Chapter 550: Scolding Contest (Super Funny)
The face shape of the national character, thick eyebrows and big eyes, the bridge of the nose is straight, and the mouth is wide and the lips are thin.
Xiao Yang's facial features are not thoughtful and handsome, but he is full of hair, wrinkled, and old, and there is a tattoo on his forehead, which is actually a word.
A italicized word for "殇"!
When Nalan Pingcuo saw the true face of Xiaoyang's old man, his heart trembled, he was shocked, sad, and a little confused, after a few breaths, he came back to his senses, walked on his knees, knelt forward, hugged Xiaoyang, tears flowed, let out a loud cry, and cried: "Senior Brother Jingbai, it's you, it turns out to be really you!"
It turns out that Xiao Yang's real name, surnamed Lin Jingbai, is the eldest brother of Nalan Pingcuo who has been missing for many years, and Xiao Yang is just a pseudonym for Lin Jingbai's invisible demon gate.
Lin Jingbai looked down at Nalan Pingcuo, also with tears in his eyes, his expression was a little sad, he reached out to help Nalan Pingcuo, wiped the tears on Nalan Pingcuo's face, sighed, and did not speak.
Nalan Phuntsok sniffed, gathered his mind, turned around, his eyes were cold, and he looked at Ge Shuhan, Wo Kotai and Sedang, and said coldly: "Ge Shuhan, Wo Kotai, Sedang, senior brother is here, shouldn't you say anything?"
Ge Shuhan thought for a while, glanced at Wo Kuotai and Sedang, and the three of them hurriedly pretended to be excited and joyful expressions on their faces, took a few steps forward, knelt on one knee, bowed to Lin Jingbai, and shouted in unison: "Meet Senior Brother Jingbai!"
Lin Jingbai frowned, his face was disgusted, the figure flashed, avoided the worship of Ge Shuhan and the others, turned sideways to Ge Shuhan and the others, and said coldly: "Hmph, Ge Shuhan, don't be coy here, I, Lin Jingbai, have been expelled from the Golden Gun Gate by you, and I am no longer a person from the Golden Gun Gate, your senior brother, I can't bear it!"
Seeing that Lin Jingbai was in full view of everyone, the three of Ge Shuhan looked at them with a cold face, brushed their faces, and their faces twitched for a while, their expressions were embarrassed, and they were a little annoyed in their hearts.
A few breaths of time.
Ge Shuhan took the lead in standing up, laughed dryly, and said: "Senior brother, let them pass the past things, we must be teachers from the same family, for the sake of everyone's brothers, you have a lot of adults, don't worry about us!"
Lin Jingbai turned around suddenly, lifted the silver thread in front of him, revealed the tattoo on his forehead, glared at Ge Shuhan and the three of them, his eyes flashed with coldness, and he scolded in a deep voice: "Ge Shuhan, what you said is also light, back then, you slandered my reputation, abolished my martial arts, flattered the thief, and allowed others to insult me, at that time, how could you ever think of a trace of friendship and brotherhood?"
You have harmed me so miserably, no one or a ghost, the despicability of his heart, the viciousness of his means, it is really a loss of conscience, pigs and dogs are not as good, and now you actually want me not to care, so I will leave it alone, isn't it ridiculous, isn't it ridiculous!"
Ge Shuhan's face was red and white, very uncomfortable, after a pause, his face sank, and he said coldly: "Lin Jingbai, don't you reverse black and white here, talk nonsense, what happened back then was completely your reputation and reputation, and you took the blame for yourself, we were forced to do that, uphold justice, and we can't complain about us!"
Lin Jingbai snorted and sneered: "Ge Shuhan, you colluded with foreign thieves, sought personal gain, brutalized your brother, destroyed the clan and exterminated the clan, all kinds of incorruptibility and shamelessness, and lost all your conscience, how can you be confused if you have no choice but to uphold justice!"
Ge Shuhan raised his eyebrows, his face was angry, and he shouted: "Lin Jingbai, as the saying goes, catch the thief and get dirty, catch the traitor and take the double, you say that we framed you, you come up with evidence and find witnesses, if you don't have evidence witnesses to prove that we framed you, then please don't talk here and spew blood!"
