Text Chapter 572: Knife
"A knife at the beginning, and you become a local tyrant in three seconds?" this thought suddenly popped into Mu Sen's mind.
Of course, this thought only appeared for a moment, and he was banished. How can you think about games at such a solemn moment?
I, Mu Xiaosen, am not such a person! Resist the game, start with me!
After brushing a wave of useless chicken soup, Mu Sen began to analyze the origin of this knife, he didn't bother with why this knife could speak, and he looked like I was your uncle, after all, this is not the era when it can't become fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, even the locust tree of Huaixia can become fine, what else is impossible?
Even if you tell me now that knives are gendered, there are men and women, and women's clothing bosses, my heart will not be shaken in the slightest.
Savage is a place full of wonders.
Okay, let's get down to business.
It's your sister! Mu Sen couldn't analyze the origin of this knife at all. In the absence of any clues, how long do you have to guess out of thin air......
So Mu Sen decided to adopt a straightforward tactic, "I don't know what the sword senior is called?"
"Call me a knife. ”
Mu Sen shook his head, what kind of joke, although he didn't know how the cultivation of this knife was, it was still no problem to throw him a few streets. The one who achieves comes first, how can he be called that?
Properly not, and the name "knife" is too tender, right? It gives people a cute and watery feeling, like a puppy, a kitten, a pig, and so on.
It's better to call the knife senior!" The knife senior is really modest. ”
"Who is being humble with you? I'm just calling it a knife. ”
"Knife senior......"
"Call me a knife!"
"Isn't that good?"
"Believe it or not, I cut you?"
"Knife senior!"
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In fact, life is to give in to each other. You respect me, and I pay you back, so that everyone can live in harmony and build a harmonious new home.
After finalizing the title, Mu Sen continued to go straight in. "Senior Knife, why are you in this illusion?"
"Boy, I'll clarify two points for you. First, I don't exist in illusions, I exist within you. Second, this is not an illusion, but a special space called a mirage. Said the knife who called himself a knife.
Mu Sen didn't dwell on the second question, because the first question focused on his thunder inside and out. He said in an unbelievable tone, "Knife senior, what did you say?"
"I didn't say anything. "The knife is back in seconds.
Mu Sen's face was black...... He found that since he left the Deadwood Tribe and stepped into the vast red dust of the wilderness, the people he met were more and more improper, and now even the knife began to be improper.
Hehe, why hasn't such a painting style been condemned by heaven?
No, the Heavenly Dao is not a good thing, it is likely to be a system made by the Divine Race and the Immortal Race wearing colored glasses. Raise our human race as livestock, and also plant blood bans. Sooner or later, labor and management will step through the sky and see where the so-called gods and immortals are? !
After being ruthless, Mu Sen began to worry again, why did he have a knife in his body? Could it be because he was about to become a pill, and the golden pill that had not yet condensed directly mutated and formed a knife?
Maji, this kind of explanation can't even fool yourself, okay......
How can it be said that the knot is formed into a knife...... And I haven't married yet, but I'm just in the preparation period for the marriage.
If it wasn't produced by itself, someone had put a knife into it...... Who would put a knife in their own body if they are fine...... And even if someone really puts a knife in his body, he will tell himself, unless it is Fukai Bing who put the knife and has a grudge against him.
You see, since I have said this, I can't make it up anymore. If you have an enmity with yourself, then you should directly stab yourself.
yes, isn't that just going to give you a knife?
Maji, I said a knife to myself, the kind of knife that is inserted into the body.
Or yes, isn't that a knife inserted into you?
Roll the calves!
Really, how can a teenager be so irritable? Can't study Buddhism? Okay, yes, that's okay.
It's okay, you keep rolling the calves!
I have such a violent temper, why can't I listen to this? Can't I be civilized? Roll calves and calves all day long, people like you who are full of foul language deserve to be single for the rest of your life.
Who said that? I can be elegant, too.
Like what?
Run, brother!
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Not satisfied? It's okay, there's more. You like this, special literature and art, the world is so big, why don't you go and see it?
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Still don't like it? Are you a polytechnic man? It doesn't matter! I still have a polytechnic version here, and it disappears from my sight with minimal friction.
Finally, I'll give you a popular version, please take a look at my mouth shape, Brother Wuen......
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Mu Sen has been in the wilderness for so many years, and he has not invented cement, glass, steam engines, or bombs, but he has developed an extremely powerful skill, that is, the dialogue between the left brain and the right brain.
But to be honest, this is not deep well ice. It's the chemical reaction that he, as a person who complained about addiction in the previous world, was painstakingly suppressed and stimulated by the wilderness.
Usually no one echoes a joke, how can you live these days?
Just like posting moments in the last world, he has never understood those who only post moments once every six months and a year. Because if he doesn't post on Moments for more than a day, he will feel that his talent has nowhere to show.
In short, he often felt that he was miserable.
"Senior knife, why are you in my body?" Mu Sen, who was bitter in his heart, continued to adhere to the straight to the point route, with his IQ, it is estimated that there is no problem for this line to persist for another five hundred years without wavering.
Hearing Mu Sen's question, Xiaodao was silent for a while. It just saw that Mu Sen's brows were tightly knit and his face changed, and he thought that he was seriously analyzing and thinking about his origin.
But now, my pants are off, and you're going to show me this?
You trash!
"I doubt that guy's taste again!" said Knife, who had been silent for an unknown amount of time.
"Who?" Mu Sen said with a relaxed expression without the slightest embarrassment on his face.
"Who else?!!!
But at this moment, Mu Sen's eyes lit up, this knife senior actually had something to do with the senior of Langtian. Ever since it collapsed without warning on the day of the day, he'd been worried. "Knife senior, are you still alive? Were you there that day? What the hell is going on?"
Seeing Mu Sen's worried look, Xiaodao's heart felt a little better, although this kid was not good in other aspects, but his heart was still good, just like himself!
I think that at the beginning, before entering Mu Sen's body, Lingsong and Langtian, who had become themselves, staged an extremely sad parting scene, which was really sad and sad, and men and women were silent.
Alas, there is no way, I just take my feelings too seriously, I can't help it!