Chapter 377: I Can Resist the Gods

Yun Mutian glanced at Sikong who was lying on the ground and had really turned into a dead dog, looked around at Foguang, Li Qingfeng and the others, pruned his mouth, with a hint of self-deprecation in his words, and asked lightly: "Everyone, do you think Yun's methods are a little cruel?"

Li Qingfeng's face was expressionless, and he asked rhetorically: "Do you still think that your method just now is very benevolent?"

The corners of Yun Mutian's lips curled, shrugged his shoulders, and nodded with a smile: "Hehe, I admit that my methods just now are indeed a bit cruel, and that's because I never pity those who are about to kill me, because any of my hearts are merciful, and I may let myself lie on the cold ground like a dead dog in the next second!"

Li Qingfeng nodded, shook his head again, and said: "Yun Mutian, although what you said has some truth, but it is not entirely correct, what can make people become dead dogs is not only ruthless, but also extraordinary means!"

At this time, Ran Wuyi pointed at the Buddha's light and smiled sinisterly at Yun Mutian: "Yun Mutian, this Buddha beside me has the means to beat you into a dead dog, do you want to give it a try!"

Buddha Guang was previously despised by Yun Mutian, and was insulted by Yun Shu'er, hating Yun Mutian's father and daughter, at this moment he has been eyeing Yun Mutian and Yun Shu'er, eager to try, impatient to kill Yun Mutian and Yun Shu'er, hearing Ran Wuyi's glance, he lost no time in standing up, waving his Zen staff, his face was gloomy, and shouted: "Yun Mutian, quickly step forward and die!"

Yun Mutian was not in a hurry or impatient, and asked with a sneer: "Old bald donkey, do you want to fight with me alone, or do you want to rush up?"

The Buddha's Zen staff pointed at Yun Mutian, raised his eyebrows, and scolded sharply: "Yun Mutian, clean up you madman, why bother others, having the Buddha alone is enough!"

Yun Shu'er giggled at this time, and shouted at her father Yun Mutian: "Daddy, don't do it, come back, this bald donkey will be cleaned up, he is not your dish!"

Yun Mutian was stunned for a moment, then nodded, agreed, shrugged his shoulders at Buddha Guang, deflated his mouth, and said helplessly: "Old bald donkey, my baby daughter wants to raise you for the New Year, let me not kill you, and I won't play with you for the time being." With that, his body flashed, and he returned to Yun Shu'er's side.

Buddha Guang saw that Yun Mutian said to leave, he was stunned, he looked at Yun Shu'er, and said sarcastically: "You ghost girl, you are worried about your father's safety, so you called him back, are you going to play in person this time?"

Yun Shu'er nodded with a smile, and said coolly: "Yes!"

As soon as Yun Shu'er said this, those who knew Yun Shu'er's details changed their faces greatly, staring at Yun Shu'er, dumbfounded, and felt that Yun Shu'er was really a little bold and presumptuous, and was willful and messing around, is this the rhythm of going crazy?

And those who don't know the depth of Yun Shu'er, seeing that she is a little girl who is actually going to fight against the peerless master Buddha Guang, who is not even the first in Xuanmen's martial arts, Qiu Huaici, who is not an opponent, is also stunned, and then, with a change of thought, I can't help but expect that Yun Shu'er can be so confident, there must be some extraordinary means, maybe Yun Shu'er will use the legendary Linglong Fairy's divine chain magic trick in Wei Ning's mouth before, that is also possible!

These people thought about it like this, and when they thought that they might be able to see the amazing stunt of the Heavenly Guardian Immortal Exquisite Fairy today, they became excited for a while, and their eyes looked at Yun Shu'er eagerly, a meaningful smile appeared on their faces, and many thoughts turned in their minds.

Seeing that Yun Shu'er responded to the battle with ease, Buddha Guang jumped into the sky, looked down at Yun Shu'er, beckoned to Yun Shu'er, laughed, and shouted: "Okay, good, little girl, you have a kind, then you come up, let the Buddha see, what kind of ability do you have, dare to provoke me again and again!"

