Chapter 1067: I've never seen such a stupid immortal cultivator
"Do you want the son of luck?"
The fat man's face suddenly fell: "What if it is someone else?"
"It's hard to say. ”
"Can't say?"
"Yes. Qin Yan nodded: "Some people have very slight consequences, some people will be worse than death, and some will even have some funny results." ”
"What's a funny result?" the fat man's expression was full of doubt.
"Yes, for example, your stomach will become very hungry and you won't be able to eat enough until you want to vomit. ”
"What is this?" The fat man was stunned: "We are immortal cultivators, can't we open the valley?"
"Since you have been poisoned, the technique of Bigu will naturally have no effect, you will always want to eat, and if you are not careful, you will even swell yourself to death. ”
The fat man was speechless, and the consequences were too inexplicable.
"What else?"
"For example, if you suddenly stink all over your body, as if you haven't taken a bath for a hundred years, and the smell is not only smelled by others, but you can also smell it yourself, and if you are not careful, you will faint from the stench. ”
"When you cultivate, you may even go mad because of the smell. ”
Fatty: "......"
The fat man was speechless.
Several times I wanted to say and stopped.
It would be a lie to say that there is no doubt.
He really wanted to ask the monk surnamed Qin in front of him, are you kid teasing me, there is such a strange demon snake in the world, and after being bitten, it actually has such consequences?
It's too speechless.
Unbelievable, but he seemed to have to believe it again.
In this way, he hesitated for a long time before he spoke: "What Daoyou said is true, you didn't lie to me?"
"Believe it or not!" Qin Yan didn't bother to talk to the other party: "You are in such a good mood when I am talking nonsense with you here?"
"But Wei Daoyou, I see that your luck is really bad, so you should ask for more blessings and prepare for the next tragic experience, so as not to be at a loss when the time comes. ”
Hearing Qin Yan's words, the fat man almost cried.
The one in my heart is called a panic.
Can you kid speak? Tell me a little bit about it, and you can die!
What do you mean I'm unlucky, are you reminding me or deliberately hurting me?
Resentment +1, +1......
The fat man's mood was extremely depressed.
finally got married, I thought I could raise my eyebrows, but I never expected to have such a bad experience after having a meal.
"Brother Qin, don't scare me, then what should I do next?"
"It doesn't matter, it's just unlucky, at most, it's just drinking saliva and stuffing your teeth, and stepping on a banana peel on the road is actually not a big deal!"
Qin Yan endured the smile on his face, and a light voice came into his ears.
The fat man was speechless for a moment.
Do you hear that?
Can you be a little more sympathetic?
It's really none of my business, hang high.
Dead Dao friends, Mo Die Poor Dao is not such a way to open.
Seeing Qin Yan smiling happily, to be honest, the fat man really wanted to flatten him.
But the problem is that it can't be beaten.
If you do this, you will only end up with a very tragic result.
And he is not stupid, such a thing that will obviously suffer a big loss, of course he will not do it.
So I had no choice but to grit my teeth and endure it.
As the saying goes, it's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and today he can write it down.
Don't say that the fat man will take revenge, this is called one yard to one yard.
Qin Yan's life-saving grace and help to himself, he naturally remembered it clearly.
But today's ridicule and ridicule will not be forgotten, this is not a conflict!
I won't forget the other party's goodness, but I will also remember the ridicule and ridicule in the past.
When he is invincible and arrogant in the spirit world, he will definitely give him a lot of genius treasures, and then punish him a little......
How to punish it?
It was simple and rude, and directly sealed the mana and beat him well.
Or let him eat dark food for three months.
Or......
The fat man suddenly felt that it was so difficult to choose.
No way, as a genius with a particularly high IQ, who can come up with seven or eight solutions casually when he encounters things, but has difficulty in choosing, the fat man feels that it is too difficult......
He was still thinking nonsense, Qin Yan had already come to a place close at hand.
Then I heard the guy giggling.
As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you have to go up, ah, no, once you encounter that unhappy thing, you have to learn how to comfort yourself.
At this moment, the fat man received a series of blows, and he didn't want to be autistic, so he could only imagine in his heart that after hundreds of years, he was already invincible in the spiritual world, and he was very prosperous wherever he went.
Thinking of the happy place, I naturally couldn't help but smirk.
That expression is so cheap that it makes people want to flatten when they see it.
However, Qin Yan still held back.
After all, the other party is unlucky enough to be sad enough, and it is harmless to ridicule two sentences, but Qin Yan really can't do such a thing as falling into a well!
Shaking his head, Qin Yan didn't pay attention to the fat man, his right hand was raised, and the demon cultivator's storage bag fell into his palm.
But the next moment, Qin Yan's face changed, and he threw it aside without hesitation.
It's also a coincidence that the fat man came to his senses at this time.
So I happened to see Qin Yan wave his hand and throw something out.
It's a storage bag!
The fat man's eyes widened.
I didn't have time to think about why Qin Yan threw away this precious thing.
In short, there is an abyss in front of you, and once the storage bag falls off the cliff, even if the immortal cultivator has divine sense, it is not easy to find!
So he didn't have time to think about it at all, so he didn't hesitate to pounce and grab the storage bag in his hand.
"Don't, stop it!"
Qin Yan was shocked, this reckless thing really wanted money and didn't want to die.
If you want to stop it, where is it too late.
I saw that the storage bag turned into a palm-sized spider at a speed visible to the naked eye, and bit the fat man hard.
Qin Yan stroked his forehead with his hand, he didn't know what to say when he encountered such a change.
And the fat man's face is difficult to see beyond measure.
At this moment, he finally came to his senses, and he understood what kind of stupid thing he had just done.
It's dead, I'm afraid I really want to return to the underworld this time!
"Brother Qin, save me!" he was so sad that he couldn't help but cry again.
And the next moment, I felt as if the mana in my body was imprisoned by something.
The body is also immobile.
You can't even fly in the air.
"Whoosh!" was like a boulder falling from mid-air and falling off a cliff.