardest woman to deceive.