Chapter 319: Me, Me, Me!
The Calm Celestial and Xiao Hei glanced at each other.
"Sorry, you may have mistaken your idol. Our boss doesn't drink. ”
"Yes, our boss is not as wooden as you. ”
Lin Yunli: "???"
Can you two be a little more heart-wrenching?
Is my popularity just driven by your heart?
"No, no, listen to me!"
Lin Yunli said: "The reason why our Qingyang County has become so rich is completely because of Shen Tianqi. ”
"You know that in Qingyang County, as long as you pass by a temple, that temple must be Tianqi Temple. ”
"At that time, our Qingyang County was still very poor. ”
"Later, we knelt down in front of the Tianqi Temple and prayed: I will be rich, I will be rich!"
"As a result, a tornado blew and carried countless amounts of gold. ”
"So, we're inflated here, it's inflationary. Every family in us is very rich. ”
"And Shen Tianqi was accepted as a disciple by the Immortal Gate Lingyun Gate, and he was even among the Lingzi positions, so I really envy us!"
"He has become a role model for young people!"
"Tell me, they are all the same age, why is Shen Tianqi so good?
The calm celestial said, "The same age? No, you are wrong. Our boss has lived hundreds of millions of reincarnations. ”
"Why is he so good? First, he has lived a long time, and second, he is really good. ”
"Give up, this is something you can't envy. ”
Xiao Hei also said: "Yes, do you really think that our boss is really the same age as you? ”
"So, you really can't envy it!"
After Lin Yunli heard this, he was instantly deflated.
"Excellent people, I can't compare. ”
Xiao Hei and the calm celestial said again.
"No, you can't compare to the spicy chicken people. ”
Lin Yunli: "???"
Lin Yunli said unconvinced: "I don't believe it, I can't compare to spicy chicken." ”
Xiao Hei said: "I am the spicy chicken. ”
Calm Tiandao: "I'm also a spicy chicken." ”
"Anyone, in front of the Emperor of Heaven, is a spicy chicken. ”
"We're a spicy chicken, aren't you a spicier chicken than us?"
Lin Yunli: "???"
Lin Yunli was choked for a long time and said, "Then I will also be a battle chicken among spicy chickens." ”
The calm celestial Xiao Heilin Yunli went downstairs, and after going downstairs, they saw Shen Tianqi and Hongyan.
"Lord Heavenly Emperor!"
"Lord Heavenly Emperor!"
Lin Yunli: "???"
Lin Yunli looked left and right, where is it?
Who is Shen Tianqi?
Fortunately, Xiao Hei and the calm celestial walked over, and Lin Yunli followed behind.
"Lord Heavenly Emperor, why are you here?"
Shen Tianqi said curiously: "I want to ask you this." Why are you here?"
"Also, what's the matter with this old man?"
"Why did you fall off it?"
Xiao Hei said: "He jumped off by himself." ”
The calm celestial said: "What Xiao Hei said is true, I was there at the time. ”
Ye Heifeng lying on the ground: "???"
Don't your consciences ache when you say this?
Lin Yunli was a little excited and ready to speak.
The calm celestial man said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, do you know how to help yourself?"
Shen Tianqi was stunned, "What's the matter? There's also self-help here?"
Xiao Hei said, "What hasn't the Emperor of Heaven eaten?"
Lin Yunli was a little excited and ready to speak.
Shen Tianqi continued to ask, "So, you guys ate buffet here?"
"Uh-huh. ”
The Calm Celestial and Xiao Hei nodded, and then looked at the delicious buffet.
"Lord Heavenly Emperor, I recommend spontaneous combustion roast duck to you. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"What's that?"
"It's a duck that catches fire when it flies, and then roasts itself. That's why it's called spontaneously combusting roast duck. ”
Calm the celestial man said that even down.
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Lord Heavenly Emperor, I am not happy to recommend it to you. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"What the hell is this?"
"It's, no, mouth, no, not happy. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
What the heck?
Shen Tianqi found that he had been here for so long, and his thinking had never kept up with the pattern here.
It's too TM sand sculpture.
Lin Yunli was a little excited and ready to speak.
The calm celestial man said again: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, I heard that the highest-grade restaurant here is this Chaotian Restaurant. ”
Xiao Hei said seriously: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, let's just talk casually, we don't want you to invite us, we really don't want to go at all!
The calm celestial also said: "Yes, yes, yes, don't invite us, we really don't want to go! ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
You're implying that that's too obvious, isn't it?
Haven't you heard such a saying?
A double negative equals an affirmation.
Alas!
Shen Tianqi found that the changes in Qingyang County were different from what he imagined.
Although the Qingyang County he imagined was not very rich, it was not too poor.
But what he didn't expect was that this place was too nouveau riche, right?
Not to mention ten taels of gold for a cup of tea, every 10 billion gold worth here is embarrassed to say that he is rich.
Shen Tianqi said, "Since you two want to eat, let's go in and have a look?"
"By the way, call the King Kong God of War, Gu Moran, Bu Ming knows that Bu Ming will talk about them. ”
Lin Yunli was about to speak excitedly.
Xiao Hei said: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, look at you, this is really too polite. We weren't going to eat, but now that you've invited us, we're welcome. ”
The calm celestial man said solemnly: "Lord Heavenly Emperor! We will definitely not go! If you say you don't go, we won't go! Look at it, how can you take it seriously, let's talk about it casually!"
Xiao Hei slapped the calm celestial man on the back of the head and said, "Okay! Don't pretend to be you!"
A smile instantly appeared on the face of the calm celestial, "Then thank you Lord Heavenly Emperor." ”
Lin Yunli was about to speak excitedly.
Shen Tianqi said: "The cost here should be a lot of money, right?"
The calm celestial said, "It's cheap here!"
Xiao Hei said: "Let me add to you, it's cheap for you." For us... You can marry a hundred wives. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Xiao Hei paused and said, "Wouldn't that be going here to rub the top of the top, a hundred wives?"
Everyone: "???"
"Zha Dragon!"
Everyone said in unison.
"That..."
Lin Yunli finally grabbed the right to speak, he hurriedly stood in front of Shen Tianqi, carrying a wine gourd in his hand and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, I'm me, I'm me." ”
"I, I, I... What's my name?"
As soon as Lin Yunli was excited, he forgot his name.