Chapter 253: I'm going to embarrass you
When Yun Shu'er returned to her residence, she saw Shangguan Li'er waiting for her in the bedroom.
Yun Shu'er smiled: "Sister Li'er, why don't you sleep yet?"
Shangguan Li'er saw that Yun Shu'er's mouth was red and swollen, and she felt distressed for a while, and asked softly, "Does your mouth hurt?"
Yun Shu'er shook her head and smiled: "It doesn't hurt, but it feels a little numb and swollen when I speak." ”
Shangguan Li'er smiled: "I went to see the southern suburbs just now, and his face passed by your ,...... It seems to be much better!"
Yun Shu'er nodded, and shouted happily: "Well, this method really works, after I licked up the blood on my brother's face in the southern suburbs, after my brother's face in the southern suburbs was stained with my saliva, the pus and blood on his face stopped at once, and temporarily stopped penetrating, I estimated that as long as I persisted, my brother's face in the southern suburbs would definitely not leave scars, and my brother in the southern suburbs would definitely become a beautiful man." ”
Shangguan Li'er smiled and nodded, since her expression was gloomy, she sighed and muttered: "Bao'er, it's really hard for you, in fact, senior sister should also share it with you, but it's ......!"
Yun Shu'er waved her hand and said with a smile: "Hey, senior sister, don't blame yourself, the master is right to arrange this way, it is enough for me to lick the poison for my brother in the southern suburbs, you don't know what my tongue has swollen just now, I am unconscious, I can't speak, fortunately, the master has poisoned me, if Old Man Xue's method does not work, I will be finished, so, when the consequences are unknown, how can we pull you in and let you go on an adventure!"
Shangguan Li'er shouted: "Bao'er, Nanjiao is your brother, but he is also my junior brother! Everyone is a family and relatives, and my senior sister also has the responsibility and obligation to help him?"
Yun Shu'er smiled: "Yes, senior sister, you are right, but I don't want to?"
Shangguan Li'er frowned, pretending to be angry: "Bao'er, are you separated from your senior sister?"
"No, no, senior sister, you have wronged me!"
Yun Shu'er hurriedly shook her head and shouted, tilted her head, approached Shangguan Lian'er, looked at Shangguan Lian'er carefully, grinned, and said jokingly: "Senior sister, look at your face, it's really good-looking, how can it be said in the book, it's really embarrassing to close the moon, sink the fish and fall into the geese, beautiful, and the country and the city, so, as a junior sister, how can I be reluctant to let my senior sister who is like a flower and jade risk her life and become an ugly monster!"
Shangguan Li'er sneered, twisted lightly on Yun Shu'er's face, and scolded with a smile: "You guy, you love to talk nonsense!"
Yun Shu'er smiled and said: "Senior sister, in fact, the master arranged this way to prevent you from taking drugs for your brother in the southern suburbs, that is to protect you, think about it, if you let your brother in the southern suburbs take drugs, your tongue is swollen, who do you want to absorb the toxins on your tongue for you? If you let the master suck it, this master and apprentice hug and hug, mouth to mouth, wouldn't that ruin your reputation, so how will you marry in the future?"
Shangguan Lian'er thought of Master Qiu Huaici's good intentions, and her heart was moved, her expression froze, and she nodded.
Yun Shu'er looked at Shangguan Li'er, with a wicked smile on her face, and said, "Senior sister, let me tell you something, you are not allowed to laugh!"
Shangguan Li'er asked, "What's the matter?"
Yun Shu'er smiled evilly: "Master, he is shy today!"
Shangguan Li'er asked in surprise: "Master, his temperament is naturally condensed and calm, and his joy and anger are invisible, why can he be shy about things?"
Yun Shu'er couldn't help laughing and said: "Senior sister, here's the thing, today the master sucked the poison of the evil fire on my tongue, and we couldn't help but touch our mouths, and afterwards, I suddenly asked the master, I said that he was kissing me like this, as soon as I said this, he was immediately stunned, his face turned red as soon as he brushed it, and he was extremely shy, and when I said it again, Master, since you kissed me today, you have to be responsible for me! As a result, I was so frightened that he hid in the house and didn't dare to go out. ”
Shangguan Li'er was stunned for a moment, thinking that Qiu Huaici must have been embarrassed and helpless in the face of Yun Shu'er's little witch's tricks, so she couldn't help but smile, stretched out her hand and gently pinched Yun Shu'er's arm, and scolded with a smile: "Bao'er, how can you talk to the master like this from a girl's family, and you are not ashamed at all!"
