Chapter 145: The Alliance Under the Tree
"It?"
After the rat fairy said that the black cat was his 'guide' for Colma, the witch did not hide the suspicion on her face and in her tone: "Why should a black cat of unknown origin and most likely have schizophrenia be my guide?"
She bit a little harder on the words 'unknown origin' and 'why'. Zheng Qing easily grasped the focus of her inquiry.
"Well, cats, after all, they have a bit of a sense more acute than a human wizard like you. The rat fairy was vague about the reason for his recommendation, and then gestured to the black cat to introduce himself.
The black cat shrunk back a little first.
Then he tilted his head, looked at Colma, and said thoughtfully: "First of all, it must be emphasized that I am not schizophrenic, and I am not unknown...... Yes, yes, I know you want to talk about the Mundell paradox, but magic is a means of making the impossible possible. Breaking through the paradox once in a while is not a big deal. ”
"Like the example you just talked about, under the influence of magic, even time can be turned back, and if you don't obey the general magic theorem, what's the big deal about me talking as a cat?"
The rat immortal sat on the Taishi chair, squinting, and the old god was there, as if listening to the black cat, but as if he was taking a nap.
Colmar couldn't help but retort, "It's not like going back in time is completely uncompliant with the magic theorem. It is true that in classical theories of magic, time reversal is contrary to the two theorems of magic, but in the dimensional theory of magic, time reversal can be fully explained! This is not at all comparable to Mundell's paradox!"
The black cat ignored her. As long as the rat immortal does not refute, then he thinks his explanation is reasonable.
"Again!" the black cat lowered its head, paced in small square steps, walked back and forth in front of the witch a few times, and continued with a loud roar: "I'm not a cat of unknown origin! The First University Guardian Formation didn't beat me to pulp, it has already proved my identity! I can also tell you that I am the leader of the Cat Fruit Tree! There are dozens of cats under my command!"
"Who would count the cat's subordinates as combat effectiveness. Colma hurriedly complained, "Moreover, where is the Cat Fruit Tree? The First University Guardian Circle is not omnipotent...... It can get a pet snake into the academy in its painted skin, so what's so strange about letting a cat get in?"
The black cat had a black face and was speechless.
Indeed, the witch's rhetoric also makes sense, and from her point of view, the school guardian circle is indeed not so reliable. It is only at this time that the black cat will remember the benefits of the guardian circle.
A person, a rat and a cat looked at each other and were silent for a long time.
The black cat finally spoke again, and said dryly: "If you don't mind, I can invite Dean Yao, or Professor Li Qihuang, to be the guarantor to ensure that I belong to the first university." ”
This sentence will be an army of witches.
"If you can let them know that I have worked so hard in the woods?!" Colmar glared at the black cat angrily, and then looked back at the rat fairy: "Since the rat said that you are fine, then I have the right to believe you." ”
One sentence offended the two people, and the black cat and the mouse fairy rolled their eyes in unison.
"Finally," the black cat said this, and he was already a little unmotivated, "The D armor hunting area is the target of your investigation...... Don't ask stupid things like, 'How do you know it's this hunting area?' or 'You're not blind?' The only thing I can tell you is that my group of cats once saw ripples in the hunting area that seemed to be spatial fluctuations...... See, it's useful to use cats as subordinates. ”
Although he showed a casual look when he spoke, Zheng Qing's mind kept spinning wildly. Just like what he just said, ostensibly telling the witch a very likely breaking point, in fact blurring his identity between gags.
Colmar was still frowning at the black cat's words, and the rat fairy had raised his eyelids again and tapped the hardwood handrail under his paws with great interest.
"Very good! Very good! So I've always been very confident in my vision!" the rat fairy tapped his toes on the armrest, and the whiskers on the corners of his mouth twitched, "Look, you already have a clue about what to do next...... Well, as a senior, I can also give you a little bit of news for free. Of course, if you have a relationship in school, you should also be able to hear about it. It was this black cat who had just mentioned that there was an explosion attempt in the D-armor hunting area during the winter hunt. And this accident is inextricably related to the early end of the winter hunt. ”
Of course, they are inseparable! The black cat listened to the rat fairy and complained frantically in the bottom of his heart - in addition to himself, the protagonist of the attempted explosion accident was a hamster named Fei Rui, and the hamster had just chatted with you before!
"D Armor Hunting Area...... Kormar pulled out a notebook out of nowhere, flipped through it, muttered something and gradually showed a smile on her face: "Yo, it's an acquaintance too." ”
The black cat stared at the notebook in the witch's hand, feeling the hair on the back of her head blow up a little.
"Huh!"
A curled piece of parchment floated from the rat fairy to the black cat's eyes and stopped. The black cat looked vigilantly at the lines of gilded letters on the parchment, and took a step back cautiously.
"Ahem," the rat immortal coughed softly, "Since the words have been spoken, then for everyone's safety, it shouldn't be too much to sign a silence agreement." ”
Colmar nodded in agreement.
The black cat nodded, then shook his head.
"A silent agreement is naturally necessary, but I won't sign yours. He still remembered that Xiao Xiao had taken care of him many times, and he was determined not to sign his unclear agreement: "To put it mildly, who knows if your silent agreement was written on Mephisto's parchment." ”
The witch scoffed, "Do you need to waste such precious parchment paper against a cat?"
The black cat hooked the tip of its tail and held on to its skepticism with its flattened ears.
"Okay, okay, if you insist. The rat fairy seemed a little helpless, raised his finger, and took back the parchment covered with gilt letters: "If you refuse to sign this parchment, you must provide something else." ”
The black cat raised its head, snorted, and with a twist of its buttocks, hid its front half behind a tree.
He had been covered with a black cloth over his chest and tied to his gray cloth bag. This is the experience summed up after many transformations, which can not only ensure that the black cat can take out weapons to meet the enemy when necessary, but also not reveal its identity because of the gray cloth bag.
Then he pulled out a standard contract for sale at the Grimm grocery store from the gray cloth bag, thought about it, and pulled out a new quill.
"Ah, I said, you write, we are now drafting terms!"
The black cat came out from behind the tree, threw the quill, along with the mostly blank contract paper, at the witch's feet, and snorted with its nostrils facing to the sky.
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