Chapter 724: Food Safety
Yun Shu'er smiled and nodded, and followed Yuan Kang to a study in the backyard of Yulanmen.
Yuan Kang led Yun Shu'er to his destination and guarded the door of the study.
"Hello, Master Zou!"
Yun Shu'er saw that Zou Yunian was frowning, sitting on the chair in the room with a solemn expression, looking preoccupied, so she smiled indifferently, bowed slightly, said hello, and then found a biased position to sit down.
Zou Yunian glanced at Yun Shu'er a few times, pondered it, went straight to the point, smiled lightly, and asked, "Little girl, do you know why I am looking for you?"
Yun Shu'er poured herself a cup of tea and drank it, and said with a smile: "Master Zou, what do you have to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it, if you have any doubts, just open your mouth, I will definitely tell you as appropriate and be honest with each other!"
Tumbling and jumping on the table, he shouted with a smile: "Sister Bao'er, I'm a little thirsty, I want to drink tea too!"
Yun Shu'er poured a cup of tea for each of the two guys, and said with a smile to Zou Yunian: "Master Zou, these two sweethearts of mine are a little hungry, you go and get them some delicious food, and then bring a pot of old wine, let them cushion their stomachs first!"
I like the wine, I love the food, the cream is matched with pure wine, and then enjoy the wonderful performance of the little baby (sister), the deer (bird) is born like this, how fast!
"Yes, yes!"
Flipping through and Mimi heard Yun Shu'er's words, she was overjoyed, smiled, cheered in unison, and hurriedly made a request to Zou Yunian.
Flipping through the grin, he shouted in a cordial voice to Zou Yunian, and shouted without disobedience: "Daddy, Daddy, I am a bird, and birds naturally like to eat insects, so you'd better call them some fried silkworm pupa, fried centipedes, fried earthworms and other delicacies!"
Zou Zhennian listened to the words and requirements, and when he boarded, his head was full of black lines, his face was confused, he smiled helplessly, and shook his head secretly.
First of all, flipping through and actually calling him Daddy, although this is for the same reason as calling Lady Yaksha outside just now, it seems irrefutable, but being called Daddy by a little bird feels weird, making it seem like a bird.
Secondly, at the human feast, it is just enough to eat fried silkworm pupa, why do you want to eat fried centipedes, fried earthworms, are you a bird, or a monster, will you have an insectivorous habit and habits?
Flipping through Zou Yunian, who was looking at his sad face, he seemed to see the other party's difficulties, grinned, and hurriedly shouted: "Daddy, if there are no rare delicacies such as fried silkworm chrysalis, fried centipedes, and fried earthworms, then bring me some braised pork, braised beef, and braised mutton, of course, you have to add chili peppers, and they must be spicy, so that it will taste more refreshing!"
Zou Yunian nodded and asked Mimi, "Mimi Old Immortal, what do you ask for your old man?"
Mimi smiled: "I want to eat seafood, I heard that eating seafood will not make you fat, I also want to add chili, heavy spicy and spicy, in short, it is spicier than the overturned braised pork!"
Flipped over and was stunned, stared at Mimi with a wary face, and asked in surprise, "Why does it have to be hotter than mine?"
Mimi is still unhappy about turning over the previous limelight, this will be deliberately raising the bar, it deflated its mouth, does not squint, and said lightly: "It's not interesting, it's to be hotter than you, it's to be hotter than you!"
Flipping through the thoughts, his expression was solemn, and he shouted at Zou Yunian: "Daddy, you want them to add spicy and spicy to my dishes, and they must be spicy and spicy!"
"Lao Zou, you want them to add spicy and spicy to my dish, and they must be spicy and spicy!"
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Alas! I have long heard that Lao Mi and the two cute pets often fight together, I can't imagine that today in order to compete for the spicy dishes, they can also go-for-tat and not give in to each other, and it is really the facts, and the name is well deserved!
Zou Yunnian watched the quarrel
Flipping over and Mimi, that is, glanced at Yun Shu'er, and saw Yun Shu'er holding her forehead with one hand, bowing her head to drink tea, and pretending to be deaf and dumb at the quarrel with Mimi, turning a blind eye, and looking accustomed to it.
