Chapter 52: Coffee VS Water Hate
Chang Wenyi's father and son were also frightened by the big hand of Xiong who suddenly appeared beside him, and they didn't dare to move.
Others can run, how can they run?
The big bear hand appeared next to them, where to run?
Ji Wu looked at Xiong's big hand and sighed helplessly: "What a fool, the transformation thunder tribulation has passed, what about the other body that heaven and earth have given you? ”
Xiong Dashou concluded that this was Ji Wu, although the shape became a little strange, but at least it could be used, and there was no delay in speaking first.
"Brother Ji Wu, I can become a human, but you don't need to, are you originally human, besides, even if you change, you have to become more beautiful, right, how do you become like being licked by a bear?"
Ji Wu glanced at him: "This is not the place to talk, hurry up and take us away." ”
Xiong Dashou was slow to react: "Take you away?"
Ji Wu pointed at Chang Wenyi's father and son: "There are also the two of them." ”
A bear and three people disappeared on the side of the road in an instant, leaving only a group of unknown people on the spot.
At Chang Wenyi's house, Ji Wu sat cross-legged on the ground, feeling the spiritual power of Xiong Dashou's crossing, and with his own exercises, the damaged meridians in his body slowly healed.
As long as the main meridian heals, Ji Wu can cultivate by himself, and the rest is not a problem.
Xiong Dashou took out a lot of spirit stones from Ji Wu's ring and placed them beside him, and then arranged a four-like spirit gathering array under Ji Wu's guidance, and Ji Wu released the sitting and cultivation array plate that Wen Yurou gave him, completely enveloping the three rooms and one living room of Chang Wenyi's house before starting to cultivate.
Xiong Dashou also changed into the shape of a human according to Ji Wu's words at this time, a gray-faced man with a big waist and a thick waist, what Ji Wu couldn't stand the most was that there were two hairs on his ears that couldn't be removed, and he still looked a little bear-faced.
Chang Wenyi's father and son were completely shocked by these two, and at this time, they could only do what Xiong Dashou said.
Seeing the two of them sitting there and practicing, the father and son were worried in their hearts, wondering if Xiong Dashou would hurt them for a while.
It wasn't until sunset and dusk, when Chang Wenyi's mother got off work, that Ji Wu could be considered to have finished repairing the main meridians.
With Xiong Dashou's experience, Ji Wu also successfully learned the Earth Chinese language from Chang Wenyi's father, and was able to talk to the father and son simply.
"What is this place?" was something Ji Wu wanted to know all along.
When he woke up from his injuries and came out of the Qiankun Mirror, he was already in the solar system, Xiong Dashou was already about to burst, and the first thing Ji Wuneng did when he walked out of the Qiankun Mirror was to find a place for Xiong Dashou to cross the catastrophe.
It happens to be near the moon at this time.
Xiong Dashou spent the transformation thunder tribulation on the moon, and this is what happened.
As for Xiong Dashou's thunder tribulation being so violent, it also has something to do with the fact that he has been holding back for too long, and he should have crossed the tribulation a long time ago, but the time was delayed for almost half a year, causing Lei Dashou to have a wrong perception of Xiong Dashou, thinking that he deliberately deceived the heavens and the earth, so he insisted on erasing him, and even sent him a seventy-nine silent thunder tribulation.
Chang Wenyi's father replied cautiously: "This is Shanjiang City, Longhei Province. ”
Ji Wu looked sluggish.
Chang Wenyi hurriedly said: "This is the earth of the solar system. ”
Ji Wu was a little conscious: "The solar system? Yang Star Domain? I seem to have seen this name on the map, I guess the solar system you are talking about is the Yang Star Domain, right?"
Chang Wenyi was also confused: "I don't know this."
We humans call this place we live in the solar system, where did you come from?"
Ji Wu smiled bitterly: "We are from the dwarf Mercury Domain, a very distant place, in the middle of the Silver Galaxy. ”
Chang Wenyi blinked: "The Silver Galaxy is the Milky Way Galaxy, right?"
Ji Wu rubbed his nose: "Maybe, the Yang Star Domain I remember is at the bottom of the tail of the Silver Galaxy, it is a very remote star field, I didn't expect there to be a human race here." ”
Chang Wenyi was obviously a little excited: "Our earth humans have also existed for hundreds of thousands of years, haven't you discovered it before?"
Xiong Dashou said loudly, "Are you also considered a human race?
Chang Wenyi looked at himself suspiciously, and then looked at Ji Wu: "I just don't have him black, and there is nothing else missing?"
Xiong Dashou didn't know how to speak implicitly: "He was struck by lightning, otherwise he would be a little white-faced." ”
Ji Wu's expression collapsed instantly: "If you can't speak, don't say it, that's called Yushu Linfeng, a handsome son, skin like white jade, what kind of little white face?"
It just so happened that Chang Wenyi's mother came back at this time, and when she entered the door, she saw a few people and said in surprise: "Oh, there are guests?"
Then he nodded to Ji Wu again: "Are you awake too?" Well, now you still look like a human being, and you looked like a piece of burnt wood last night." ”
She also thought that Xiong Dashou was a relevant expert invited by her husband or son.
After changing his shoes, he still muttered: "Didn't you read the news during the day?" It is said that a big grizzly bear who can only speak human words came from the streets of Shanjiang City, claiming to be from the moon, and they told me that they almost didn't laugh me to death, you said that there is Chang'e Jade Rabbit Wang Gang in the Moon Palace, where is the big grizzly bear?"
