Chapter 252: Drunken Nonsense
"This second cup is naturally a tribute to the Bodhisattva!"
After making a full set of plays, after toasting Sha Wujing for a glass first, Jiang Liu raised his glass and said: "This westward journey, the Bodhisattva has taken a lot of care of me along the way, and Gao Yang is also at the Bodhisattva's place, the Bodhisattva has bothered a lot......
"Amitabha, everything is for the common people in the world!" Hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva put down the chopsticks in his hand, swallowed the food in his mouth, and said.
Although the words spoken in his mouth are lofty, but the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva in front of him, the appearance of eating and drinking, I believe that if he is seen by others, he will definitely feel that his personality has collapsed.
While speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva also picked up the juice that Jiang Liu personally poured for himself and drank it all.
"This third cup, but I want to pay tribute to you!" Immediately, Jiang Liu's eyes fell on Bailongma's body again.
In the previous life, the wine table culture was carried forward to the extreme, although Jiang Liu had never been to the wine table much, but as a chef apprentice, he had seen it more or less in the hotel.
Toast, or the whole table should be toasted together, just one drink.
But if you toast someone alone, then all the people at the table have to toast alone, otherwise, wouldn't it seem that you are treated differently!?
"Master, I!?" The white dragon horse who turned into a human form next to him, hearing Jiang Liu's words, also froze, put down his chopsticks, and looked a little flattered.
Guanyin Bodhisattva is a guest, and his status is extremely respectful, no matter how Sha Wujing is not liked by the master, he is his disciple after all.
But what about himself, but it's just a mount? Master actually toasts himself so seriously!?
"Yes, this way west, you carry me, hard work, I should naturally give you a drink!" Jiang Liu nodded and said.
This is also true, because Xiaobai walks very smoothly, so, even on the way to the west, Jiang Liu can cultivate the Tianlong Zen sound without worrying about being bumped and falling off the horse, overall, after accepting the white dragon horse, it is still a great help to himself.
"Thank you, Master!" Hearing Jiang Liu's words, Bai Longma was also grateful, and only felt that all the hardships he had suffered along the way were worth it.
At least, Master understands and remembers it.
"Hey, hey, Master, what about my grandson?"
As Jiang Liu's eyes fell on him in the end, Sun Wukong also raised the juice in his hand, looked at Jiang Liu expectantly, and waited for Jiang Liu to say good things about himself.
"Wukong, between you and me, there is no need to say much, everything is in the cup!"
It's just that several other people said some high-sounding words, but when facing Sun Wukong, Jiang Liu didn't say anything, just tilted his head and drank the juice in the cup.
"It's all in the cup?" Sun Wukong was a little disappointed.
I thought that Master would say something nice to me, but I didn't say anything.
However, in this way, Sun Wukong feels that it seems that his relationship with his master is indeed the best?
I toasted myself and didn't say anything, but it seemed that the relationship between the two was closer.
It's like he doesn't have many friends, Nezha can be regarded as one, but after the two met, they had to start and fight.
......
"Master, are you dissatisfied with Senior Brother!? If you are dissatisfied, just say it, why hold it back, Senior Brother, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, behaved perversely, and despised the law, it is reasonable that you are a little dissatisfied with him!" It's just that at this time, Sha Wujing next to him suddenly opened his mouth and asked Jiang Liu.
Sha Wujing's words seemed to be sowing discord, which made Jiang Liu's brows furrow slightly.
However, immediately his heart moved, this is not like Sha Wujing would say it in an ordinary time, could it be just a glass of rice wine, and the special effect of the "drunken nonsense" of this dragon and phoenix pot has already begun to appear?
Drunk nonsense, not drunk nonsense, that is, as long as you drink alcohol, you are eligible?
That's right, if you're really drunk, you don't need to have the special effects of the dragon and phoenix two pots, and you'll be talking nonsense.
"Third Senior Brother, be cautious!" The white dragon horse next to him was more familiar with Sha Wujing, and when he heard Sha Wujing's words, he was startled, and hurriedly whispered.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who picked up the chopsticks again, frowned slightly when he heard the words, and glanced at Sha Wujing, but he didn't speak.
Although all the members of the Westbound team came forward to pull it up by themselves, now they are a team after all!
"Sha Seng, Senior Brother, I rarely teach you in ordinary times, but I teach that nerd a lot, so, do you want to try Senior Brother's methods!?" Hearing Sha Wujing's words, he was obviously insulting himself, Sun Wukong's heart was naturally unhappy, and he stared at Sha Wujing angrily, and said, looking unhappy.
"Master, look, Senior Brother, he wants to do it again!"
