Volume 1 Cangzhou Wooden House Chapter 35 A good blue and white scenery
Washing his body, Su Wen naturally couldn't be so stupid as to drink rough air to ask about the yard and see the girl, although this immoral old man who was dedicated to collecting the girl's belly pocket squeezed his eyebrows at him, like a turtle who wants to drink flattery in the building.
"Uncle Li, can we be more serious, I finally know why the Scattered Qi Dao has not been like this, no one should want their master to be a scoundrel full of nonsense. ”
Li Chengran glanced at the other party, and said very proudly: "Who said that there is no one, isn't the lazy person a person? Back then, he begged me for a long time before he reluctantly accepted him into the door." ”
"Shut up, the damn wasn't tricked in by you in the first place, I don't know how happy I am playing with those junior sisters now, you old thief who steals underwear. The lazy man didn't know when he woke up, and when he heard this stubble, he wrote a grudge on his cheeks, and there was no so-called respect for the teacher, so something very unpleasant must have happened at the beginning.
Li Chengran, who was exposed, did not feel guilty, but said confidently: "Did I lie to you? Is the underwear given to you, it's not that you have no brains to take it out and dry it, and you are caught by others, and even I, the master, will be blinded." ”
"Hmph. The lazy man didn't want to worry about anything with him anymore, so he shook his ass and fell asleep.
This pair of living treasure-like masters and apprentices are indispensable to quarrel every day, after all, in addition to eating, drinking and sleeping in the deserted hall, it is not boring to fight flies, Su Wen probably understood the twists and turns, and could only say that it is not a family that does not enter the door.
"Get down to business. ”
Li Chengran leaned back in the chair, and the old god said: "You are in extremely poor health, you should be aware of this way." ”
Su Wen nodded and did not refute.
"After lying for fifteen years, even a stone has to be covered with moss, your senior brother is very powerful, there is a way to keep your muscles from atrophy, but the meridians and bones are much more difficult, you say that you are practicing, but what do you feel. ”
"I can't feel anything, I have a friend who said that my body is too transparent to be found by Reiki, and it may have something to do with it. Su asked.
Li Chengran smacked his lips, he didn't expect the other party to have this kind of communication, and said: "Your friend said well, you are born with shortcomings, it is for the destiny of heaven, the way of heaven, and you can't make up for the deficiency of the loss, but you can't accept the aura of heaven and earth the day after tomorrow, and there is nothing left, so how to make up for the shortcomings, you naturally can't practice." ”
"But if I can condense my mind and connect with my spiritual power, I can't also enter the path of cultivation. This is Chen Maochuan's theory with him, but the other party is not authoritative after all, and at this moment, he finally met someone who has some right to speak, and he will let it go.
"If you don't say that you are senior brothers, you dare to talk about this idea of being punished by God. Li Chengran's eyes widened, although he was surprised, but he was relieved in a blink of an eye.
It turned out that Senior Brother actually had the same thoughts as himself, Su Wen inexplicably rose a burst of hope in his heart, and continued to ask: "In that case, why haven't I been able to condense a trace of mental power until now, could it be that Senior Brother's thoughts will also be wrong?"
These words are very reasonable to listen to separately, but when they are connected, they feel that they are inexplicably strong, senior brother will not be wrong, he has already penetrated into Su Wen's heart, and the words spoken by the priest of Ling Tiangong are thousands of times true.
"I don't dare to say if your senior brother is wrong, but if even he can't figure it out, there shouldn't be many people in this world who can figure it out. Li Chengran said leisurely, "The beginning of mental power comes from the spirit, your meridians are incomplete, the spirit cannot penetrate the whole body, and you can condense the mind power to have a ghost, so your senior brother threw you to me." ”
Speaking of this, the smug look on Li Chengran's face was even stronger, as if he was saying something amazing, his fingers spent a few simple lines on his fat belly, and said: "If you want to talk about dredging the meridians, I am the second in the Qi Sect, who dares to say the first in the entire Kyushu, now do you want to go." ”
This is by no means a boast, the One Qi Sect has been established for a thousand years, but it is not just the effort to establish this huge sect, its long heritage is incomparable to the rest of the sects, the four sects, mining, gathering, condensing, and dispersing its operation is fundamentally the method of alternating between the meridians, so put aside those old monsters who are not born, I am afraid that no one understands the problems of the meridians better than them.
"After solving the problem of the meridians, I can practice?" asked Su Wen with great excitement.
