Chapter 490: The Stink
Beauty ......!"
"Poof......!"
Unexpectedly, a poem was not finished, and there was another fart sound, and this time the sound was louder, like muffled thunder, plus everyone was so silent by the smell just now that the sound was clearer and audible.
Everyone present was a Yunwu warrior, with excellent hearing, and following the prestige, their eyes were unanimous, and they fell on Baili Wuchen.
For a while, Baili Wuchen's expression became more and more strange, his face was slightly blue, and the corners of his mouth were secretly twitching.
At this moment, there are really 100,000 "grass and mud horses" galloping past in his heart, and he said in his heart What is wrong today, in front of the public, when he confesses in front of his beloved, how can he let out two farts in a row, and it is so "amazing"!
The whole audience looked at themselves, what should they do now, do they want to admit that they put it themselves?
Baili Wuchen was in a dilemma, his face changed, but fortunately, he still had a group of brainless fans who resolutely defended him, and some women around him immediately scolded them angrily, and cast strange eyes on the audience who were hundreds of miles away.
"What are you thinking, how can this be a fart from Baili Gongzi, Baili Gongzi is humble as jade, courteous and polite, how can he fart, and it is such a stinky fart, there must be other villains who want to frame Baili Gongzi!"
"Right...... This is definitely not a fart of the Hundred Miles Boy!"
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Hearing the maintenance of the women, Baili Wuchen showed an embarrassed smile on his face, and pressed his palm weakly, signaling everyone to be restless.
"Ladies and gentlemen, people eat whole grains, and farting is also an inevitable thing, so don't dwell on this, and don't need to find out who farted. ”
As soon as these words came out, little stars appeared in the eyes of the women.
Baili Gongzi is really generous, even if someone destroys his poetry confession, he can forgive them.
"Baili Gongzi, I adore you so much!"
"Baili Gongzi, you will always be the best!"
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Baili Wuchen secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said in his heart that he had finally avoided this stubble, and then, he looked at Su Jin, ready to recite the poem in one breath.
"Beauty......
Before he finished reciting a poem, Baili Wuchen's face suddenly changed, and his face was flushed, as if he was working extremely hard to prevent something from happening, but it was too late.
"Puff puff ......!"
This time, one sound, one after another, one sound at a time, one sound at a time, one sound at a time!
Everyone looked around in astonishment, and finally a pair of eyes were fixed behind Baili Gongzi, sometimes bulging, sometimes falling, accompanied by the undulating hem of the fart, stunned, silent!
"Uh......"
Baili Wuchen's face turned blue in an instant, he tried his best to stop all this, but he could only suppress it for a moment, but next time, it would brew even more powerful power.
For a while, tens of thousands of people in the audience were stunned, immersed in the undulating sound of fart, and the people used looked at Baili Wuchen with an incredible and shocking gaze!
And at this time, Xiang Yun, who had been silent, finally spoke.
I saw him looking at Baili Wuchen with a shocked face, and exaggerated praise.
"Baili Gongzi, you really deserve to be the genius disciple of Burning Dan Valley, it is really extraordinary, I have never heard such a majestic and rhythmic fart sound, when it is unprecedented and unprecedented, no one will come after, the little brother admires, admires!"
Baili Wuchen was already sluggish at this moment, but when he heard Xiang Yun's voice, he suddenly woke up!
"It's your elixir!"
He suddenly remembered the pill that Xiang Yun had asked him to take.
However, Xiang Yun didn't pay attention to Baili Wuchen at all, and pulled Su Jin to say with a disgusted face.
"Senior sister, let's retreat farther away, you see, the air here has changed color, and the power of Baili Gongzi is too strong. ”
This sentence seems to have a strong contagious force, shocking the sluggish people, all of them are like avoiding tigers, all of them scattered, and quickly retreated, including those women who were full of infatuation with Baili Gongzi, and at this moment, the expressions on their faces were filled with deep horror!
"Oh...... I can't imagine that Baili Gongzi is such a person?"
"Fortunately, people didn't confess to him, if I was really with him, I would rather die if I suffered such a fart sound and smell every day!"
"Oh my God, I was really blind before, and I declare that I will officially leave the Hundred Mile Society from now on. ”
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One voice after another, like sharp needles, pierced deeply into Baili Wuchen's heart, making him ashamed and indignant, his face flushed, and his whole body trembled!
He never thought that the pill that Xiang Yun gave him would have such side effects, making him embarrassed in public!
After this time, I am afraid that Baili Wuchen is really going to be discredited, and no woman is infatuated with him anymore.
Baili Wuchen couldn't help but stare at Xiang Yun with resentment on his face, and wanted to say a few cruel words, but in the end, he couldn't bear the strange eyes and whispers around him.
And Du Qixing, who stayed in place, had already had a premonition that something bad was good after seeing the terrifying encounter of a hundred miles of dust, and he directly rose into the air, and in a dull fart sound, he fled away, leaving only the turbid air.
Seeing this scene, Su Jin couldn't help but glance at Xiang Yun and said with some concern.
"Senior brother, this hundred miles of dustless is the grandson of the valley lord of the Burning Dan Valley, will you cause any trouble if you do this?"
Xiang Yun said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Senior sister, don't worry, I didn't give them poison, this is what I saw from the previous pill classics of Qixuan, the ancient detoxification pill, detoxification and beauty, the effect is excellent, it only takes a month later, they will be able to return to normal. ”
For a month, not to mention smoking others, I'm afraid I can't stand it.
Su Jin looked at his junior brother helplessly.
And after Baili Wuchen and Du Qixing left, the Great Grandmaster of the Heavenly Dao Sect and the Supreme Elder of the Burning Dan Valley came to Xiang Yun.