It's just that in the face of Sun Wukong's appearance, Sha Wujing was not afraid, but turned his head to Jiang Liu to complain, and said: "Senior brother, he is brutal by nature, even if the second senior brother is usually a little unsatisfactory, he will be beaten and scolded, I think you should discipline him well!"
"Although Sha Wujing's words are a little inappropriate, they are not unreasonable!" Guanyin next to him heard this, nodded silently in his heart, and felt that Sun Wukong's temperament really needs to be polished well.
For the juniors and disciples, they are often beaten or scolded, which is naturally very undesirable.
Such a thought flashed in his heart, and then Guanyin looked at Sun Wukong's bare head, and his brows wrinkled even more.
What's the matter, why hasn't the golden hoop that Xuanzang asked for last time been put on for him until now?
"Okay, Wujing, Hugh is talking nonsense, you are drunk, go and rest first!" "Taking retreat as advance, although Jiang Liu knew that Sha Wujing should have been affected by the dragon and phoenix two Yi pots, but he opened his mouth and said that Sha Wujing was drunk.
"Master, you're talking nonsense!"
As Jiang Liu's words fell, Sha Wujing retorted and said: "As our master, you should set an example for us disciples when you go west, but in fact, you drink wine and eat meat, gamble cards and play mahjong, like you, how can you go to the West Heaven and obtain the true scriptures? Say I'm drunk? Just a glass of rice wine, even if I drink another jar, I won't be drunk!"
"Wujing, what Xuanzang said is good, you are drunk, go and rest!" Guanyin next to him heard this, and he couldn't help it, and scolded in a low voice.
He scolded Sun Wukong, but it was okay, after all, the senior brothers were peers.
But Xuanzang is his master after all, and there is a difference between the upper and lower levels and the inferior, he is actually like this to his master?
Besides, gambling on cards and playing mahjong? As far as he knows, he also gambles himself, right? Drinking wine and eating meat!? What is he doing now?
He also played mahjong himself, and now he is still drinking and eating meat, but he still uses this to scold his master!? How can this person be so shameless!?
"Bodhisattva, you enlightened me and let me join the team of traveling west to learn scriptures, so that I can return to the Immortal Buddha, I am very grateful to you!" Turning his head, Sha Wujing's gaze fell on Guanyin's body and spoke.
It's just that before Guanyin was happy, as soon as he said this, Sha Wujing changed his words and said, "By the way, Bodhisattva, last time you became Aiai, what happened between you and the second senior brother!?
It's cold!
As Sha Wujing's words spoke, the dinner table, which was originally in a harmonious atmosphere and very lively, was cold for a while, and everyone stopped eating, and their eyes fell on Sha Wujing's body.
"It's over, third senior brother, what's wrong with him today!?" Putting down the chopsticks, Bai Longma covered his eyes with his hands, looking like he couldn't bear to look at it directly.
"Is this, did you blow up a pair of kings!?" Listening to Sha Wujing's words, Jiang Liu looked at the very ugly face of Guanyin Bodhisattva next to him, and couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart.
At the same time, Jiang Liu's heart was also secretly surprised, the special effects of this dragon and phoenix pot were really terrifying.
After experimenting with the Bagua Mandarin Duck Pot and the Dragon and Phoenix Liangyi Pot before and after, Jiang Liu also had a general idea of the two newly obtained kitchenware.
If you want to be friends with some people, you can use the gossip mandarin duck pot to entertain people for dinner, and the special effects of heart-to-heart are not a joke.
And if you want to break off friendship with some people, then use the dragon and phoenix two Yi pot, the special effect of this drunken nonsense is really terrible.
It's just a glass of rice wine, and it immediately turns into a stinging troll, what kind of friends will spray it, right?
Not to mention what kind of thoughts Jiang Liu's heart is, the Guanyin Bodhisattva next to him naturally has a very unsightly face.
Sha Wujing's words gave her bad memories.
It's just that although he is angry in his heart, Guanyin Bodhisattva also has some doubts in his heart, Sha Wujing's words today are very inappropriate, is there anything greasy in this?
With a secret doubt in his heart, Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart moved, and he looked at Sha Wujing's body seriously with his discerning eyes.
Well, it's just a glass of rice wine, so it's not drunk, and besides, there is no sign of Chinese medicine, Zhong Gu.
There is not even a manipulation of influence by means similar to one's own distortion of other people's minds......
"In other words, these words are not because of someone else, but from the bottom of his heart!?"
After checking Sha Wujing's situation with his discerning eyes, he didn't see the slightest clue, and Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart became even colder.
It's just that Sha Wujing completely ignored Guanyin Bodhisattva's face, and smiled: "I heard that the second senior brother kissed you, dare to ask the Bodhisattva, you were kissed by a pig, how does it feel!?"