Chapter 194: Friendship (10)

(10) You at the same table

When I was in college, I didn't have a brain at all when I howled "You at the Same Table", but I wrote a lot of stories about my table in my diary.

Elementary and junior high schools should be re-assigned to classes every semester, and classes should be divided into fast and slow classes according to their grades, so as to teach students according to their aptitude. Some students went to the fast class last semester and the slow class next semester. At that time, seats were changed every week, and it was said that it was to avoid sitting in one seat for a long time and becoming squint or cross-eyed. Moreover, if you feel that you can't see the blackboard clearly, you can also try to see clearly in that seat and ask for a change. If there is a conflict between the same table, you can also ask to change your seat. Therefore, if there are more people at the same table, it is impossible to create the possibility that whoever marries or marries will be as obsessed with as the song says.

In high school, it's even more scoreless, not only is it my own desk and classmates are separated by an aisle, but it also has to be exchanged every week, but it is only the exchange of left and right rows, and the rows in front and back are fixed. The worst thing is that I am one of the few who is not short-sighted, so the head teacher arranges to sit in the last row, which is especially not valued by the subject teacher, and no one cares about reading extracurricular books or even sleeping in the back. Originally, it was a top science student who recruited and tested the real yàn class of cultivating all-rounders regardless of arts and sciences, and in the end, my other grades were a mess except for Chinese.

When you go to university, not only do you choose your own seats, but the classrooms are not fixed, and you are roommates at the same table and dorm roommates. It's a big pity.

In the year of work, it happened that Yang Lan took over Ni Ping to host the Zhengda variety show, and our director sighed everywhere and said: What's the matter, the people of the whole country have chosen a cross-eyed! Even the young people of our county station can compare!

I think it may be that Yang Lan was too favored when he was studying, and he sat in the center of the first row, and he became like that unconsciously.

If I didn't need to rely on the school where tuition is free and living expenses are sent regularly because of family difficulties, I would never use my once-in-a-lifetime high school career to be a scientist, I should have taken Marie Curie's path to become a scientist, so it would be easier to win the Nobel Prize, we Chinese already have a precedent, hehe!

Just like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, they have been at the same table for a long time, and they will have feelings knowing that they are of the same sex, and if they are unexpectedly the opposite sex, they will disobey the religion and fight for freedom. Therefore, I think it is still necessary to learn from the practice of the predecessors of the last century, exchange seats at the same table for a week, give students a multi-angle learning teacher's vision, and do not give them a hotbed of feelings and conditions for growing into slanted eyes and cross-eyed.

It's like getting used to cross-eyeing, but our normal eyes make people feel awkward, and there are top ten cross-eyed stars on the Internet. My good-looking classmates may not have their best days until they are old!

(Chapter 13: Friendship with Classmates, 2009.2.20-3.07, A Lan in Beijing)