Wo Kuotai nodded and shouted: "Lin Jingbai, the illegal things you did back then, we have all the human and material evidence, and the ironclad evidence is like a mountain, as of now, you don't want to reverse black and white, and counterattack!"
Sedang smiled indifferently and said, "Lin Jingbai, since there is no evidence to prove your innocence, no matter how much you say, it is false, and no matter how much you say, you are farting!"
Lin Jingbai glared at Ge Shuhan and the three of them, gritted his steel teeth, and shouted angrily: "Ge Shuhan, you three dog thieves are insidious and cunning, extremely vicious, the evidence you framed me back then has long been destroyed by you, as for those witnesses, they are either your people, or they have been eliminated by you one by one, after so many years, you actually asked me for evidence, don't you feel ashamed?"
Ge Shuhan looked helpless, shrugged his shoulders to everyone present, spread his palms, and shouted: "Everyone, have you heard, Lin Jingbai said that we framed him, but we couldn't come up with evidence, since we couldn't come up with evidence, how can it be convincing? Since we can't come up with evidence to prove that we have framed him, some people keep saying that we have framed him, who is framing whom, I don't need to say more, I think everyone should be clear in their hearts!"
Lin Jingbai saw that Ge Shuhan and the three of them were clever words, reversing black and white, and his body trembled with anger, his finger pointed at Ge Shuhan, raised his eyebrows, gritted his teeth, and shouted: "You ............!"
Mimi saw that Lin Jingbai was Yun Shuer's person, since she was the person who wrapped the little lantern for 10,000 years, then naturally she was also her Mimi's person, as long as it was her own person, whether it was reasonable or not, she had to do her best to maintain it.
Mimi saw that Lin Jingbai was squeezed by the words of Ge Shuhan and the others, and fell behind, it couldn't help but be angry and anxious, and couldn't help but stare at Ge Shuhan, and shouted in a firm tone: "Ge Shuhan, I think, it should be you who framed our Senior Brother Pure White!"
Flipping through it, I saw that Mi Mi opened her mouth widely, and it naturally wanted to insert a pole, so she then shouted: "Yes, I have the same idea as Lao Mi, you must have framed our pure white brother!"
Ge Shuhan looked at Mi Mi and flipped, smiled indifferently, and asked, "Two old immortals, where is the evidence?"
Mimi rolled her eyes and shouted in a strange tone: "Because you three human-dog mongrels, whether they are in the hair, skin, bones, or meridians, they are all sinister and cunning, despicable and shameless, and you are not good people at first glance, since you are not good people, then, naturally, you are framing our pure white brother!"
Ge Shuhan was stunned for a moment, smiled, and wanted to refute, but thinking that Mimi was just a deer, why should he bother with a beast, so although he was unhappy in his heart, he didn't squeak.
Flipping through the pages, I saw that there were so many words in Mimi's mouth, and she scolded people so fresh and refined, and there were little stars in her eyes, and she really admired Mimi to death.
Flipping through the first glance, he glanced at Mi Mi, that is, glared at Ge Shuhan and the three of them, and scolded him unwillingly: "Lao Mi is right, because you three mothers, whether it is spiritually, ideologically, personally, or morally, all of them are prostitutes and female thieves, filthy and obscene, and they are not good birds at first glance, since they are not good birds, they naturally have to fart everywhere and wronged our pure white brother!"
Mimi was stunned for a moment, looked at it, was surprised, and thought to herself.
I can't see it, this little kid has been making rapid progress recently, scolding people, and no matter how smooth, the level of this dragging words is about to catch up with me!
Mi Mi glared at Ge Shuhan and the three of them angrily, and continued to scold: "Because the three of you Long Dongqiang, whether it is in tears, sweat, saliva, or urine, all of them are selfish, pigs and dogs are not as good, and they are rotten people at first glance, since they are rotten people, they will naturally plot against our pure white brother!"
After being stunned for a moment, Xiang Yun Shu'er asked in surprise: "Sister Bao'er, what do you mean by being strong in the middle of winter?"
Yun Shu'er was stunned for a moment, shook her head and smiled: "Uh! I don't know what Midwinter Qiang means, maybe it's Lao Mi's blind thoughts!"
Since you can think blindly, it's not easy, so can I!