Zou Yunian looked helpless, and secretly smiled bitterly, so he shouted to Yuankang outside the door: "Second child, bring two pots of wine to the little fairy and the honey old fairy, and bring some high-quality all kinds of braised meat, cooked seafood of all colors, in duplicate, and then divide these braised meat and seafood into non-spicy, slightly spicy, medium spicy, heavy spicy, heavy spicy, not sweet, slightly sweet, medium sweet, heavy sweet, and not sour, slightly sour, medium sour, heavy sour, heavy sour, and other flavors, and serve them immediately for the two immortals to eat!"
Yuankang listened to Zou Yunian's instructions, was stunned, came back to his senses, and hurriedly walked out of the inner courtyard, went to the kitchen to rummage and Mimi to prepare food, along the way, he was angry in his heart, and secretly scolded his mother.
Damn, Yun Shu'er's two cute pets are really uncles, don't you just eat a meal with one bird and one beast, and use them so carefully and so tediously?
Hmph! Eat so picky, so delicate, so tormenting, I am not afraid to choke myself to death when the time comes!
"Holy!"
Flipping through and Mimi listened to Zou Lingnian's instructions, the quarrel stopped abruptly, staring at Zou Lingnian with a look of surprise, and shouted in unison: "Zou Lingnian, I didn't expect you to be so meticulous, so bold, and so cute!"
Alas, isn't this afraid that you two guys will pinch again and scream for a bite to eat, thus interfering with my important conversation with Yun Shu'er?
I've got all the flavors ready for you to choose from, so you're not going to be going to fight each other for this bit of, right?
Zou Lingnian smiled indifferently at the praise of Mimi, did not speak, and thought like this in his heart, that is, his expression narrowed, his eyes stared at Yun Shu'er deeply, and asked slowly: "Little girl, I just interrogated Zou Bo and them carefully a few times, and roughly figured it out, what they experienced at the foot of Yulan Mountain last night, if I guess correctly, Zou Lingshan should be your person, the apostasy incident in Yulanmen last night, in fact, was a scene directed by Zou Lingshan in order to let you enter Yulanmen smoothly?" ”
Flipping through and Mimi was stunned for a moment, and then stared at Zou Yunian, who was asking, his face was silent, and he was slightly surprised in his heart.
Yun Shu'er's sensitivity to Zou Lingnian had already been mentally prepared, and it was not strange at all, but she looked at Zou Lingnian, looked calm, and asked ambiguously: "Master Zou, why do you think so?"
The corners of Zou Yunian's lips curled slightly, his face smiled, and he said confidently: "Hehe! Zou Lingshan is my own brother, what kind of character he is, don't I still know? Although he is greedy for money and lustful, he also attaches great importance to family affection, you just lend him 10,000 ideas, and he will never want to hurt me, a brother who makes him extremely respectful!"
Motoyasu hurried over and coughed twice outside.
Zou Yunian said: "Second brother, bring in all the food and drink, let the two immortals enjoy it!"
Yuankang and Lu Ping each hung two exquisite, several layers of large food boxes with their right hands and arms, and a pot of wine in their left hands, walked in, put the fragrant braised meat and seafood on the table, poured the wine glass on the wine, and then introduced them to Flip and Mimi one by one, those dishes are not spicy, slightly spicy, medium spicy, heavy spicy, and heavy spicy.
Turning over his thoughts, he shouted, "Wait, wait!"
Yuan Kang was full of smiles, respectful and cordial, and his service attitude was comparable to five stars, and asked with a smile: "Young Master, do you have any other orders?"
Rolling his eyes, his expression was solemn, his eyes were burning at Yuan Kang, and he asked hesitantly: "You, you won't poison the wine and food, right?"
Zou Yunian's body trembled, and if it weren't for the palm of his hand that grabbed the armrest of the chair in time, he almost collapsed to the ground by the problem of being overturned.
Mimi was stunned for a moment, stared and flipped over, frowned, and scolded in a deep voice: "Little brat, it's good to have something to eat, don't do the whole thing, don't do the whole thing?"
