Chapter 66: The Fight for the Tiger
Zhiwei smiled, approached Yun Shu'er, salivated, and asked excitedly, "Shu'er, do you really want to reward everyone with gold?"
"Your Highness, of course what you said is true!"
Yun Shu'er waved her hand proudly, nodded heavily, giggled, thought about it, and loudly announced a temporary decision to the girls: "Since Zhi'er contributed the most in this operation to help His Highness capture the tiger this time, in order to reward her for her love for me, I decided to reward her with ten more bags of gold!"
Knowing that her little face was flushed with joy and excitement this time, and she was almost out of breath, she was stunned for a moment, and then quickly jumped up and shouted the slogan hoarsely:
"Long live Shu'er!Long live Shu'er!Long live Shu'er!11111"
Isn't it just that the slogans are shouted happily and the sycophants are beaten?
The girls thought disapplauded, but they still shouted slogans vigorously on their faces, hey!
Yun Shu'er hugged Zhiwei's shoulder, lowered her voice, and said with a smile in her ear: "Zhi'er, you little money fan, Your Highness was careless, and you little girl took away a lot of gold, you should be satisfied now!"
Zhiwei grinned, and replied softly without a face: "Hehe, Shu'er, if you give me ten more bags, then I will be really satisfied!"
Yun Shu'er pushed Zhiwei away, rolled her eyes, and shouted angrily: "Zhi'er, you are really a greedy ghost, if you do this again, I will really ignore you!"
"Hehe, Shu'er, you're angry, I'm teasing you, you're serious, really!"
Zhiwei bumped Yun Shu'er's shoulder with his shoulder, hippie smile, hurriedly laughed, and saw Yun Shu'er don't turn her head, slightly tilted her face, very angry, very angry, so he reached out and scratched Yun Shu'er's waist.
Yun Shu'er was afraid of itching, so she hurriedly jumped up, dodging Zhiwei's commotion, giggling and laughing, begging for mercy: "Hey, hey, hey, Zhi'er, don't make trouble, don't make trouble!"
Knowing that it was good to accept it, he stopped attacking Yun Shu'er, hugged her, and asked with a smile: "Are you afraid!"
"Afraid, afraid. I'm afraid, as soon as Zhi'er makes a move, Shu'er can only run, can I not be afraid! I'm afraid of death!"
Yun Shu'er giggled and nodded, she played with Zhiwei for a while, glanced at the tiger, and then asked with a grin: "Zhi'er, you say, how are we going to clean up this big worm now?"
Zhiwei stared at the tiger fixedly, tilted his head, frowned, thought about it very seriously, paused, suddenly frowned, his face showed joy, his palms clapped each other, and shouted happily: "Shu'er, I have thought of a way, it's better to eat the tiger! Look! We have eaten beef, mutton, pork, chicken, snake meat, venison, rabbit meat, but we have never eaten tiger meat, today's opportunity is rare, we might as well kill the tiger, and also taste the taste of tiger meat, okay!" As soon as she thought of facing pots of fragrant tiger meat and feasting on it, she was greedy and swallowed her saliva, and then, when she saw Yun Shu'er glaring at her like a monster, which made her heart hairy, she was a little uneasy, so she cautiously continued: "One by one Shu'er, if we kill the tiger, the tiger meat can be fried, boiled and fried, the tiger bones will be used to make soup, the tiger skin will be used to make clothes, and the tiger claws will be used to make flying armor, do you say it's good?"
Yun Shu'er's eyes widened, staring at Zhiwei fixedly, his expression froze, and then, he suddenly reached out and knocked a popping butt on Zhiwei's head, jumped like thunder, and reprimanded sharply: "Zhi'er, in your little head, except for gold, except for eating, can't you think of any good ideas? Eat tiger meat, hum! You can think of it, this tiger is not a bargain like a cow, a sheep, a pig, etc., it is a rare thing, and besides, it is caught by His Royal Highness himself, how difficult it is! You actually want to eat it, you are really a violent thing, you don't know what to do, you are really angry with me, you are angry with me!"
Isn't it just an idea? If you don't eat, you won't eat, do you need to be so excited? And start beating people, really!
