Chapter 796: Sales Pitch (21)

Blue Mandala: Pitch (Varu Araan)

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My husband complained: I worked so hard to keep my house spotless, why did your classmates say that they would come back next month, and you partners want to exhaust me, right?

I said, "Who told you to clean up, you were the one who made it yourself!" As soon as I heard that it was a female classmate, I was too busy cleaning up, but why didn't the male classmate come and did not move? There is nothing wrong with me not cleaning up, and people still think it is kind and natural.

Seriously, though, this year there are twice as many chicks and 9 pigeons...... Speaking of pigeons, God, the two hens, one gray and one white, each laid an egg yesterday, and I told my husband to take out the second one immediately, and then rest...... No more will be able to sweep.

I don't feel anything when I stay at home, and when I go out and come back, the smell of home is really bad. When will this kind of hard life come to an end!

When I was a child, I raised chickens, pigs, horses, dogs, and cats, and I didn't live in the same yard, which was better, but now I have to open a window to see the direction of the wind.

People say that getting married is a way of life, and I always knew that I wasn't fit to get married, even though I've changed a lot.

If possible, I would still like to live in a standard room, the bathroom is cleaned every day, I just need to order takeout regularly or go out to find a clean restaurant and unit canteen, and there is no smell or noise in the house except for the smell of blue angel perfume...... I believe that at my mother's age, I should be able to do it.

At that time, in my subconscious, I still had a 40-year-old soul and a 23-year-old mind, quietly walking around the campus or in the park, because I no longer wrote, and my hair was thicker than it is now......

Hearing me say this for the Nth time, Aunt Lu lay on the beauty bed next to her and snored gently. I asked the beauty lady to wake her up, saying that she was going to text me again if she couldn't sleep at night, and my husband found out that she was going to bully me again.

This dead old woman will always say: Honey, I miss you.

Aunt Lu woke up and said, "I'm listening, don't you just want me to live in a nursing home, so something happens that the old man who lives next door is the listener who had a crush on me back then, and he has a twilight love or something......"

"Sunset love!" I corrected, "the sunset is more brilliant and disappears quickly, so it won't waste time." ”

"Your online dating is a pure waste of time," Aunt Lu said, "According to me, people ask you if you sent a text message, that is, they want to receive your text message, and you should immediately use the phone number behind the blog you see to quickly strengthen communication. When you figure it out and confess, people don't feel it when they get sunburned. ”

- Isn't that great?

――Well, do you want to fall in love or not?

-- Face.

I can tell you that if you don't hurry up, it's too late, twilight love is a thing that never happens, it's just an old man looking for a free cook.

――How dare you conclude that it's not a little man looking for a free slave girl?

- Is this what Belle Bead said? So unconfident?

-- It's not that I'm not confident, it's lazy. It's okay to have a crush, I'm really afraid it's going to be tiring. Women don't get tired, but I want to live a long life. On the way here, I saw a lot of unknown flowers, do you know what image was given to me?

――Poetry is booming?

- Broken sorrows...... You think, opening in obscurity means that it will soon wither.

If online dating is also a kind of love flower, then its imagery is "small sadness", so I'd rather it never open.