Chapter 3: The Gentleman on the Tao (I) (Funny Transition Chapter)

The Gentleman's Discussion (1)

The eldest prince came out of the house full of joy, he took a deep breath, and before leaving, turned to look at the door and the big locust tree.

His father gave him the word "sleepy", which was both a warning and an admonition.

Let the actual helmsman of the dragon guard stay here honestly, he turned his eyes and looked at the two houses on the opposite bank, these three people, I don't know who is looking at whom, it is really interesting.

Thinking of this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he glanced at the house.

He didn't intend to succeed in one go, and judging from today, even if he couldn't marry that beautiful woman in red, this dragon guard would help him to a certain extent.

The eldest prince remembered what the old man said, and murmured, "Do you need a benevolent king?"

A cruel smile appeared on his face: "It just so happens that I'm also good at acting." ”

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As soon as the little master left, Xu Changan and Shen Lang breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

This little master is good everywhere, and the only bad thing is that he is a good teacher.

But after two or three days, the two of them actually missed the days when the little master was there.

In order to dispel this thought, Xu Changan and Shen Lang slapped themselves at the same time to dispel this thought.

But this Shen Lang is really making trouble, without the little master, Xu Changan can't control him, he began to use Xu Changan's reputation to tease people, basically some small children in Chang'an City were bullied by him, and no one dared to bully back.

Xu Changan could only smile bitterly, this kid has the potential to become a gentleman than himself.

What made Xu Changan even more troublesome was that he advertised everywhere that he was Xu Changan's brother-in-law, which caused countless people to come to comfort Xu Changan, and a few pretentious but repeatedly fallen scholars changed this story slightly and became more poignant.

For a time, the "lingering love story" of loyal and righteous waiting for Xu Changan was almost well known.

At the same time, Xu Changan gained a lot of popularity.

Whenever he goes to Pingkangfang to look at his own property, there will always be a lot of eyes on him.

Even many brave women threw their Jinpa to Xu Changan.

There is affection and righteousness, and who doesn't like loyalty without a shelf.

However, because of this incident, many people dug up Xu Changan's recent situation, and also found out the matter of "slaughtering dogs more than every righteous person".

The day after the incident, Jing Zhaoyin sent the scholar back to his hometown, and asked Jia Gongzi of the Ministry of Industry to compensate the butcher a large sum of silver, and strictly ordered him not to seek revenge.

After this invitation was dug up, Xu Changan once again attracted the respect of the three religions and nine streams, and even on the streets of Chang'an, there were many children, who made a piece of red cloth and draped it over their shoulders, begging their father to paint the wooden sword in his hand fiery red and wave it in the alley.

In this way, almost everyone knew Xu Chang'an, where it was like the first time they entered Chang'an, they all came in, and Gonggong Hao was waiting at the door with a few eunuchs.

Xu Changan looked at Shen Lang, he was the initiator of everything, if he didn't go out for a day, where would this happen, and now he couldn't go out at all.

As long as you leave the Zhongyi Mansion, let alone walk down a street, as soon as you step out of the gate of this mansion, a large number of people will come up.

But if you can't get out, this day will be even more difficult than when the little master was there!

Xu Changan looked at this little fat man, and had already helped him think of a place to go, and when this craze passed, he would throw this little fat man to Shushan no matter what.

He has no choice but to turn to the little fat man for help.

Shen Lang thought about it, and could only say: "Call Xiaobai back, find someone who is about the same height as you, take a hat, quietly go out through the back door, let Xiaobai lie on his shoulder, and wait for this person to take your admirer away, you can dress up in disguise, and you can go out!"

Xu Changan glanced at him and smiled, but this smile made him a little hairy.

Xu Changan learned to be lame, found a bamboo leaf, and blew it.

Xiaobai, who was playing candy with children in the alley not far away, heard this sound, and his ears immediately pricked up, and he looked at a few teenagers squatting on the ground shaking dice, and then looked at the candy and copper plates on the ground, and then put his front paws together, and those candy and copper plates were sucked by it. Then it kicked on its hind feet, jumped easily onto the roof, and smiled contemptuously at the children who kept throwing stones at the roof below. The children wanted to climb over the wall and climb to the roof, because they had thrown a lot of stones, which had already alarmed the owner of the house, and saw a woman come out noisily with a rattan.

No matter how unwilling those children were, they could only look at Xiaobai, and then gritted their teeth and left.

Seeing that the child was gone, Xiaobai heard the voice more and more eagerly, but in the end he gritted his teeth, pulled open a piece of tile, and got in.

After a while, it came out with a piece of cloth in its mouth.

Without thinking about it, he pulled those things into the cloth, then tied a knot with his mouth, picked it up, and hurried towards the Zhongyi Mansion.

These things are his trophies, even if Xu Changan urges him urgently, the "trophies" will be taken away.

Soon, Xiaobai came back, dirty, and with something like a red cloth bag in his mouth.

It jumped in front of Xu Changan, put down the "cloth bag", and rubbed Xu Changan's leg with its little head, if it wasn't for the fact that it often gambled outside, and it came late today, otherwise how could it be so affectionate to rub Xu Changan.