"Sect Master Xiang, who can refine the elixir with the formation method and replenish the spiritual power of the elixir the day after tomorrow, can be said to be the first person to create this precedent!" the Supreme Elder of the Burning Dan Valley exclaimed.
The Great Grandmaster surnamed Qu also nodded and said.
"Xiang Xiaoyou, if you can study this path with your heart, I am afraid that in less than a hundred years, there will be another great master on the mainland, and even your achievements will be even higher!"
Xiang Yun didn't dare to slack off, and clasped his fists at the two.
"The two seniors praised it falsely, but it was just some sideways, how dare they show off in front of the two seniors. ”
"Sect Master Xiang is too humble, Xiaobao, you have to learn more from Sect Master Xiang in the future. ”
After a few polite words from everyone, the master and apprentice of Shenxuzi got the permission of the great master surnamed Qu, and returned to the audience with Xiang Yun and Su Jin, waiting for the result of the game together.
Of course, with Xiang Yun's results, he naturally successfully advanced to the finals, and it should be the first place!
After waiting for several hours, the rankings finally came out, and the Nameless Sect was indeed ranked first, and the Burning Dan Valley was ranked fourth.
After the game, Lu Deshuang also found Xiang Yun and others and spit out bitterness on them!
At this moment, Lu Deshuang's expression was very aggrieved, because the East China Sea Sword Sect team led by him was eliminated, and Lu Deshuang was very unhappy now, because he felt that the Burning Pill Valley was unfair, and he was even more discriminatory against the pills he refined.
After Xiang Yun and the others inquired, they learned that the East China Sea Sword Sect ranked eleventh, one short of entering the finals, and the tenth place in the finals was almost exactly the same as their results.
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The difference is that Lu Deshuang personally refined a furnace of grandmaster-level elixir, and when the level and quantity are the same, the quality is obviously higher than that of the other party, but he was still judged to lose.
After everyone inquired, they learned that the furnace pill refined by Lu Deshuang was called "Five Qi Rejuvenation Pill", and the biggest effect was to benefit men and tonify the kidneys and strengthen the yang...... It was a recipe he had obtained from an overseas alchemist.
Ruud said with a huff.
"Those old guys in Burning Dan Valley, insist on saying that I am a crooked pill from the evil sect, it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, and they actually sentenced me to lose, I will go to his uncle's, hmph, I will tear up that Danfang when I turn around!
"Huh...... What's that, Lu Daoyou, can you show me that Danfang when you go back?"
When Shen Xuzi heard that Lu Deshuang had such a pill, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he cautiously raised his mouth.
Seeing that someone admired his elixir, Lu Deshuang was immediately overjoyed, and chatted with Shen Xuzi again, talking about the method of health preservation.
After the semi-finals were announced, Shenxuzi and Lu Shuang went all the way to the station of the Heavenly Dao Sect, Xiang Yun, Su Jin and others returned to the Shengxian Pavilion together, and when they were leaving, Xin'er also brought Xuan Bing to find Xiang Yun, wanting Xiang Yun to teach her alchemy, and Xiang Yun hurriedly fled with the cloud machine, for fear of provoking this trouble.
Looking at Xiang Yun who was gone, Xin'er was so angry that she scolded at the top of her throat, saying that Xiang Yun was a negative man, and he forgot to save people when he had a newcomer.
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After returning to the Shengxian Pavilion, Xiang Yun finally had a rare quiet, and drank tea and rested with Su Jin.
It was only at this moment that Su Jin finally spoke curiously.
"Senior brother, how did you do it, you are obviously only an intermediate alchemist of the Grandmaster, how can you refine the Grandmaster's peak elixir, and it is also a furnace full of top-grade elixir!"
Xiang Yun naturally didn't hide it from Su Jin, and said directly.
"Senior sister, I have obtained a secret technique of alchemy, which can combine the power of the formation to refine the elixir, and even be able to refine the elixir beyond my own grade, with the help of this method, I can even refine the eight-grade elixir, of course, it is impossible to refine the best in the furnace, if you want to learn, I will pass it on to you." ”
When Su Jin heard this, he shook his head with a smile and said.
"No need, although I also want to improve my alchemy, but I don't have any research on the formation method, I learn too much but make a mistake, by the way, junior brother, are you sure about the final of the alchemy competition?"
Xiang Yun heard this, but shook his head decisively and said.
"Huh...... It's not a big deal, although I have the help of this secret method, but I am not a great master after all, at most, I can refine an eight-grade mid-grade pill, and it is impossible to refine a top-grade pill. ”
Su Jin couldn't help frowning when she heard this.
"Senior brother, I don't know how high the alchemy skills of these three great grandmasters are today, but in the Burning Dan Valley, there must be alchemists at the peak of the great grandmasters......
Su Jin didn't continue, but Xiang Yun understood what she meant, if she couldn't refine the eighth-grade peak elixir, I was afraid it would be impossible to win at all.
Xiang Yun also smiled bitterly.
"Yes, I'm afraid that the Burning Dangu is going to send Qi Xuan out of the competition, at the beginning of the Nameless Sect, Qi Xuan was already a great grandmaster at the intermediate level.
However, senior sister, you don't have to worry, I will find a way to win!"
For the sake of this Chaos Blue Lotus, Xiang Yun had already made up his mind, even if he spent the only Grandmaster Realization Pill he had left, he must win the first place, get the elixir first, and then talk about alchemy.
When Su Jin heard this, she had to nod her head and say no more, she couldn't help Xiang Yun in the next game.
While the two were chatting, a voice suddenly came from outside the door.
"Sect Master Xiang, the Divine Sword Sect is here to pay a visit!"
As soon as he heard the words "Divine Sword Sect", Xiang Yun's eyes froze slightly, and at the same time, he was even more surprised that he hadn't sensed the other party's aura in advance.