Chang Wenyi's father reluctantly corrected her: "It's Wu Gang, Wu Gang who cut the laurel tree, Wang Gang is the one who tells the story, and plays Heshen." ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the gray face of Xiong Dashou, and immediately shut up in embarrassment and stopped talking.
Chang Wenyi's mother made coffee for a few people: "Yes, it's Wu Gang, you look at my brain, I always confuse these two, how can Wang Gang be as handsome as Wu Gang?"
The more Xiong Dashou listened, the more wrong it became: "Don't you see anyone else?
Ji Wu patted Xiong's big hand, meaning not to let him speak.
Chang Wenyi ignored his mother, but asked Xiong Dashou: "You just said that we earthlings lack something, what is it?"
Ji Wu also looked at Xiong Dashou suspiciously, although he had recovered some of his meridians at this time, he still didn't have the spiritual power in the Qi Sea, and he still couldn't communicate with the Qiankun Mirror, otherwise there were many people who were more knowledgeable than Xiong Dashou, such as the Second Elder, as long as he came out, he could see at a glance what the human beings on the earth lacked.
It's the turn of Xiong Dashou to pretend to be a Ming worker here.
Although Ji Wu also felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the humans on the earth, he couldn't say that there was anything different, it was just an intuition, especially when he had just learned the Chinese language from Chang Wenyi's father's brain, this feeling was very strong.
Xiong Dashou was also polite: "You are missing half a brain than normal humans." ”
Chang Wenyi's mother just brought the brewed coffee to a few people at this time: "Come, refresh, Xiaoyi's father usually doesn't like to drink tea, there is only coffee at home, all of which are prepared by Xiaoyi before the college entrance examination, you can taste it." ”
She said this sentence together with Xiong Dashou's words, and thought that Xiong Dashou criticized her for having no brains, and glanced at Xiong Dashou a little angrily, thinking that this person was so rude, this is her family, how can an outsider criticize other people's heroines in other people's homes
Person?
Chang Wenyi's father and Chang Wenyi's faces changed at the same time.
The human beings on Earth have never stopped discussing the human brain itself, and there is no eyebrow to this day, and all the rhetoric is nothing more than the irresponsible nonsense of some half-baked scientists.
Xiong Dashou said seriously: "I feel that your brain is artificially blocked, resulting in your inability to correctly understand the world, especially the combination of the brain and the meridians in the body. ”
"Aunt Ting?" Chang Wenyi and his father were stunned.
Except for Ji Wu, who knows who Aunt Ting is?
Ji Wu also looked at Xiong Dashou unexpectedly: "These are what Aunt Ting told you?"
Xiong Dashou didn't seem to know how to answer: "Some of them were told by Aunt Ting, and some of them were perceived by myself, especially this thunder tribulation, which made me understand a lot of things." ”
Chang Wenyi's mother only then understood that Xiong Dashou was not talking about her, and her face showed a slight embarrassment, she didn't say anything in her mouth just now, but her eyes had already expressed unfriendly meaning.
"Let's drink coffee first, it's not good to drink when it's cold, and it's easy to get upset. ”
Ji Wu nodded slightly to her, picked up the coffee and swallowed it, Xiong didn't pay attention to civilization when he ate and drank with his big hands, and directly picked up the cup and drank it to the bottom.
Whether it was a drink or a sip, the expressions of the two suddenly became extremely weird.
Xiong's big hand looked like he had eaten a mouthful of, and Ji Wu's expression was like drinking a glass of urine.
Looking at the expressions of the two, Chang Wenyi's mother couldn't help but say, "Uh——, there are sugar cubes here, and you can adjust the flavor yourself." ”
Xiong Dashou never knew what he said in his heart: "What's so good about this, it tastes similar to Xiong poop." ”
Ji Wu almost threw up, do you mean you just ate your own? This person, no, this bear can be a little more disgusting?
After Xiong Dashou finished speaking, he stretched out his big hand and grabbed a few pieces of sugar cubes from the plate, and threw them into his mouth, and his expression immediately became happy: "Well, well, this is good, this can be more." ”
Chang Wenyi's mother just heard him say that drinking coffee is similar to eating bear poop, and she didn't understand it slightly, she had heard of eating pig shit, dog shit, and human shit, and she heard of bear poop for the first time.
Now when I saw Xiong eating sugar cubes with big hands like eating sugar cubes, I couldn't help but smile: "It turns out that you like to eat sugar, I'll get it for you." ”
Ji Wu looked at Xiong's big hand that was about to drip from his mouth, and couldn't help but show a look of disdain on his face: "Can you have a little bit of talent?
Xiong Dashou was a little aggrieved: "Is it unpleasant! Of course, you have to eat a piece of candy to press it, why don't you drink it?"
Ji Wu's face was also a little strange: "I don't think it tastes good, it's a bit like the taste of hated water." ”
Xiong Dashou was expressionless, and he didn't have any impression of hating water in his brain, at that time he was a bear who didn't open his mind, and Lin Xuehua didn't know the scene of being tortured by hating water.
Besides, he hadn't drunk hate water, and Ji Wu's comparison was meaningless to him.
Chang Wenyi's mother, who brought a plate of sugar cubes again, said with a smile: "You don't like to drink either?" Actually, I couldn't get used to drinking it when I first drank it, but later the child needed to learn and always drank it, so I drank it too. ”
Ji Wu gestured slightly to a few people: "Thank you for your help, but we have very important things to do, we must leave here quickly and return to our star field, do you know where there is a void ship on your planet?"