Chapter 792: Sales Pitch (17)

Blue Mandala: Pitch (Varu Araan)

（17）

My husband said that a male colleague who survived the car accident at the beginning of the year is now smoking so much that they can't go to the lounge for tea and chat. Fortunately, colleagues in one building now have to move to three places to work, even if they part ways, it will not be easy to meet in the future, so a new round of casual banquets has begun.

Picking up a stack of newspapers that my husband had read, I saw at a glance that a man in the bombing news column had killed eight people, including his mother, wife, daughter, four neighbors and a passerby.

I said, "This is the typical evil result of yin and yang decay." It is clear that the mother, wife and daughter are all overpowering.

My husband said, "I see a lot of joy and peace, why do you see those murders in the horns again?" Will three women and a man have an accident when the yin and the yang are declining?

"No," I said, "if it's a mother-in-law, a wife, and a daughter, then the three women in this group will be fine." ”

"Yes, he is the only man in the family of the colleague who had a car accident last week," the husband said, "Some people say that the sick daughter is not good and needs to pull her parents." ”

"Fart! That's the fault of the rich guys. Sooner or later, the debt of human life will have to be repaid. Do you know why the rich have fewer heirs? Most of them will automatically miscarry their lives with a gesture, and it is useless to marry a few wives and raise countless second wives for the sake of being rich. ”

The old man said earnestly: "Superstitious thoughts like yours can't be elegant......

I looked at him affectionately, but didn't hear what he was saying. Finally, I said that I know the main points of writing famous books and bestsellers: first, the supporting characters should be written about big characters, such as the emperor and the prince, and at least they should be related to big characters, such as princesses and princesses. Second, there must be a kind heroine who has to find a draw, hard-working, obedient, more than three from four virtues, one from one virtue, that is, in addition to "unmarried from the father, married to the husband, and the husband to die from the son", but also to obey outsiders, including the wicked, in addition to "morality, rhetoric, manners, and female popularity" to become a filial daughter, a good wife, and a good mother, but also to be a fool and be slaughtered. Third, the male protagonist not only has materialist dialectical thoughts, but also a tendon, loves the heroine to the end, and will not hesitate to do so no matter how many people die......

"Stop!" said my husband, "you mean that you wrote this according to the standards of a famous book?"

"Yes, before the age of 40 is a typical heroine's behavior, after the age of 40 there is a breakthrough, why do you focus on writing breakthroughs? Because I want to compete for the Nobel Prize in Literature after 2028 when I complete my work, hehe.

"I mean to be a princess like this until 2028, if you think it's hard to be a colt, you can resign and leave, this is a big breakthrough that can go down in history!"

"Count you ruthless!" The husband crawled on the ground and wiped the floor with a rag, saying: "In the next life, if I want to wipe the floor again, I will also be reincarnated in Shaolin Temple, and there will not be so much long hair on the ground!"

As he was talking, the property came to read the hot water meter, and only three tons of hot water were used in the first quarter! My husband has always been used to bathing in cold water, and he has to take a shower every morning and evening. My son and I only take a shower once a week to share the hardships of the drought-stricken people in the southwest, so we have saved twice as much as the hot water bill, even though the cost of hot water has risen from 11 yuan to 16 yuan per tonne (and it is said that it will rise soon).