Flipping over and glaring at Ge Shuhan and the three of them, he scolded relayed: "Because the three of you are lying down, standing, squatting, or walking, all of them are mercenary and unscrupulous, and at first glance they are traitors, and since they are traitors, they will naturally ambush our pure white senior brother!"
Mi Mi will lag behind, and she drove full force and scolded the three of Ge Shuhan: "Because you three jackfruits, whether you are sick, healthy, alive, or dead, all of them are scheming, cruel and unkind, and you are a decaying person at first glance, since you are a decaying person, you will naturally sneak attack our pure white brother!"
Compared to Mimi, this scolding is shallower after all, and in this round of battle, there are suddenly no words, and when it comes, it is so anxious that it sweats out.
Flipping through the crying voice, he asked Yun Shu'er for help, and shouted: "Sister Bao'er, I forgot the words, you hurry, you teach me quickly!"
What? If you want me to teach you to swear, you are already out of character in this public, you are swearing, and you still want me to give you a trick, you don't have a face, I still want to lose face!
Yun Shu'er sighed, smiled, and comforted softly: "Flip over, children must be polite, don't scold!"
Mimi saw that she was stumped and turned over, and she was happy in her heart, so she shouted proudly: "Haha! Rummaging over the little baby, how's it, how about it, no words, let's lose, let's lose!"
Yun Shu'er glared at Mimi and scolded: "Old Mi, don't mess around, don't mess around!"
It's really unwilling to lose to Mimi like this, seeing Mimi's constant provocation, she was angry, and thought to herself, don't you just scold people, why don't you drag such words and sentences, just scold directly.
Turning over and glaring at the three of Ge Shuhan, as if they were bitter and hateful, they shouted and scolded again: "Ge Shuhan, Wo Kotai, Sedang, you three are all mongrets, mongrels, dog mongrels!"
Mimi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly glared at the three of Ge Shuhan, as if she had a deep hatred in the sea of blood, and shouted loudly: "Ge Shuhan, Wo Kotai, Sedang, the three of you are all livestock, livestock, old livestock!"
Flipping over and rushing at the three of Ge Shuhan, he screamed viciously: "Ge Shuhan, Wo Kuotai, Sedang, the three of you are all pigs and dogs, pigs and dogs, stupid and bad pigs and dogs!"
Mimi squinted at Ge Shuhan and the three of them, and hissed through gritted teeth: "Ge Shuhan, Wo Kotai, and Sedang, the three of you are all beasts, beasts, ruthless and poisonous beasts!"
Flipping: "........................!"
Mimi: "........................!"
Even Yun Shu'er couldn't stand the shrewd behavior of Mimi and flipping, her face was hot, and she felt very embarrassed, so she scolded them in a deep voice: "Old Mi, flip over, don't you shut up for me quickly, don't make trouble here!"
Mimi is old and crazy, turning over is a child's heart, both of them like to be competitive, to win or lose, at this time, they are scolding Ge Shuhan and the three of them on the surface, in fact, the two of them are fighting, like this, the fight is red-eyed, and they start to run wild, even Yun Shu'er can't persuade it, and they continue to abuse the three of Ge Shuhan hoarsely, and they don't let each other go.
When Mishan, Duanmu Longyi, Han Qianjin and others saw the operation of Mimi and flipping, they were full of black lines, and they couldn't help but shake their heads and smile bitterly, secretly surprised.
Oh my God! I've seen shrews scolding the streets, but I didn't expect animals to scold the streets, and besides, this momentum and this battle, there is really no one, I have seen it for a long time, I have seen it for a long time!
As for Lin Fei'er and Fang Fu'an and other girls and children who saw Mimi and flipping this behavior, they just felt witty and funny, funny and funny, gritted their teeth and couldn't help laughing, and almost fell to the ground without joy.
The three of Ge Shuhan began to feel surprised when they saw Mi Mi and Flip scolding and insulting them like this, but seeing that Mi Mi and Flip seemed to have a hatred for them, gradually, the scolding became more and more fierce, more and more ruthless, it was really unpleasant and harsh, and they couldn't help but feel angry and angry.
Ge Shuhan couldn't bear it anymore, took a few steps forward, pointed his finger at Mi Mi and flipped, his brows were raised, his face was gloomy, he gritted his teeth, and scolded in a deep voice:
"Shut up!"