Chapter 618 Pretending to be slapped in the face

Everyone tasted the clear spring water in the toilet bowl one by one, and Li Tian showed a strange look on his face, walked out of the bathroom, and then sat on the sofa, not knowing what he was thinking.

Soon after, everyone walked out of the bathroom one by one, looking excited.

"Nima, Lao Tzu has grown so big, I haven't drunk such a delicious spring water, and the aftertaste is endless!"

"Who says it's not, how can I say that this emperor has lived for tens of thousands of years, this emperor really suspects that he has lived on a dog for tens of thousands of years, and there is such a magical place in the ancient capital of Fenghua!"

"Don't say it, the water in the toilet just now seems to be a little, but how to drink it, you just can't finish it, it's weird!"

“......”

After everyone walked out of the bathroom, they sighed one by one, and Li Tian rolled his eyes at them.

In fact, Li Tian wanted to say that it was automatically watered, of course, he couldn't finish drinking it, and that water, indeed, had an endless aftertaste.

Then, I saw everyone walking towards the sofa one by one, Shen Meng sat next to Li Tian, and Li Tian moved to the side in disgust, which made Shen Meng show a touch of unhappiness.

"Li Tian, what are you doing, do you dislike me?" Shen Meng said bluntly, Li Tian glanced at Shen Meng with disdain, and spoke more bluntly: "I really dislike you!"

In fact, Li Tian still wants to say, you drank the water in the toilet, can I not dislike you?

"You ......" Shen Meng's pure and beautiful face suddenly turned cold, and said, "You weren't like this before!"

"Because now, you're bad breath!"

"I have bad breath?"

Shen Meng was puzzled, and snorted coldly in his heart, this bastard actually thinks I have bad breath? When I was drinking water just now, I also deliberately rinsed my mouth, okay, where does it stink?

But Li Tian opened his mouth unprecedentedly: "Don't you think there is a smell of urine in your mouth?"

"What do you mean?" Shen Mengqi's face turned pale, is this bastard scolding me for drinking pee?

The others also seemed to be interested, and one by one they showed a curious look at Li Tian and Shen Meng, Dongfang He's fart raised and wanted to sit next to Li Tian, but Li Tian's fart moved to the side again.

Li Tian said disdainfully: "That old man, please can you not sit so close to me, you also have bad breath, and you have worse breath than Shen Meng's, you should have drunk a lot!"

"How do you know?" Dongfang He's face was frightened: "I drank five big cups!"

Belch~

After that, I saw Dongfang He suddenly burp, Li Tian pinched his nose and stood up, and sighed depressedly: "Hey, the fresh fresh air is polluted by you!"

After saying that, I saw Li Tian walk towards the window, open the curtains, and take a deep breath.

Is this bastard disgusting us?

Call~

Everyone sighed at the same time and whispered, "It doesn't stink!"

"I feel so hungry now!" Ling Wuchen said, and suddenly Liao Yunfan answered: "Don't say it, I feel so hungry too, can the water in the toilet just now still be appetizing?"

"It should be!" Ye Xuan interjected: "Good water is rare, when you leave, you must take a large chase with you!"

Vomit~

Hearing this, Li Tian retched suddenly, and his stomach could be described as a tumbling river, and when he left, these guys were still going to bring a big bucket? Do you want to be so disgusting?

Hearing Li Tian's retching voice, everyone gave Li Tian a fierce look: "Hey, this guy is really unblessed."

"Li Tian, do you want to take a bucket with you when you leave?" Dongfang He asked.

"No... No need, just feel good about it, leave me alone!" Li Tian waved his hand, revealing a look of disgust.

"Waiter, order!" At this moment, Tong Xuan shouted, but there was no response for a long time, Dongfang He Lao glared: "Such a high-end hotel, you drink like this, aren't you afraid of losing your identity?

Aren't you? Li Tian secretly slandered in his heart.

And Tong Xuan opened his mouth and said: "Sect Master, don't drink much, how can you order food, I'm very hungry!"

Hearing this, Dongfang He said solemnly: "Such a high-end hotel, do you still use us to order food?

"Sure enough, he is worthy of being our sect master, and he has a lot of knowledge!" Jian Wushuang slapped his ass, and Li Tian stood at the window and was secretly helpless, what kind of sin did Lao Tzu do, will he meet this group of turtles? Hey, you just wait slowly, Lao Tzu went to sleep.

Thinking of this, Li Tian stretched his waist, walked towards the bedroom, collapsed directly on the bed, and quickly chatted with Zhou Gong's daughter.

In the living room, everyone waited, and the food had not yet been delivered, and there was still no one in the second wait, two or three hours had passed, and there was still no shadow of the waiter.

"Sect Master, you don't seem to have guessed right, how long has it been here, why hasn't the food come up yet?" Shangguan Fei asked bitterly, and Dongfang He said with a look of confidence: "In such a high-end hotel, the dishes must be fine, fine, and it takes time, right?"

"......" Hearing this, everyone was speechless for a while, are you sure that this is the case? I always feel that this is not the case.

Wait.

In desperation, everyone began to wait patiently again, and after another hour, they secretly thought in their hearts that it should be soon.

Two hours later, they still secretly thought in their hearts that this time they should be ready to serve the food.

Time passed in a hurry, and after half a day, there was still no figure, and Shen Meng finally couldn't help but ask, "Sect Master, are you sure someone will bring food up?" How do I feel as if we are going to starve to death here?"

"Young man, I can't bear it!" Dongfang He spit out a voice meaningfully, and immediately everyone knelt down, and Jian Wushuang said: "Master, you still think that someone will bring food up!"

"Or else?"

"Okay, then wait slowly!" Jian Wushuang lay on the sofa.

At this moment, Li Tian stretched his waist and walked out of the room, and whispered, "I slept and my spirit is much better!"

After that, Li Tian glanced at everyone and continued, "Have you all eaten?"

"Not yet!" Dongfang He said with a serious face: "It's still preparing in the kitchen, it should be soon!"

"How long have you been preparing?" Li Tian asked, and Shen Meng answered, "It's almost a day!"

Bang dang~

Hearing this, Li Tian almost didn't kneel on the ground, then swallowed his saliva and said, "Are you sure the kitchen is preparing?"

"Otherwise, what are the waiters doing?"

"......" Hearing this, Li Tian was speechless, if Lao Tzu slept until dawn, I'm afraid they would wait until dawn and think that the kitchen was still preparing, right?

(End of chapter)