Zhiwei muttered in her heart, she rubbed the place where she was beaten, thought for a while, accompanied by a smile, and said curtly: "Hehe! Shu'er, what you said is also right! This tiger is a rare thing, it is indeed not comparable to cows, sheep, and pigs, if it is eaten like this, it is indeed a pity, then, then you have an idea, what do you say?"
Yun Shu'er tilted her head, bit her fingers, and thought about it for a while, then frowned, and shouted excitedly: "By the way, I have a good idea, I want to tame this tiger, let it be my mount, I will ride it around, if I ride it to the downtown area, I will definitely scare other people's farts and pee, chickens and dogs jump." As she spoke, she seemed to see the embarrassment of others after seeing her riding a tiger, and she couldn't help but giggle proudly.
Zhiwei's eyes lit up when she heard Yun Shu'er's idea, yes! Treating the tiger as a mount and riding it around, how spirited and majestic! She hurriedly nodded in agreement and shouted happily: "Yes, yes, yes! That's it." Shu'er, I want to ride a tiger too, I want to ride first!"
Yun Shu'er listened to Zhi'er's request, was stunned, and asked in surprise: "Why do you want to ride first, the tiger was caught by me, should I ride it first?"
Zhiwei hurriedly shouted: "I saw the tiger first!"
Yun Shu'er's face changed, and she shouted angrily: "I saw it first!"
"I saw it first!"
"I saw it first!"
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Yun Shu'er and Zhiwei crossed their hands on their hips, stretched their necks, and their eyes were on fire. Glaring at each other, they were red for a while, and they didn't give in to each other, after a pause, the two of them crossed their waists with one hand, turned their faces sideways, pointed at Zhixiang and others, forced their eyes, and asked in unison, full of threats: "You say, who saw the tiger first between the two of us, if you tell a lie, you will look good later!"
Zhixiang and the others hurriedly turned their faces away, looked at the sky and the earth, looked at the trees and looked at their fingers, turned a deaf ear to Yun Shu'er and Zhiwei's questioning, and pretended to be deaf and dumb about the dispute between the two.
Alas, both of them are ancestors, and no one can afford to mess with them, so I can't pretend to be stupid!
Knowing that she refused to give up, she crossed her hands on her waist again, raised her face slightly, glared at Yun Shu'er, and shouted angrily: "Shu'er, they are afraid that you will settle accounts after the autumn and retaliate, so they dare not testify to me, but the tiger is indeed the first I saw, and you are a scoundrel, if you don't let me ride the tiger first today, hmph! I, I will ignore you, and I will never play with you again!"
Seeing Zhiwei's rogue behavior, Zhixiang blushed for a while, and sighed secretly: "Zhi'er!
Yun Shu'er was stunned for a moment, her face changed several times, and she weighed it very difficult between riding a tiger and friendship, that is, she hurriedly raised her right arm and made a gesture of surrender, with a flattering and flattering smile on her face, grabbed Zhiwei's sleeve, shook it gently, and shouted softly: "Okay, okay! Zhi'er, in fact, it is true that you saw the tiger first, and you should ride it first, I shouldn't be angry with you, it's me who is wrong, don't be angry, don't be angry!"
Seeing that in such a situation, it was Yun Shu'er who took the initiative to admit defeat and admit her mistakes, and her posture was so low, she was really shocked that her jaw dropped, her head was full of black lines, her face was confused, and she almost vomited blood.
Oh my God, such a scoundrel behavior, His Royal Highness Shu'er can actually tolerate and accept it, and he also pays attention to the other party, this is too undisciplined and spineless!
One by one, one by one
(Note: Today is the end of the weekend, the beginning of the month, and the beginning of half a year, the day is special and significant, so I wrote a short poem to express my nostalgia.)
"July, Love"
July skies
So blue
All the things on my mind
So open
The girl I love
South of Guizhou
have never met before
but day and night;
One, one, one, one, one
Rivers in July
Flowing quietly
I stood on the hill
Silently watching
Remembering the beloved girl
My heart went crazy
Love is like a fire
Love is like boiling soup;
One, one, one, one, one,
Butterflies in July
Wandering in the woods
Sand dunes under the remnant sun
Gradually, it gets cooler
I was holding the horse-head fiddle in my arms
But he didn't want to sing
I just want to sit quietly
Thinking of my beloved
Girl!
111122018.7.1 day, night, in Foshan