"Of course...... No, at most, you will be in the mortal realm, if this is considered cultivation, Lao Tzu can train a large number of monks casually! ”
The lazy man obviously didn't fall asleep, raised his hand and scratched his buttocks, but he didn't refute the master's words.
Su Wen frowned and fell into contemplation when he listened to the other party's more bragging, if he couldn't enter the spiritual realm, he couldn't store the spiritual power in his body, then the little servant would have to bleed as always, and this was naturally not the result he wanted.
"Then I'm ......"
Li Chengran comforted: "You don't have to be too anxious, these things are your senior brother's nerves, you just stay here honestly for a few days, don't make Uncle Li embarrassed." ”
"Okay!" Su Wen nodded, the road has to be taken step by step, a guy who has not yet risen to the mortal realm will actually worry about how to enter the realm of enlightenment, at this moment he came to his senses and even couldn't help but laugh twice, you must know that not everyone in this world is as talented as Chen Maochuan, as long as he is willing to enter the enlightenment at any time, at least nearly ninety percent of the monks are still in the mortal realm throughout their lives, this is the reality, the reason why geniuses are called geniuses is precisely because of the foil of countless ordinary people.
It's good to say that he left the other party behind, thinking of a guy who doesn't smile, Li Chengran finally breathed a sigh of relief, his fat body was relieved and cheerful, and he was ready to call the lazy man to prepare two rooms, but if he thought about his master, the other party would probably reply directly to a rolling word, and he was about to get up helplessly to see if there was a slightly cleaner place behind the hall, when a sudden loud cry shook the whole hall uncontrollably, Li Chengran stepped on the wind under his feet, and finally turned the creaking wooden chair into sawdust all over the ground.
"Li Chengran, get out of here. ”
With an angry roar in the empty hall with the blessing of spiritual power, Su Wen was stunned in place, how could there be a feeling of asking the master for sin, could it be that the master of the female disciple came to seek revenge, looked at the belly pockets hanging on the bookshelf, and a graceful body inexplicably appeared in his mind, and quickly shook his head and came to his senses.
Li Chengran got up from the ground in pain, the smile and flattery on his face gradually became cold, a palm slapped on the ground, the whole ground trembled, the chubby body like a leather ball stood up, a stride, the figure flashed, and when everyone came back to their senses, they had already appeared outside the temple gate.
"Old ghost Song, it's okay to bark at me in the air channel, bullying no one in my palace? Lao Tzu alone can overturn your stinky fish and rotten shrimp. ”
At this moment, the wooden forest outside the main hall was overcrowded, how many years have not been so lively, an old man in a simple Taoist uniform stood in the front with angry eyes, it was Song He, the master of the Qi Harvesting Dao Palace, and more than a hundred Qi Harvesting Dao disciples behind him were holding swords against each other, and the rising anger almost burned this wooden forest that had never been taken care of to ashes.
"Master, what do you have to say to this shameless old thief, let's rush in directly and grab those bastards with a thousand knives, so that we can solve the ruthlessness of Senior Brother Song's broken arm. A tall female disciple with red teeth and red lips said sternly, her fiery and poisonous gaze eager to tear the old man in front of her.
Li Chengran looked at the angry female disciple, his faint gaze stopped in three places, and a lewd smile floated on his cheeks, "Xiaolianxin is eighteen this year! This body is much plumper than two years ago, I don't know if I can leave a belly pocket for my disciple to relieve the pain of lovesickness, as a token of gratitude, how about Uncle Shi help you touch the bones." ”
Such shameless words, like flies and bugs burrowing into the ears of the female disciple, the anger on the crimson cheeks was even more obvious, clenching the silver teeth, the iron sword in his hand was already half an inch out of the sheath, and he really wanted to stab this old lewd stick to death with a sword.
"Li Chengran. Song He groaned and stepped forward, and suddenly the strong wind of the entire forest was raging, the snow on the branches melted rapidly, and the twisted qi machine blade approached Li Cheng like a knife, and the shot at lightning speed exceeded everyone's expectations.
Li Chengran's big eyes immediately skyrocketed, and he poked out a fat finger and tapped it in the void, and half a ripple spread out, and the domineering power that came from the force disappeared in an instant, leaving only the wind that pierced the forest to blow the Qi Harvesting Dao disciples to the ground, and countless female disciples were torn off their dresses, revealing their bright eyes and panicked screams.
The initiator of all this subconsciously touched the corners of his mouth, and his face showed his ugliness.
"Apprentice, come out to enjoy the scenery, it's still blue and white!"