Taiyi Zhenren laughed and said, "Senior brother, you want to kill me!"

"I'm so happy to have you come down with me!"

"Finally, I'm not alone!"

"Wait!"

However, Yuding Zhenren raised his hand to stop his laughter, he suddenly sensed that something was wrong, and immediately asked Yang Jian, "Did your uncle Taiyi Zhenren ask you to notify me and Yun Zhongzi to go down the mountain?"

Taiyi Zhenren sighed in his heart, "This... Brother... This is obviously Yang Jian..."

"Yes. ”

Nezha nodded and said, "All this is my master's idea!

Taiyi Zhenren: "???"

What the hell!

Is it a pro-apprentice?!

Taiyi Zhenren was worried in his heart, while Yuding Zhenren said: "So... Bro... It's you... Let us go down the mountain, and take advantage of my relationship with our apprentices?"

"You deceived us?"

"This..."

"Do you know? We are carrying the three sect masters down the mountain, and if we go back, we will definitely be punished!

Taiyi Zhenren: "......"

"Senior brother... I... I'm... Nor is it... For you, my apprentice?"

Taiyi Zhenren said with a little weakness, "Now we have a problem, no one helps, and you... Isn't it just a helper?"

"Oh?

Yuding Zhenren frowned, "I think it is..."

"You're bored down there alone, revenge, let's suffer with you?!"

"I... I... Nope!"

Although Taiyi Zhenren said so, his eyes were already erratic!

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Nezha stood up at this time and said to Yuding Zhenren: "Master, my master is definitely not the kind of person who does not pay attention to righteousness!"

"I believe in my master, and please believe in my master! If my master does this, it will be... There are five thunders in the sky! You will never be able to give birth to a son, you will have no asshole, and you will squat in a pit and splash on your buttocks!"

Taiyi Zhenren: "......"

"Huh!"

Yuding Zhenren sneered.

Taiyi Zhenren said a little nervously: "Senior brother, they are all from their own family... It doesn't have to be... Suspicious, right?"

"Don't worry, I won't hit you. ”

Yuding Zhenren said indifferently.

Taiyi Zhenren muttered: "It's like you can beat me." ”

"When the time comes, Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi comes, you tell him... You see if he doesn't believe it..."

"Rub rub!"

As soon as the words fell, Yun Zhongzi ran over in a hurry, "Dog's Howling Heavenly Dog! You killed the Turtle Spirit Holy Mother!"

Everyone: "???"

Taiyi Zhenren exclaimed: "it! Killed? This has offended the entire sect, the Tongtian Sect mainly knows, and it must be fighting with us!"

Yuding Zhenren said calmly: "It's not with us, it's with my junior brother." ”

Cloud Neutron: "......"

"How can you die?"

Shen Tianqi said curiously.

Yun Zhongzi explained: "You see, she has no heartbeat and no breathing, and she was kicked by the Howling Dog like this before, and she was kicked directly into the river. Needless to say, she must have drowned. ”

Everyone: "???"

"Good fellow, for the first time I've heard of turtles drowning. ”

Nezha exclaimed.

Lei Zhenzi scratched his head and said, "Master, since she is drowned, according to the customs of the people, should we steam and braise it with chili peppers, so that she can die a well-deserved death?"

Everyone: "...... ”

Lei Zhenzi said: "I heard that soft-shelled turtles are very replenished!"

"This is a tortoise!"

Yun Zhongzi said with a dark face, "Can't you even tell the difference between a turtle and a turtle?"

"You stupid apprentice!"

Yuding Zhenren said calmly: "Senior brother, are you still despising your apprentice? You yourself can't even tell the difference between the turtle and the king." ”

Lei Zhenzi said: "Aren't turtles, turtles, and kings all the same names?"

Yun Zhongzi: "Really?"

Lei Zhenzi: "Isn't it?"

Shen Tianqi coughed and said, "The turtle is wrapped in the shell, and the soft-shelled turtle is wrapped in the shell." ”

"And the soft-shelled turtle, the king eight, the turtle, and the turtle are talking about two kinds of animals. ”

"It's soft-shelled turtles and turtles. ”

"Soft-shelled turtle is a common name for people, soft-shelled turtle is the scientific name of soft-shelled turtle, and Wang Ba is a derogatory name. ”

Everyone: "???"

"Brother Shen, although I still didn't understand what you meant, I still feel so powerful!"

Nezha said in admiration.

Lei Zhenzi clapped his hands and said, "So, Master, it doesn't matter if he's a soft-shelled turtle or a king, it's braised right?"

"Go, go!"

Yun Zhongzi said with a depressed face: "It's over, the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit has drowned, and when the time comes, the Holy Mother of Golden Spirit will come to ask for someone, how should I explain to them?"

Lei Zhenzi said dumbfoundedly: "Master, you just say... We were making soup at the time, but we didn't look at it, and the Turtle Spirit Mother climbed into the pot by herself, and by the time we reacted, it was too late. ”

Cloud Neutron: "......"

Everyone: "......"

"What's that... Cloud neutron seniors, no need to worry. ”

Shen Tianqi opened his mouth at this time and said, "You don't feel her heartbeat and breathing, it doesn't mean that she burps. It's also quite possible ... She's hibernating..."

Everyone: "???"

"Hibernation?"

Yun Zhongzi frowned, "Is this old lady still hibernating?"

Shen Tianqi nodded and said, "Generally speaking, Wang Ba, it's not right... It's a turtle, it can survive even if it's more than ten degrees below zero, and at that time, they happened to be hibernating!"

"Oh!

And Yun Zhongzi breathed a sigh of relief, "Huhuhu! It's good if you're not dead, it's good if you're not dead!"

"Thank you!"

Shen Tianqi smiled and said, "You're welcome." ”

Yuding Zhenren patted Yun Zhongzi on the shoulder at this time, "Senior brother, do you know how we got down?"

Yun Zhongzi pondered for a while, "I was coerced." ”

Yuding Zhenren: "......"

Yuding Zhenren pointed at Taiyi Zhenren and said: "Everything is because of him! Senior Brother Taiyi! It was he who made our apprentices lie that they were beaten and lured us down the mountain, so that if we go back, we will definitely be punished by the master!"

"Rub!"

Yun Zhongzi was immediately annoyed, "You turtle son bastard Taiyi Zhenren!"

"I said it! Although my apprentice is stupid, he will not fall into the trap of being beaten! This worries me! You are a special Taiyi real person! Are you underbeaten?!"

"Wait... Zhao Gongming They said, my disciple Lei Zhenzi bullied Wen Zhong and Zhao Gongming, but there is such a thing?!"

"No, we haven't fought with Zhao Gongming and Wen Zhongzheng'er!"

Taiyi is a true innocent person.

"Rub, then it seems that the Duobao Daoist and the three Holy Mothers were also fooled by Zhao Gongming?

Yun Zhongzi said angrily.

Taiyi Zhenren coughed, "Senior brother, let's do all this... But for the sake of the world!"

"Now, Shen Gongbao and Zhao Gongming colluded with the King of Zhou, intending to modify the Fengshen List and restore the Great Shang Dynasty!"

"What!?"

Yuding Zhenren and Yun Zhongzi were shocked.