Chapter 393: The Best Wife in History

(20) The best wife ever

I used to write that men are like stocks, and now I say that men are like dogs. It will also cause disgust among many men.

In fact, many women treat men as well as their pet dogs!

There are women who nagged and complained all day long that men were not at home, not romantic, could not do work, could not do housework, could not earn big money, did not want to earn small money, and could not buy themselves beautiful clothes and precious jewelry...... Just imagine, she is so good to her pet dog, eating, drinking, and sleeping all-inclusive, has she ever asked for these things?

Therefore, I think that a man who marries a loser girl as his wife is actually not as good as a dog! Looking back, there are really many such men!

So, no matter what, my Mr. Bei is still a very happy puppy! happier than 99% of the men in this world. It is the man himself who says that 99% of men cheat, and Mr. Bei is the happiest among the cheating men, because his wife did not cry, make trouble and hang himself, did not go on strike to return to his parents' house, knew the hotel room number not far from home, and did not go to the office to make a big noise......

And take the initiative to ask for a divorce and don't have any rights!

Now I feel like I'm the best wife ever!

I believe that what can make me feel happy is not the possession of a man or the possession of material things, but a person who goes to a Peking Opera or goes to Jinfang snack bar to eat a bowl of noodle tea can make me happy.

After listening to Peking Opera, I went to eat a bowl of noodle tea on the way, and it was double the happiness. Maybe my mind is simpler, and after eating noodle tea, I go to the nearby vegetable market to buy a fish to cook for my son, and a bowl of fish head cakes is my dinner. Eating fish twice a week is said to reduce the risk of falling into depression by 50%.

Basically, I can still understand what the animals say, and the animals will listen to what I say, such as the hen that paralyzed Bei Bei Duck last year, and let Mr. Bei raise it like a junior when it laid two eggs, and was reluctant to kill it. I said to it: dare to lay eggs again, let you bury Beibei duck!

Sure enough, there was no movement to lay eggs for more than a month, and Mr. Pei became impatient.

But neither Mr. Pei nor Mr. Pei Boy will listen to me. I said that Bei boy's feet smelled, wash and then play with the computer, he frowned coldly: "Besides, look at me put my feet in my mouth!"

I said that Mr. Pei should not learn what Beijingers eat fried liver, boiled and fire-roasted, lamb haggis soup, and beef offal...... The internal organs of the animals are very toxic, he doesn't listen, and he adds pig's head meat at night, which looks more and more like a pig's head. Leng Buding rushed to me, thinking that Zhu Bajie had descended to earth!

Therefore, it is not unreasonable to say that men are "inferior to pigs and dogs", and since pigs and dogs are inferior, why should I ask so much? As long as they are fed, don't keep yelling and making the neighbors call the police.

In fact, many men live a life that is not as good as a real pig and a dog, and women have bought 50 pairs of shoes for themselves, and they haven't thought of buying a pair for a man!

Because at present, he is still my pet dog after all, and the dog must be beautiful and bright, so that the owner can have face!

This is a middle-aged woman's view of marriage and love in the era of financial crisis. It's useless to scold me, I just look down on men!

(White Diary 7: The Code of Wealth, August 10-17, 2009, A Lan in Beijing)