Seeing Xu Changan's black face, he immediately took the "cloth bag" over, and looked at Xu Changan as if he was invited, and his little tail kept wagging his head.

Shen Lang sighed, then stretched out his hand to open the "red cloth bag", only to see that there were a few copper coins in it, and a few pieces of candy wrapped in red paper and green paper.

It pulled a candy towards Xu Changan, looked at Shen Lang, and pulled the other candy chops behind him, hiding the candy behind him like a hen guard.

Shen Lang sighed, indicating that he didn't care.

But after all, he is a child, and he still peeks at the candy behind Xiaobai.

Seeing that Xu Changan was still black-faced, Xiaobai pulled it with his little paw and made something to eat, which turned out to be teaching Xu Changan to eat candy.

Shen Lang looked at Xu Changan with envy, not only envious that Xu Changan had candy, but even more envious that it was the candy given to him by Xiaobai.

However, his eyes casually glanced at the "cloth bag", and his heart was full of "shock".

Xu Changan couldn't get angry anymore when he saw Xiaobai's appearance, leaned over and picked up the candy, and was about to open it under Xiaobai's expectant gaze, only to see Shen Lang find a stick out of nowhere, and quickly picked up the "red cloth bag", and the copper coins on the "red cloth bag" fell to the ground.

Xiaobai immediately exploded, bowed up, and took an offensive posture.

Shen Lang was bullied by Li Daoyi and Xiaobai when he was in Chuijiang, and immediately shook his hand and said, "Don't scratch, what do you think this is?"

I saw that the "red cloth bag" was completely unfolded, and it was a pair of red underwear.

Shen Lang put the red underwear on the ground, held his stomach and laughed, but he didn't roll on the spot.

He laughed breathlessly, and said intermittently, "You ...... You...... There is still this ...... This...... A hobby. ”

As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up.

"Strong!"

Xu Changan looked at the candy that was about to be stuffed in his mouth, and it was not put in his mouth at this time, nor was it if he didn't put it in his mouth.

Shen Lang squeezed his eyebrows at Xiao Bai and said, "Tell me, do you like the original flavor, or something else?"

Xu Changan looked at Xiaobai, who was still a little confused, squatted down, and said to him: "This thing is worn by people to the inside, you can't learn these bad habits with your father!"

Xiaobai looked at Xu Changan and made a gesture, and finally understood the purpose of this thing.

Then he screamed, seemingly full of anger and shyness, tore the "red cloth bag" with one claw, and then threw himself towards Shen Lang.

Shen Lang was so anxious that he shouted: "What are you doing, your own hobbies are none of my business!"

Before Xu Changan could stop it, there was an extra scratch on Shen Lang's face.

In the end, Xu Changan forcibly threw Xiaobai into the bathtub, while Shen Lang looked at Xiaobai with a grudge on his face.

After some struggle, after washing Xiaobai and explaining it clearly, Xu Changan and Shen Lang began to disguise.

After all, it's not a matter of being stuffy in the house all the time.

When Xu Changan entered Nanfeng, he learned a little simple makeup.

Soon, two completely unfamiliar faces, one large and one small, appeared in the bronze mirror.

Everything went well, Xiao Bai and the family led away the crowd, and Xu Changan and Shen Lang walked towards Huanxi Building.

After all, Chen Tianhua and Xue Pan are both helping to take care of Huanxi Building, while Chunwang is back in Huanxi Building, but this time not as a maidservant, but as a female shopkeeper.

When the applause outside the city was thunderous, and the people of Guixianglou recognized the woman's own Oiran when the man was Xue Pan, they completely dispelled the idea of redeeming himself, and a Xue Pan couldn't afford to provoke him, let alone a Xu Changan behind him.

They sent out the spring hope like a bodhisattva.

With the popularity of Chunwang and Xue Pan and Xu Chang'an, Huanxi Lou has become the most lively brothel in Pingkangfang, and it has also become the most widely spread place for all kinds of anecdotes.

Since the two of them wore makeup, no one recognized them, so they sat in the lobby.

The lobby is divided into small rooms with curtains and wooden boards to communicate with each other, and a vat of ordinary wine and wine scoops is placed at each door.

Generally speaking, scholars prefer this lobby.

With a curtain to cover their faces, they can talk fearlessly, and they can also recite poetry and music, and if they lose, they can drink a scoop of wine, and the winner can see through the curtain the height of the wine scoop floating on the wine in the wine jar to determine how much wine the other party has drunk.

Xu Changan liked this quite much, and he took Shen Lang to a cubicle.

Before I sat down, I heard a voice next door: "The poem is also chanting, let's talk about the recent new generation of "gentlemen on the road" of the Confucius Temple in Sixteen Prefectures, and you can also open a handicap to guess who will be the leader of this time, and which people can change from a little gentleman in a state to a big gentleman this year!"

Hearing the "Confucius Temple" and "The Gentleman's Discussion", Xu Changan pricked up his ears, and finally knew why Chai Xintong came to Chang'an!