Yun Shu'er raised her jaw and said with a smug smile: "Senior sister, what are you afraid of, I talk like this, so what, I just like to see Qiu Huaici stunned by me." ”
Shangguan Li'er gave a thumbs up and praised: "Bao'er, in fact, the person that Senior Sister admires the most is you, Master is such a powerful person, how can he have suffered a loss in front of others, but he is bullied by you every day, you are still powerful, you are the most powerful!"
Yun Shu'er nodded, and said with a smug smile: "This is called not that the enemies do not get together, one thing descends one thing, I am the master's nemesis, I was sent by God to clean him up, he can't escape!"
Shangguan Li'er saw Yun Shu'er talking nonsense, a little floating, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, senior sister made you mung bean lotus root soup, clear heat and detoxify, you drink it, just rest early!"
Yun Shu'er vomited in the southern suburbs just now, her stomach was empty, and she was hungry for a long time, but now she heard that she had something to eat, her eyes lit up, she was overjoyed, and she nodded and shouted happily: "Okay, senior sister, I happen to be hungry, I'll eat it right away, after eating, you have to sleep with me, I still have something to tell you." ”
Shangguan Li'er knew that Yun Shu'er was energetic, and if she didn't talk to her today, she wouldn't let her go, so she smiled and nodded.
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Yun Shuer took drugs every day for Nanjiao, once in the morning and once in the evening, so that after five days, the skin on Nanjiao's face stopped festering, no longer penetrated blood, and began to scab over raw flesh.
Qiu Huaici also sucked the fire poison on Yun Shu'er's tongue every day, and then, the master and apprentice would sit on the threshold, and after a while, their tongues regained consciousness.
"Master, let me ask you, are you kissing me like this?"
Qiu Huaici looked confused, and let out a vague sigh.
"Master, what do you mean? Is it a kiss or not?"
Qiu Huaici said: "Bao'er, why do you have to ask this stupid question?"
Yun Shu'er's voice suddenly became several times higher, and she shouted dissatisfiedly: "How is this a stupid question, I am being taken advantage of by you every day, and the innocence of a girl of mine has been ruined by you, shouldn't I find out and ask for clarification?"
Qiu Huaici stood up: "I'm hungry!"
Yun Shu'er also stood up and shouted, "Qiu Huaici, you are an immortal body, don't you not drink or eat?"
Qiu Huaici said: "I can eat if I want, I want you to take care of it!"
Yun Shu'er shouted: "Qiu Huaici, the restaurant is here, if you want to eat, I will eat too!"
Qiu Huaici shouted: "There is no dish you like to eat today, you better not eat it!"
Yun Shu'er smiled and hurriedly shouted: "Then I have to eat it too, otherwise, I will lose!"
"Master, do you mean kissing me like this?"
"Master, your mouth has touched my mouth, anyway, it should be regarded as kissing me, isn't it?"
"Qiu Huaici, you kissed me, but you refused to admit it, are you playing tricks, don't you want to be responsible?"
"Qiu Huaici, you took advantage of me and did such a bad thing, but you refused to admit it, are you going to abandon me and be irresponsible?"
"Qiu Huaici, I solemnly ask you again, have you kissed me?"
Qiu Huaici's expression was gloomy, his face was loveless, he nodded, and said sadly: "Kiss!"
Yun Shu'er asked, "Then should you be responsible for me?"
"Do whatever you want!"
Yun Shu'er smiled triumphantly: "If I can't get married in the future, you will marry me!"
"Good!"
"A gentleman promises a thousand gold, and he is not allowed to regret it!"
"Hmm!"
"I'm hungry, feed your possible future wife!"
"Bao'er, has the water of Jingxin Lake been cool recently?"
"Why are you asking all of a sudden?"
"If the lake is not cold, I may not feel uncomfortable when I commit suicide by throwing myself into the lake!"
"Qiu Huaici, hurry up and commit suicide by throwing yourself into the lake!"
"Good!"
Qiu Huaici turned around and ran away.