Yun Shu'er didn't move, and shouted with a smile: "Old bald donkey, I don't have to go up, I can still hurt you and kill you!"

Buddha Guang was stunned for a moment and asked, "Are you going to sacrifice a flying sword magic weapon and fight with me?"

Yun Shu'er shook her head and said, "I don't have a flying sword magic weapon, I don't use a weapon to kill people, because it's too troublesome to kill people with weapons." ”

Buddha Guang was stunned again, frowned, and asked again: "Do you want to compete with me in fist and foot spells?"

Yun Shu'er shook her head again and said, "I'm a very lazy person, I never have to fight people in person to kill people, and it's too tiring to fight back and forth like that!"

Buddha light can actually pounce directly on Yun Shu'er and kill Yun Shu'er, but Yun Shu'er's little witch is so interesting that it arouses his interest, he wants to kill Yun Shu'er slowly like a cat and mouse;

Seeing that Yun Shu'er's speech was always unexpected, Fo Guang really couldn't understand Yun Shu'er's true meaning, he was a little impatient, his face sank, and he shouted unhappily: "Little girl, if you want to fight, you will fight, but you are not here, not there, what do you want?"

Yun Shu'er said: "Buddha Guang, it's not easy for me to kill you, I just need to move my mouth!"

Yuan Fengyan, Duanmu Longyi, Tuoba Xiu, Shangguan Li'er, Yun Zhiwei and others were all stunned when they heard Yun Shu'er's answer, their expressions were stagnant, their heads were full of black lines, and their faces were confused, as if they were looking at a monster, they all looked at Yun Shu'er, they really didn't know what to say!

Mishan and Yema and the others were stunned for a moment, and when they reacted, they couldn't help laughing, and they almost didn't laugh.

The world wants to:

Alas, little witch, are you talking nonsense here, you don't know whether you live or die, it's not good for you to stay honestly, you want to stand up and make trouble, what kind of wind is this!

Foguang was thundered by Yun Shu'er's answer, and was stunned, but when he came back to his senses, he couldn't help laughing, snorted, laughed, pointed at Yun Shu'er, and asked rhetorically: "Little girl, you actually want to kill me with your mouth, because of what you said, are you trying to brag and want to laugh me to death?"

Yun Shu'er's mood was not affected by the surrounding environment, her eyes flashed with coldness, a sneer appeared on her face, and she said lightly: "Old bald donkey, while you can still laugh, just laugh more, because even if you want to laugh later, you won't be able to laugh!"

Although Li Qingfeng's eyes were half-squinted, he had been observing Yun Shu'er, seeing that although Yun Shu'er was a girl, she seemed to be crazy when she spoke, without a straight shape, but in fact, her eyes were clear and her mind was clear.

Li Qingfeng saw that when Yun Shu'er spoke, his eyes were resolute and confident, and his expression was very calm and natural, not like a fake, so instead of thinking that what Yun Shu'er said was ridiculous, but it was full of murderous intent, so he frowned, and whispered to the Buddha Guang, and admonished: "Old Buddha, this little girl surnamed Yun is mysterious and weird, unfathomable, not an idle person, and must not be underestimated!"

Foguang smiled, also whispered, and replied disapprerovingly: "Old Li, don't worry, but a little girl in her twenties, her age is here, even if she has some ability, how high can her cultivation be? In my opinion, she is just a cunning female liar who just talks and doesn't practice, only talks nonsense, runs big cars with her mouth, and scares and deceives everywhere, not to be afraid, not to be afraid!"

Li Qingfeng shook his head and said firmly: "Old Buddha, although a person's speech can be disguised, her eyes and temperament cannot be disguised, this little girl has a resolute gaze and a determined expression when she speaks just now, it doesn't seem to be a fake, and what's even stranger is ......!"

Seeing Li Qingfeng's solemn expression, Foguang stopped talking and asked, "What, is there anything wrong?"

