"Whoever pushes Lao Tzu, it's best to stand up for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has been practicing for decades and is not a vegetarian, he has turned the sky upside down, and he dares to push Lao Tzu...... No, no, why is it dark today...... Who's pulling my ear?"

Boss, I just want to ask if you are here to tease or go to school, your eyes are stuck with two pieces of paper, can you not be black? Zhu Daneng has a look of disdain, don't look at me, this is the best, I don't know him.

"Hahaha...... I can't do it, it's so funny!"

"This guy is even funnier than Stephen Chow's movie, and next year's No. 1 comedian in China must be this guy!"

"My day, the best male god, but I like it!"

“......”

In an instant, the whole classroom burst into laughter, some rolled on the ground with their stomachs, and some smashed the table and smashed the bench, all in all, Li Tian This guy is simply the best of the best.

Xia Wei removed Li Tian's two fake eyes with her hands, and said with a shallow smile: "It's dawn now!"

"It hurts, it hurts...... Beautiful teacher, you light!" Li Tian saw Xia Wei in front of him, and began to be confused, why does this beauty like to pluck her ears so much, if it weren't for not beating women, you would be looking for teeth all over the ground now, you know?

The anger in Li Tian's heart: "He said... He said, you are always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted, and you carry all the pain yourself......"

"Haha......"

Li Tian's song has not yet been sung, and the laughter in the whole classroom is simply earth-shattering, which ...... Is this girl still in the mood to sing?

"Long ability to endure it, I'm not afraid of pain, can I still hum a little song?" Xia Wei's beautiful eyes looked at the bewildered Li Tian in front of her, quite depressed, I just want to know if this guy is an earthling? Holding his cheeks and sticking to his prosthetic eyes, he can still fall asleep, since you are so awesome, why don't you go to heaven?

"Beautiful teacher, can you not twist your ears at every turn? Can you let go first, let's sit down and talk slowly!"

Is there still room for discussion between you and me? Why didn't you say sit down and talk slowly when you were a teacher before? Now you want to ask the teacher to sit down and talk slowly, but there is no door, don't even think about it.

Xia Wei looked at Li Tian with a bitter face, and was as excited as she was in her heart, you are finally in the hands of the old lady, if you don't take off your skin, don't think about leaving.

"Hey, teacher, why do I think your eyes are so sinister?

"Is there one?"

"Yes!"

"I was born like this!"

“......”

"Jingle Bell ......"

At this time, the bell rang for the end of class, Xia Wei twisted Li Tian's ears and smiled: "Come with me to the office!"

"Can you not go?"

"What do you say?"

"I said yes!"

"It's against you!"

Xia Wei pulled Li Tian's ears out, making Li Tian's face green: "Beautiful teacher, I'm a man in my twenties, you pull my ears like this to go to the office, the impact is not good, not to mention that you are still a teacher, it can't affect your reputation, right?"

"No more nonsense!"

"Hey, you let go, I'll go, can't I go?"

"No, I like to pull your ears!"

“......”

Li Tian was speechless, and secretly slandered in his heart, Nima would rather offend the villain than offend the woman.

......

Faculty of Finance, Office of the Head Teacher.

"Li Tian, you are really powerful! You can fall asleep with your cheeks in your hands!" As soon as she arrived at the office, Xia Wei sat on the chair with a fart, and stared at Li Tian.

"It's normal, I've been cultivating sleeping Arhats for more than a hundred years! Not to mention sleeping with my cheeks, it's no problem to sleep standing up!" Li Tian smiled at Xia Wei and said, "Teacher, why don't I pass on this untaught sect to you?"

"Smack!" Xia Wei slapped the table, almost breathing no other way around, I just want to ask you if you can't put your sleep efforts on studying?

"If you don't learn, you won't learn? Teacher extinguishes the fire!" Li Tian hurriedly picked up Xia Wei's teacup like a good baby, and went to the coffee table to get a cup of boiling water.

Seeing this scene, Xia Wei was also stunned, this guy is very considerate in addition to not listening well in class.

Then, Xia Wei took the teacup, took a sip gently, and finally showed a smile on her tense face.

