Craftsman

Li Xiaocun was caught by Xue Pan, and seeing that Xu Changan and the others had no intention of putting him down, he simply pretended to be dizzy.

Xue Pan looked at the unconscious Li Xiaocun, and it was a little difficult to start. Li Xiaocun is more than eight feet tall, if he is put behind him, it is inevitable that he will stagger, Xue Pan thought about it, and thought of the farmer's way of carrying firewood. Although Xue Pan had never worked as a farmer, he had seen a farmer chopping wood. After they had cut the firewood, they would tie it to the donkey's back, and they would place it horizontally on the donkey's back and tie it carefully with a rope.

Xue Pan laughed strangely, and Li Xiaocun, who was pretending to be dizzy, had a faint feeling of uneasiness in his heart, but at this time, he had no face to see the marshal of the Western Route Army that he had always despised.

Xu Changan didn't know his thoughts, now he was not only excited, but also a little tired, he watched Xue Pan's movements, his eyelids jumped, but he didn't stop it.

Xue Pan found a rope, placed Li Xiaocun horizontally on the horse's hips, and then tied him tightly to the horse's back with a rope.

Because Li Xiaocun is burly, Xue Pan can only put him face down and his back up, and because his upper and lower body are slender, his buttocks on horseback are unusually prominent.

Special soldiers generally wear battle armor, and their underwear and pants are often polished to a smooth finish. Xue Pan didn't help him carefully arrange his armor when he was restrained, and the black bottoms were lifted by his hips, making them look smooth and bright. Especially since it's only close to the afternoon.

Xue Pan was also very happy to receive this great victory.

His personality is already a little bold, and he is not stingy with the officers and soldiers in the army, and in just one month, he has an excellent popularity in the army.

Many soldiers saw Xue Pan's horse from a distance, and saw the round and smooth thing on the horse's hips, and many people were curious and gathered around.

"Little Brother Xue, what is this?" Xue Pan often helped Jiang Ming and Xu Changan with errands, and he didn't have any formal positions, anyway, his status was not low, so after thinking about it, he directly called him Little Brother Xue.

Xue Pan patted Li Xiaocun's ass and said with a grin: "This, this is the marshal's cheek!"

"Nonsense, the marshal is in front, riding a white horse. ”

Xue Pan looked around, trying to find out who said this.

He glared angrily, took the whip, rode on horseback, pointed to the people around him, and said loudly.

"What a fart, did Lao Tzu say that he was the marshal of our Western Route Army? This is the damn Generalissimo Li Xiaocun of the Middle Route Army!" he said and patted his buttocks.

As soon as the words fell, someone with good deeds bent down and raised Li Xiaocun's head.

After everyone confirmed that this person was really Li Xiaocun, they were shocked and scattered.

There were also some people who looked at the bruises on Xue Pan's face and showed an expression of "you are great", so they didn't dare to linger around Xue Pan.

Before Xue Pan could react to this, he turned around and patted Li Xiaocun's buttocks, and scolded with a smile: "You are really a fucking broom star! Everyone was scared away by you." ”

Li Xiaocun faced the earth, at this time I really wished that he was really unconscious, if anyone could see his face at this time, then they must have found that the face of the famous Marshal of the Middle Route Army Li Xiaocun was red and swollen, and it was almost exploded.

Xu Changan walked seven or eight miles with five thousand people, and when he saw Jiang Ming, he breathed a sigh of relief.

It was true that he had only five thousand men with him, and that was so thick with smoke and dust that he had two hundred men cut down some branches, and then tied them to the legs of the horses, and galloped up on them.

This is not a clever method, he often heard it when he listened to books, but he just frightened Liu Chenglang.

Jiang Ming breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but his face became gloomy and terrifying.

The 20,000 armor soldiers behind him were also like him, silent, brewing, and ready to erupt.

Xu Changan got off the horse, lowered his head, and walked in front of Jiang Ming like a child who had made a mistake.

"I was wrong. ”

After all, Xu Changan is the real marshal, and he can't pull down his face and lose Xu Changan's face.

He hurriedly turned over and dismounted and helped Xu Changan up.

"Marshal, please, the marshal rescued 10,000 soldiers and 20,000 soldiers and the marshal of the Middle Route Army with 5,000 men and horses this time, what's wrong?"

Xu Changan watched Jiang Ming grit his teeth and say this, and his heart trembled.