Li Qingfeng thought for a while, and said: "This little girl seems to have a mysterious power in her body, this mysterious power is very pure, it doesn't seem to be what she should have at her age, this mysterious power is hidden by her, it seems to be nothing, it is difficult to detect without extraordinary means, in short, this little girl is very mysterious, and her martial arts are unfathomable, you must not be careless!"

Foguang listened to Li Qingfeng's reminder, and stopped sneering at Yun Shu'er, his expression narrowed, and became solemn, he looked at Yun Shu'er carefully, wanting to see Yun Shu'er's extraordinary, he couldn't help laughing in his heart, and asked seriously: "Little girl, the Buddha is lonely and unheard, and his knowledge is shallow, and he has never heard of a kung fu that can kill a strong enemy just by moving his mouth, since you have practiced this method and have divine skills, you might as well tell everyone about it, so that everyone can see and understand!"

Yun Shu'er glanced around at the people outside the venue, stared at the Buddha's light, and said slowly: "Actually, my magic skill is not unusual, I think everyone has heard of it, it is to chant a spell to invite the gods, and the gods kill the enemy!"

Everyone listened to Yun Shu'er's words, thought about it for a while, that is, it was unexpected and reasonable, and there was nothing wrong with the answer, so they couldn't help but nod.

Buddha Guang smiled dumbly, frowned, hehe, and said suspiciously: "Little girl, there is indeed a kind of magic power in this world that can spell and invite God, and the god kills the enemy, but the gods are very arrogant, but it is not who wants to invite them to move, it is said that those who can arrange a formation to invite God, and the people who control God not only know astronomy and geography, yin and yang gossip, world knowledge, everything, but also have the ability to spy on the heavens and change their lives against the sky, you are a hairy girl, will have such magical powers?"

Yun Shu'er nodded and said, "Of course I know how to invite the gods, otherwise I will tell you a yarn, not only do I have this ability, but also, my method of inviting the gods is much simpler and more effective than the ones you said!"

Foguang didn't believe that Yun Shu'er, a hairy girl, could have such a legendary supernatural power, snorted coldly, danced the Zen staff, and shouted sarcastically: "Little girl, since you are so capable, then you should quickly invite your god out to fight with me!"

Yuan Fengyan, Nangong Jun and others saw that Yun Shu'er was really serious when he said these words, his expression was solemn, he was too quiet and natural, there was no trace of falsification, he was full of confidence, and he actually believed Yun Shu'er's words a little.

Shangguan Li'er resolutely didn't believe Yun Shu'er's words, seeing that Yun Shu'er's cowhide was blowing louder and louder, she really didn't know how she should end up, so she stared at Yun Shu'er with a melancholy face, anxious.

Yun Shu'er shouted to Buddha Guang: "Old bald donkey, you give me a careful look, I just need to recite the magic silently, snap my fingers, count to five, and the god I invited will appear and cut you!"

Buddha Guang's patience was exhausted, his eyes were on fire, and he scolded in a deep voice: "Ghost girl, there are so many, hurry up and please God!"

Yun Shu'er closed her eyes, pretending, there were words in her mouth, and she was muttering, except for the southern suburbs around her, others naturally couldn't hear what she was reading.

Nanjiao listened to the so-called incantations in Yun Shu'er's mouth, and was stunned at first, that is, staring at Yun Shu'er fixedly, and laughed hehehe, and the more he laughed, the happier he became, and he almost laughed out of breath.

Because Yun Shu'er is chanting a mantra to invite God here, but scolding people, and the scolding is very vicious, and the scolding words are like this:

"Dead bald donkey, stinky bald donkey, mad dog bald donkey;

The grandfather bald donkey, the father bald donkey, the son of the bald donkey;

Dead bald donkey, stinky bald donkey, bald donkey, bald donkey, dog bald donkey;

Daddy bald donkey, daddy bald donkey, bald donkey, bald donkey, child bald donkey;

bald donkey, bald donkey, bald donkey;

Bald ass, bald ass, bald ass, bald ass, bald ass!"

