Volume 1 Cangzhou Wooden House Chapter 33 The door is not easy to enter

A petite fist quietly pressed against the fist that was twice the size of it, the senior brother Song's cheeks were deformed, and his painful expression was like spring water spread out from a duck's paw, and then his facial features curled up tightly in one place, and he withdrew dozens of steps away with a scream, slumping his shoulders, and he couldn't break it anymore, if he hadn't forcibly added two strengths at the last moment, he wouldn't have ended up like this, fate is always wonderful.

Qigui frowned, and suddenly felt that there was a gaze on him, it was Mu Qiaoqiao, he didn't know what kind of look should appear on his little face, Mu Ne's head turned quickly, and finally his frowning brows stretched, but Su Wen's cheeks darkened, because he seemed to see himself, but this was not a good thing.

"Is this the disciple of the One Qi Sect? That's it, it's just like that, I have so much expectation. "The vividness of Qiguixue, the loss and casualness itself is not there, but it shows the arrogance of kicking the hall.

"Well said, well said. The little girl clapped her palms happily, adding fuel to the fire as always.

Qigui touched his head stupidly, that smile was really as bright as a flower, much better than the previous rainy and rainy, maybe he should wrap a red belt around his head at this moment, and then said in a deep and magnetic voice: "This smile is guarded by me." ”

Several disciples of the One Qi Sect hurriedly supported the seriously injured Senior Brother Song, stared at the three of them like monsters, turned around and quickly swept towards the mountain gate, and the heavy gates were slammed together.

"Qigui, it's okay now, we're locked out. Su Wen complained with a gloomy face.

Although the little servant was scolded, he was not annoyed, because at this moment the young master shouted his name loudly, I believe that the little girl can hear it very clearly, if she can remember it, of course, it is the best, "Young master, you just scolded people so badly, if I don't make a move, you should kiss intimately on the ten steps and the ground now!"

Su Wen swept the steps under him, almost fifty floors, and that punch had to fly at least more than twenty meters away, so he was very angry when he thought about it, and changed his words and said, "I mean, why did you let them go like this." ”

"Oh. The little servant shrunk his neck and replied noncommittally.

"What should I do now, Chen Maochuan is no more, Qigui, did you slap that door to pieces?" Su Wen looked at the mountain gate in front of him, pouted and said, if such words were listened to by the few disciples of the One Qi Sect in Fangcai, I was afraid that without saying a word, I would rush out and fight with this guy, but when the people under the mountain heard it, most of them would give a thumbs up, and say that the young man is so courageous, and then the melon seed bench watermelon water sat in a row on the white jade steps, the people of the Northern Wei Dynasty were fierce, and there was no shortage of bold idlers who watched the excitement.

Listening to the young master's angry words, Qigui hurriedly persuaded, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Su Wen became even more angry, but Mu Qiaoqiao giggled, "Young master, our family's wooden door has lost thirty taels of silver, and such a big mountain gate, it is not a few thousand taels." ”

If you don't say that things are clustered and people are grouped, a talent who can live under the same roof for fifteen years with Su Wen naturally has to be a guy with two weak brains, otherwise how could he show a look like a wealth fan on a door.

Su Wen squeezed the other party with his eyes, took a few steps back in front of him with the one-store-high mountain gate, unbuttoned the first button on his stomach, took a few deep breaths, pondered and untied the second one, and then opened his mouth wide and inhaled a belly like a cow, and finally shook off his throat and roared at the entire One Qi Sect:

"Uncle Li!"

The sunlight shrouded the entire One Qi Sect through the faint mist, quiet and peaceful, but it was disturbed by this sudden roar The larks of the Manzong Sect, the tall mountain gate trembled, not because of the disrepair and was crumbling by the sound of the impact, the entire white jade steps also trembled, the footsteps, the extremely dull footsteps, fell together, from the other side of the mountain, one step collapsed, indeed only one step was heard.

Su Wen was worried about whether the mountain gate would collapse slowly opened, and a middle-aged man poked his head out of it, two strange mustaches were very symmetrically attached to the nose, and a pair of eyes much smaller than Qigui glanced out of the door excitedly, until his eyes finally fell on Su Wen, and the displeasure of a resentful woman immediately appeared on his chubby face.

"Dead ghost, why did you come, your senior brother said that you have been out for a few months, and you should not come in soon. ”

Su Wen's cheeks twitched slightly, this situation was somewhat embarrassing, what kind of twists and turns could connect the obscene elder in front of him who seemed to be a resentful woman who seduced a man with the hall master of the One Qi Sect, and couldn't help but shudder.

Qigui was kind, and threw the backpack directly behind him, who would have thought that the hall master of the dignified Qi Sect would be like a puppy who only saw a frisbee at this moment, an arrow step, his body was illusory and airborne, and he caught the backpack steadily, and then carried it on his body very skillfully, and his short and fat body was difficult to stick to the bulging backpack, which was clearly two balls, and he was really blind to this unfathomable longitudinal cloud footwork.