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Turning his face and sinking, his eyes were on fire, he glared at Mimi angrily, and yelled fiercely:
"You can't have the heart of harming people, you can't have the heart of guarding against people, be careful to sail the boat for ten thousand years, and live peacefully to old age!"
Lao Mi, you are so greedy and careless, you know how to eat and eat, be careful to eat you, eat you, eat you to death, eat you ............!"
Turning over the emotional excitement, very angry, the voice is high-pitched, very harsh, coupled with the spit splashing, spraying Mimi's face, causing Mimi to tilt her head, squinting one eye, her face convulsions, and a look of disgust.
Yun Shu'er coughed twice, smiled, and said softly: "Flip over, this ............!"
Flipping over the fierce face, he immediately became well-behaved and cute, grinned, and said in a loud voice: "Sister Bao'er, food safety is related to the health and safety of the people, and we must not be careless when it comes to eating!"
Yun Shu'er's expression froze, and then she spread her palms at Zou Yunian, shrugged her shoulders, shook her head helplessly, and smiled bitterly.
Lu Ping glanced at the master, whose face was as light as water and silent, frowned, and asked in a deep voice, "Flip over the little fairy, what do you want?"
Flipping the left wing, he pointed at Yuankang, and shouted: "You, give me a little taste of all kinds of dishes, and test me for poison!"
Yuan Kang saw that today's behavior was very impolite, and he was very disrespectful to Yulanmen and the master, he was a little angry, he didn't want to try the dishes, and he was angry, so he glanced at Yun Shu'er, and looked at the master for help.
Zou Yunian coughed twice and said lightly: "Second child, the little fairy likes to make a fuss, so you can follow its wishes and give it a try!"
Yuan Kang saw that the master had given the order, whether he was willing or not, he had to step forward, take a pair of dishes and chopsticks, and try the dishes, because, at this moment, if he disobeyed the master's order, wouldn't it make everyone even more embarrassed?
When Yuanyasu stretched out his chopsticks and sandwiched a piece of vermicelli oyster meat, the oyster meat flashed and disappeared, it turned out to be a flip forward and took the oyster meat in one bite, and then, with his head tilted, swallowed the oyster meat in one bite.
Flipping over and swallowing the oyster meat, he made a soft sound in his mouth, his eyes narrowed slightly, his face was intoxicated, he smashed his mouth, and muttered: "Ah! delicious, delicious, really delicious!"
Yuankang was confused by the flipping operation, the chopsticks in his hand froze in the air, looking at the flipping of the food, his eyes were full of doubts, and his mind was a hundred thousand whys.
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Lu Ping couldn't bear it, his brows furrowed, his eyes rolled over, and he asked in a deep voice: "Flip Xiaoxian, aren't you afraid that we will poison the wine and food, and ask my senior brother to try the dishes, but my senior brother hasn't started to try the dishes yet, why did you eat them first?"
Flipping through and grinning, his face was well-behaved and cute, and his voice was cute and cute: "Big brother, I thought about it just now, we have no grievances, you are so kind, this is innocent, how could you poison and murder us? Besides, between this person and the bird, this basic trust is still to be there, so you don't have to try this dish, you don't have to try it!"
As soon as this statement came out, let alone Yuankang, Zou Yunnian, who had a calm temperament, was so angry that he almost jumped up, and wanted to slap the table with a cheap smile and capricious flip.
Yuan Kang stared at the flip steadily, his eyes flashed with thunder and lightning, his face twitched, he gritted his teeth, paused, held back his anger, pressed the dishes and chopsticks on the table, turned around and walked out of the study with Lu Ping, and then continued to stand guard outside.
Lu Ping stood in the courtyard, looked at Yuankang, who was gloomy and indignant, with pity, sighed for a few moments, shook his head with a wry smile, and hurried away.
On the road.
Lu Ping thought of the difficulties and tricks that he had turned over, his eyes were on fire, he gritted his teeth, and hated it.
Damn, this ghost bird is really good, it doesn't stop eating a meal, and its heart and eyes are so bad, it curses you to choke to death when you eat, choke to death when you drink water, and die when you sleep!
Bah!