Seeing that things had taken a turn for the better, Li Tian smiled and said, "Teacher, can I leave?"

"Leave, don't even think about it, stand still!" Xia Wei snorted coldly, wanting to please me with a glass of water, but there was no door, anyway, there was no class for a day today, and I would be sorry for myself if I didn't let you stand until noon.

Xia Wei secretly slandered in her heart, who made you so embarrassed that I couldn't get off the stage in front of so many classmates.

Li Tian said that he was wronged, even if Xia Wei didn't say it, Li Tian knew for what reason, so he roared in his heart, who... Who let your question have a loophole, can you blame me? Do you say you can blame me? Since I was a child, my teacher taught me that there must be my teacher in a threesome, and I am not ashamed to ask.

"It's so cold!" However, at this moment, Xia Wei, who was sitting in the chair, began to shiver, her face turned pale for a moment, and even a layer of hoarfrost was faintly covered between her eyebrows, which made the temperature of the entire classroom drop slightly.

This scene made Li Tian stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking, "Teacher, are you okay?"

"It's so cold, hug me!" Xia Wei trembled even more.

"Teacher, I'm a good student, there are other teachers in this office, I'm afraid it's not good for you to openly let me hug me?" Li Tian made a righteous and awe-inspiring look, as if he was saying to Xia Wei, I don't want to hug me, and I don't know how to fix me for a while.

"It's so cold!" Xia Wei trembled even more as if she hadn't heard Li Tian's words, and her face was gradually covered with hoarfrost, and her seductive red lips began to tremble, which finally aroused Li Tian's idea, seeing that the situation was not pretending.

Thinking of this, Li Tian grabbed Xia Wei's pulse, and suddenly a great cold air followed Xia Wei's pulse into Li Tian's body, fortunately, Li Tian is not an ordinary person, and he will not be eroded by the cold at all.

"Cold Ice Xuan Body?" Li Tian exclaimed in his heart, the Cold Ice Xuan Body is the body of the Yin, the Yin Year, the Yin Moon, and the Yin Time, only those born have this kind of physique, the eight characters belong to the Yin, and it is a rare Yin body in a hundred years, especially women, who themselves belong to the Yin, so it makes the cold more intense.

"Fortunately, you were born on the earth, if you are in the world of martial arts, your physique will be the furnace for martial cultivators, and if you use the yin qi in your body to cultivate, your strength will definitely increase!" Li Tian thought secretly in his heart, but your cold ice body has no effect on me at all.

Thinking of this, Li Tian picked up Xia Wei's delicate body with one hand, however, just as he wanted to leave the office, two familiar faces walked in.

"Li Tian, what are you doing?" Ling Moxi's beautiful eyes glanced at Li Tian, and when he saw Li Tian holding a woman in his arms, his face was suddenly full of disgust.

"Get out of the way!" Li Tian replied angrily.

"Don't let it!" Ling Moxi blocked the door, as if he was saying to Li Tian, if you don't make things clear today, don't think about going out.

But it's no wonder that Li Tian is her nominal husband, although she is very disgusted on weekdays, but in the public in the hall, holding another woman in her arms, she is naturally not in a good mood.

At this time, Mo Li, the head teacher of Class A of the senior finance department, also showed a touch of disgust in his eyes, for Li Tian, this teacher Mo Li is very familiar, on the day of admission, he was a student of his class A, and he was expelled from Li Tian because of a drop of water falling from a high altitude, whether he could be stoned to death, or hurt someone.

"Classmate Li Tian, this is the school, you do such a thing, it is insulting to the school, I can fire you instead of Teacher Xia Wei!"

Mo Li was very unhappy, since Xia Wei transferred to this school yesterday, this Mo Li already had other intentions for her, and now seeing Li Tian hugging Xia Wei, it is strange that she can be in a good mood.

"Get out!" Li Tian snorted coldly, ignoring Mo Li, making Mo Li's expression ugly for a while, and then Li Tian's eyes fell on Ling Moxi's body again, although he respected Old Man Ling, but he still didn't have much good impression of this nominal wife: "Please get out of the way!"

"If you don't make it clear, I can't get out of the way!"