All the people were staring at Yun Shu'er, watching a play, watching how Yun Shu'er invited God, seeing that Yun Shu'er was vague and had words, and the evil in the southern suburbs was generally smirking indiscriminately on the side, which was really inexplicable, making people confused, and couldn't help but look at each other, surprised and confused in their hearts, full of black lines, and a question.

Yun Shu'er scolded the three generations of Buddha's ancestors, stopped cursing, his face was as light as water, stared at the Buddha's light in the sky, raised his right hand, and pressed his thumb on the middle finger of the middle finger, the middle finger slipped and the finger hit the palm of the palm, and made a crisp snap of the fingers, and the mouth began to count loudly:

"One!"

That is, snap your fingers.

"Two!"

Follow with a snap of the fingers.

"Three!"

Then snap your fingers.

"Four!"

Because Yun Shu'er had done enough foreshadowing, rendered the atmosphere, and whetted everyone's appetite, everyone couldn't wait to meet the legendary gods invited by Yun Shu'er in person, when Yun Shu'er reported the number, some young people smiled and actually followed Yun Shu'er to report the number, everyone shouted in unison, which was very atmospheric, and ignited everyone's enthusiasm and expectation.

Yun Shu'er continued to snap her fingers.

Say it out loud: "Six!"

Many people followed Yun Shu'er to report the number, but because of the inertia of thinking, they reported a five-character report, and when they came back to their senses, they were stunned, staring at Yun Shu'er, with a look of surprise, I don't know what she meant.

Yun Shu'er stopped snapping her fingers and stopped counting, and then, her eyes straightened, staring at the Buddha Light fixedly, her face expressionless, not moving, not making a sound, as if she was stupid.

Buddha Guang glanced around nervously, and saw that there was not even a bird and finch around him, and there was no god at all, he turned to look at Yun Shu'er, and saw Yun Shu'er dumbfounded, as if carved in wood and stone, stunned, his thoughts flashed, and he suddenly laughed, pointed at Yun Shu'er, and shouted: "Ghost girl, where is the god you invited? Where is the god you invited now?"

Yun Shu'er came back to her senses, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, grinned, and shouted: "Hehe, old bald donkey, don't worry, my god has received my summons and is on his way, it will be there soon, it will be there soon!"

Those who supported Yun Shu'er and were full of expectations for Yun Shu'er, after listening to Yun Shu'er's words of defense and this weak tone, they were all stunned, came back to their senses, rolled their eyes, and almost didn't faint from being angry.

Oh my God! I've never seen such an unreliable person, it's really a basket of nonsense, thick-skinned over the mountain, treating life and death as a child's play, and treating others as monkeys, wonderful, really a wonderful!

Xian Chong, Duanmu Ryuichi, Tuoba Xiu and others looked at Yun Shu'er, their faces turned green, and they didn't know whether to laugh or cry!

Yun Mutian, Yun Zhiwei, Dao Yinan, Southern Suburbs, Wushan, Yemo, Ran Wuyi, Long Tianyin and others couldn't help but giggle and laugh.

It's just that everyone has different identities, different positions, different mentalities, and different goals for laughing, some people like it with pity, it doesn't matter, and some people feel that Yun Shu'er and others have lost the game and are proud that they will win.

Buddha Guang was stunned for a moment, staring at Yun Shu'er like a monster, nodded, and couldn't help scolding with a smile: "Little girl, you are so interesting, your acting skills are really first-class, you just pretended to be a ghost, you have a good look, Lao Tzu almost believed you!"

Yun Shu'er bared her teeth and smiled, suddenly smiled, a trace of coldness flashed in her eyes, her face was frosty, and she shouted in a deep voice in the air: "My god, this bald donkey said that he was going to kill me before, you quickly appear and cut off his arm for me!"

Buddha Guang squinted at Yun Shu'er, with a look of disdain, snorted coldly, and shouted sarcastically: "Ghost girl, at this moment, are you ......!"

Before the Buddha finished speaking, he let out a miserable scream, the voice was extremely terrible, and his arm that was tightly holding the Zen staff was cut off in an instant, and the broken arm was connected to the Zen staff, and it fell from the air to the ground.