"Hehe, Qigui, your Uncle Li's skills are still so vigorous!" Hall Master Li happily pushed the door open, and warmly invited the other party to enter, I am afraid that when he meets the master, he may not have such affection at this moment.

Su Wen rarely saw Uncle Li make a move, after all, every time the other party came to see him, he was lying motionless on the bed, he didn't expect to be so strong, the only thing that remained unchanged was still this obscenity, it was easy to do over there, so he stopped his steps in place, refused to enter the door, licked his lips and said: "So-so! I just escaped from a faster guy, and now I think about it, it's really thrilling enough." ”

"Who! is so short-sighted, Uncle Li will help you teach him a lesson. Hall Master Li hurriedly said flatteringly, there is a little bit of elder demeanor there.

"It seems to be called Gong Yu Changge, I can't even see it clearly. Qigui nodded and said.

Hearing the four words Gong Yu Changge, the round fat face was a little confused, chewing the taste in his mouth, and said to himself: "Gong Yu Changge? This guy is no longer staying in Kyoto, what are you doing here." ”

"Uncle Li, we almost died at his hands! You want to help us avenge it!" Qigui said with added fuel and vinegar, Gong Yu wanted to kill Mu Qiaoqiao, it was not more uncomfortable than killing him.

Looking at the embarrassment on the other party's face, Su Wen got close to the other party, full of caution, and said in a low voice: "Uncle Li, I'm afraid that you are not someone's opponent!"

Li Chengran, whose name is very different from the very different, blew his beard and glared at this ill-intentioned little guy, obviously being poked in pain but still stubbornly said: "If it is about cultivation, the three Gong Yu Changge are not your Uncle Li's opponents, the key is that the kid is as slippery as a loach, although he is known as the unparalleled body under Lichen, but in my opinion, there are few people in the Lichen realm who can catch up with him, and I have to go to your third brother for this matter, he specializes in this guy." ”

Su Wen nodded, re-revealed the harmless appearance of humans and animals, and said: "The third brother has come and gone without a trace, I still have to wait for him to come to me! But Uncle Li, in addition to this matter, there is another thing you have to call for me!"

"Although I said, in this Lancang County, your Uncle Li's words still have some weight. Li Chengran waved his hand and said very happily, he ate first, if he can't get back to the scene at this moment, he won't be ridiculed by the three boys in the future.

"As soon as we came up, we were stopped by a male disciple and didn't let us enter the sect, so we reported your name, but that guy actually wanted to beat us, saying that you were a beast or two, and I didn't hear it clearly. Qigui grabbed the conversation and complained for a while, but he wished that the senior brother surnamed Xiao would run slower, and he could see that he had to vomit blood and die.

Sure enough, Li Chengran excitedly straightened his stomach, touched the mustache on the side of his mouth with one hand, and finally showed his entire eyes from under his eyelids in anger, "Damn, it's that bastard, what's his name, see if Lao Tzu doesn't break his three legs." ”

"Three legs?" Mu Qiaoqiao on the side didn't understand these deep meanings, and thought to himself where the irascible senior brother just now hid a leg.

Li Chengran noticed that there was a girl standing next to her, her watery eyes were innocent and innocent like a girl, her fair and flawless skin revealed a faint red powder, and her thin lips were delicate like rose petals.

"Oh, I forgot to mention, there's one more thing we came to you......" Su Wen recounted what happened along the way.

The more Li Chengran listened, the brighter the eyes with only one slit left, and he looked at Mu Qiaoqiao again, and asked: "You are the second lady of the Mu family, your eldest sister's letter arrived in the Yiqi Sect early in the morning, I didn't expect so many things to happen along the way, if this was known by Nan Nizi, she would not have to make a big fuss in the academy." ”

"Okay, leave this matter to Uncle Li to deal with, and that disciple who is not long-eyed, I will definitely find it for you, now I am willing to enter the door!"

Su Wen nodded with satisfaction, originally he really just stopped by to visit this obscene elder who always told meat jokes next to his bed, but unfortunately the world is unpredictable, and the doors in this world are really not easy to enter.

"Then it's troublesome Uncle Li. ”

After finishing speaking, he led the two of them into the mountain gate of the One Qi Sect, and when he crossed the calf-high threshold, he suddenly stopped again, this scene could scare the more than two hundred catties of meat man so much that he didn't dare to take half a step.

I saw Su Wen touching the four eggs beside him and said meaningfully: "Four eggs! Some people say that you can't walk the white jade steps, now you pull a lump for him at this door and see what else they can say." ”

Li Chengran shuddered when he heard this, and the fat on his body trembled like waves, but there was a miserable smile on his face, and he dared to show annoyance, and he had already expressed his condolences to all the women of the bold disciple's family in his heart.

Lao Tzu has been practicing in retreat for a few years, and some people have a bad memory, so this time I will give you a reminiscence, the underwear thief who made the female disciples of the three doors frightened was not a waste of fame, as for why it is the three doors, it is not that the rabbit does not eat the grass by the nest, but that the female disciples are not very good, and there is only one disciple in the past few years, and he is still a man.