Chapter 821: Sales Pitch (46)
Chapter 821: Sales Pitch (46)
Blue Mandala: Pitch (Varu Araan)
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Bing'er said: Haven't I already used it!
Jie'er said: Our whole family is using it.
Yu'er also said that she was using it, and also revealed that Qing'er also cut her long nails and massaged her gums, and the effect was surprisingly good, and she felt that her nasolabial folds became lighter and younger, and her mood was much better.
Yu'er's Q group has become a divorced women's club "throwing bricks and attracting jade", and I am especially added as the target of attack. The bricks smashed me alone, and they actually said that I was showing off my husband's skills, which made them feel like a failure.
This is a great injustice. I've been cheering for them, and I sincerely envy them.
In the morning, my husband came to me and said:
――Last night, the man said, "I can't sleep with you," so why did you reply "no?" and you should say "yes."
――Didn't you say you could only be nice to one person?
-- This is only 25 years old
――How do you know?
-- Look at the profile
Someone said that he was 60 years old, 60 years old, and when he talked to me, he said that it was 1987, but I changed it immediately after prompting it. Do you think he's 49, 60, or 87?
- So much?
――No, no
――Who do you want to be nice to?
――I've figured it out
――With whom?
――With you... The one I chose
I smiled flatteringly... Laugh... My husband gritted his teeth and said: I have decided - you can be good with whoever you want, and you can be good with as many people as you want......
"I'm going to pee, carry me!" I interrupted his dutide, which he was about to begin.
"You have to be at least ten centimeters taller than me to do it," my husband said sternly, "Don't forget your age!"
"What's the matter with age? I've only gained about ten pounds!" I leaned over and found that his beard was black and black, and there was a white one on his chin. If you look closely, there are as many as five!
If you were in ancient times, you would have had to dye your beard when you married a concubine.
The husband rolled his eyes and fled.
I chased it out and said: Liu Bei was too young to make up on TV, and when he married Sun Shangxiang, he dyed his beard. The Peking Opera performance changed to a black beard, but the result was always a black beard, and he forgot to change back to a white beard. If you marry someone who is 30 years younger and you have to dye your beard all the time, isn't that ......