"Ahem, this commander is in danger, it really shouldn't be, and the overall situation should be the priority. ”

Jiang Ming hugged Xu Changan's shoulder, gritted his teeth and said, "You know it's still a fucking criminal, if they attack Shuofang from the Chuijiang River, I want you to look good." ”

Xu Changan smiled and attached it to Jiang Ming's ear: "It's okay, it's okay, where is the old military doctor!

Jiang Ming's anger dissipated a little, and when he heard this, he suddenly became angry.

"You also said that you should let 5,000 men and horses defend, you are good, you ran over directly with the military horses, no matter how powerful the grandmaster is, he can't withstand thousands of troops and horses!"

Xu Changan was a little aggrieved.

"Didn't you let me tie a lot of scarecrows to lie to them?"

"And you pierced?"

Xu Changan nodded: "Five or six thousand pierced!"

Jiang Ming was a little surprised, in just three days, Xu Changan pierced five or six thousand scarecrows, and led his troops straight to three hundred miles, he couldn't figure it out.

"How did you do that?"

Xu Changan smiled: "Back then, we were also people who traveled from south to north, and we didn't learn any craft, but we are craftsmen, just a dummy, we taught them in half a day, and we will tie them up in another day." ”

Looking at the proud Xu Changan, Jiang Ming squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

"What a craft!"

His eyelids jumped, and he saw Xue Pan, and also saw Xue Pan's swaying limbs on his horse's back.

Jiang Ming set up camp on the spot, and let Li Xiaocun be helped into the camp tent, looking at Xue Pan's eyes with fire.

Finally let out a long sigh.

What can I do if I have these two people on my own? Neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp.

After entering the camp tent and looking at Li Xiaocun lying on the couch, Jiang Ming shouted stubbornly: "Brother Li, you can wake up." ”

Li Xiaocun opened his eyes, sat on the edge of the couch, lowered his head, blushed, and did not speak.

Jiang Ming didn't know what to say, but he inquired, and now there are rumors everywhere in the army that Marshal Li and Ma are the same hips, and there are even adding oil and vinegar to say that Xue Pan did it on purpose.

These rumors spread, not to mention ruining Li Xiaocun's military career, but at least he completely lost his prestige during this expedition.

The prestige of a general is self-evident in the importance of managing the army.

"The two of them are mallets!" Jiang Ming could only explain.

Li Xiaocun lowered his head and did not speak.

"Brother Li, the two of them don't have any military foundation, originally I secretly commanded this Western Route Army, but I really didn't expect them to do such a thing, and I hope Brother Li Haihan!"

Li Xiaocun raised his head, his face was bloodshot, and he was about to scold a few words, but then he was deflated again. At this moment, he seemed to be a teenager older.

"Haihan, what qualifications do I have, the general of the defeated army!"

Jiang Ming was shocked: "Brother Li, don't be rash......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Xiaocun reaching out his hand.

"You misunderstood, this time it taught me a lesson. I used to look down on this son, and I looked down on the son of this criminal department. ”

"But there are some people who are really gifted in certain areas. ”

At this time, Li Xiaocun completely lost his former arrogance and became calm and mature.

"Brother Jiang, a few of us call it the Tomorrow's Stars, and we have always thought that the future frontier will be galloped by us, but now I understand that the Holy Dynasty has talents!"

Jiang Ming heard the retreat in his words, and immediately said, "Why should Brother Li ......?"

"Don't you say it, just say that this son of the world, a day and a half to set up a suspicious formation, and then march three hundred miles day and night, the decline of the defeat has been revealed, but he is not afraid at all, this is the first time he led the troops to fight, you and I had the courage back then?"

"But that's because Liu Chenglang doesn't understand him, if it's ......"

Li Xiaocun's face calmed down: "But when we fight, we just look at the result." ”

"Then what is Brother Li's plan?" Although Jiang Ming was a little disliked for the impulsiveness and competitiveness of Li Xiaocun, he had to say that he could also rank among the top three among the new generation of generals. No matter how you say it, they all work together for the imperial court, Jiang Ming still understands the general situation and the overall situation. Moreover, there will be no one to replace him for a while.

"I'm going to have a serious illness. Li Xiaocun said lightly.

Jiang Mingcai wanted to speak, but when he saw the gloom in Li Xiaocun's eyes, he couldn't say anything.

"I am not feeling well and cannot continue to fight, so I will play to the Holy Will. I can only trouble Brother Jiang to help Brother Yu clean up the mess of the Middle Route Army!"

"But what about the Western Route Army?"

Li Xiaocun looked at the direction of the account door and said lightly: "The son of the world is courageous, witty and intelligent, and he will be able to stand alone!"