Chapter 300: I'm Hungry
Why can't the mind of this King Kong God of War turn around?
If the true Protoss descendant stands in front of you and doesn't leave, you will exclude him?
What kind of logic do you have?
Shen Tianqi asked again, "Then what are you doing arresting the descendants of the Protoss?"
The King Kong God of War said, "Didn't you ask me to arrest the descendants of the Protoss? ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Yes, Bai asked.
"Then how do you tell the descendants of the Protoss?"
"Didn't you come here with a message, didn't you come here with a message? The appearance of the descendants of the Protoss comes with special effects, if I feel a supreme pressure, then this person is a descendant of the Protoss. ”
The King Kong God of War thought that Shen Tianqi was playing with him to explain the theory of knowledge to see if he had memorized it.
And in fact, I remembered it, and I remembered it clearly.
Shen Tianqi suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked, "When did I let you come down?"
"Uh... If it were from heaven..."
"Count me on the ground. ”
"Well, that's the last two days. ”
King Kong God of War said.
Shen Tianqi's pupils shrank, and he was in a groove, could this foolish descendant of the Protoss be himself?
Shen Tianqi naturally knew the contradiction between the two races of the Heavenly Race and the God Clan, but Shen Tianqi thought that this thing was still too far away for him, and it was not close to the actual situation at all.
It's just that the King Kong God of War said that it was just these two days, which made Shen Tianqi think of himself.
"What, King Kong God of War, actually, do you know what I asked you to come down for?"
Shen Tianqi asked.
"This... Didn't you ask me to arrest the descendants of the Protoss?"
The King Kong God of War said with some confusion.
"No, it's mainly for you to take time off. ”
Shen Tianqi began to make up nonsense, "Think about it yourself, how many years have you been looking at the door of our Heavenly Realm? As your leader, I still can't be considerate and considerate of you? You have worked hard, although I asked you to perform the task on the surface, I actually let you come down to play." ”
"No, I'm not down myself, am I?"
"What are we called?"
"This is called the Emperor of Heaven Weifu Private Interview. ”
The King Kong God of War widened his eyes and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, you... You're too good for me, aren't you?"
"O Lord of Heaven, tell me the truth. I am indeed bored in heaven. ”
"Let's just say that we are in Nantianmen, and at a glance it is full of old men, who are either watching the door or watching the door every day, and they are bored to death. ”
"We all wish that all the people of the demon clan and the demon clan would come up, so that it would be more lively. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Are you serious?
You little comrade, your thinking is very dangerous.
You're just doing security work, why do you keep thinking about the demon clan coming in?
However, one day your wish will come true.
As if realizing that he had said the wrong thing, the King Kong God of War looked at Shen Tianqi with a panicked expression.
Shen Tianqi thought for a while and said, "Well, this wish is very good!
The King Kong God of War trembled, the Emperor of Heaven was talking back!
It's over, it's over!
It's over!
The Emperor finally allowed himself to come down and play once, but he was messed up by himself.
I'm a gatekeeper, but I always want to let the thief in.
What is this?
Isn't this a rebellion?
"God... Celestial Emperor, listen to my explanation. ”
King Kong God of War said in a panic.
And Lan Tiezhu pulled the King Kong God of War, "You King Kong, you look at the Heavenly Emperor's confident appearance, don't you hear what he says?"
"What's the point?"
The King Kong God of War gasped.
Lan Tiezhu said with a smile: "This shows that Lord Heavenly Emperor, I don't believe that the people of the Demon Clan and the Demon Clan can get in, the Demon Emperor of the Demon Clan and the Demon Emperor of the Demon Clan are not farts in front of Lord Heavenly Emperor, and Lord Heavenly Emperor has shown that if they really want to attack in, it is really as Lord Heavenly Emperor means." ”
"When the Emperor of Heaven shows his might, those people are still not allowed to lie down?"
"So... What does the Emperor mean..."
The King Kong God of War took a deep breath and said, "Can you finish it in one breath and directly talk about the main point, I haven't figured it out yet." ”
Blue Iron Pillar: "???"
MD!
Your IQ is not good!
After Lan Tiezhu praised his IQ again, he said: "So what the Emperor of Heaven means is that the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and the little demon is not enough to worry about." ”
"You understand, right?"
Lan Tiezhu sighed and said.
"So what the Emperor of Heaven means is that it's good to have demons coming. ”
King Kong God of War said.
Blue Iron Pillar: "......"
"Yes! That's what it means. ”
Lan Tiezhu was speechless, why are they all gods of war, why are you the god of war with elm heads, and why am I the god of war with a wise head?
Why is this such a big difference?
Ah, will the old man become stupid to work with him?
The King Kong God of War said in admiration: "Lao Tie, you say, why are you so smart?"
Lan Tiezhu immediately nodded with relief and said, "Well, it's good that you can recognize your own shortcomings." ”
King Kong God of War: "???"
Why does that sound so awkward?
But I can't tell what's awkward.
It's weird.
Shen Tianqi said to the King Kong God of War: "King Kong, you are not in a hurry to go to heaven now, are you?"
The King Kong God of War immediately expressed his determination, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, where are you and where am I going?"
Shen Tianqi nodded, in fact, Shen Tianqi was still very surprised by the change of the King Kong God of War.
After all, this guy is the only one who didn't take the Amnesia Pill and was fooled into thinking that he was the Emperor of Heaven.
But looking at this, he seems to really believe it.
Seeing that the matter on the Moonlight Clan's side was settled, Shen Tianqi also estimated that he planned to return to Lingyun Gate.
So he said to Bai Yueguang: "Patriarch Bai, if there is nothing wrong, I will leave first, and we will see you another day." ”
Tsk, see you another day.
The blue pillar seemed to grasp some cryptic word.
Bai Yueguang pondered for a while and said, "No, it's better to choose a day than to hit the sun." ”
Tsk, why are these two people so knowledgeable?
"Uh..."
Shen Tianqi was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What's the matter?"
"Uh... Something. ”
White Moon Light Road.
"What's the matter?"
Shen Tianqi continued to ask.
"Uh... Let me think. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Lan Tiezhu said: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, is it inconvenient for us to be here? ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
If it's really inconvenient, I'll leave by myself, so why do I need you to go?
"Uh... Let me think about it. ”
Bai Yueguang thought about it here for a long time, and poked Dumb, "Daughter, are you in trouble?"
A dumb said: "Mother, I have something." ”
Bai Yueguang said in surprise: "Okay, then you can tell Daoist Shen quickly, what is the matter with you?" After all, Daochang Shen rarely comes here once, he can use it if he can, no, he can ask for it." ”
"I'm hungry. ”
“......”
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For web novels, this word count is nothing, but for me, it's really not easy.
Because I know very well the positioning of this novel - funny + funny.
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