Chapter 13: Resurrection (11)
Chapter 13: Resurrection (11)
(11) Esthetic teeth
What kind of immoral doctor invented this, I thought to myself, to treat the teeth of my parents in such a cruel way. If all five decayed teeth are extracted, it means that each remaining tooth has been moved. So how long can this tooth be managed?
I want to live a long life, and how painful it must be to have a toothless old age!
Dr. Chen asked me to pay another 1,000 yuan, and he said that I had changed too quickly and that he had to revise the plan, and that he would have to pay a little more.
"Fuck you stingy man!" I jumped up and pointed to his teeth, "Have my teeth lost weight too?"
Hahaha, his nurse couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Then let's do it, if you tell me about your weight loss method, I won't charge this fee. Dr. Chan said smugly.
"It's pretty much the same," I said, "it's very simple, eat apples on Saturdays, drink milk on Sundays, and do the rest." ”
How many apples, how many bags of milk, and the slender nurse asked anxiously.
Whatever, eat when you're hungry. I say.
"That's not going to work," Dr. Chen said, "you have to listen to me now, weight loss affects orthodontic results, you have to strengthen nutrition, especially calcium!"
"Well, take calcium tablets when you eat apples, and eat biscuits and bread when you drink milk to help calcium absorption. ”
I said yes, thinking, is this still called weight loss? I'm 23 years old now, and I'm afraid of some malnutrition!
Walking down the street for a few days, I felt as if I had really saved a thousand yuan and wanted to treat myself to something to eat.
On this day, I walked into a newly opened "wonton noodles" and asked for a bowl, and the result was a few wontons and a few noodles, which cost 16 yuan.
The waitress asked me, "Where are your teeth made?" Why didn't you get your nails done, but got your teeth beautified?
My eyes lit up, and the next time I sell this idea to Dr. Chen, I must charge him 1,000 yuan!
In this world, stocks have risen and prices have skyrocketed, and the stock market has fallen endlessly, but prices have not fallen at all. Just this bowl of wonton noodles sold for 6 yuan at most this time last year.
Suddenly thought, what is the price of goods over there, has she made any money, if she makes a fortune, she should at least repay the 30,000 yuan that pawned my things. Then you can wait and buy 10,000 shares of Bank of China, haha, Bank of China, 10,000 shares!
Thinking so, I laughed on the busy street!
When the phone rang, I immediately picked it up and put it to my ear, and a smile came out of my voice - hey, who?
"Sister, it's me! Don't hang up the phone!"
"Phew! Why don't I hang up! I'm not Qin Xianglian!" I immediately turned off my phone.
This idiot, as soon as I hear the voice, I am poor and sad, I want to listen to her cry poor again, and help her, then I am also an idiot!
I shook my head vigorously, don't think of this idiot again!
However, that's 10,000 shares of Bank of China, 10,000 shares!
Why am I so unlucky, I can't even meet the little three, I have a beautiful face in vain, I don't go to make TV series to earn money to pay me back, and I want to ask for more money from me!
Isn't it pretty? I pulled out my makeup mirror and looked at it. Although a woman is 40 years old and 20 years old are not the same, in fact, Wen and I look like Lin Chiling and Scarab.
At least in my own mind.
If you're a director, 40-year-old Lin Chiling or a 20-year-old Scarab? I really hate this face in the mirror.