Chapter 567: Yaksha has a stick
"Yes. ”
Wang Youde's mother-in-law hesitated, and an older woman, with her head down, glanced at Wang Youde, and whispered, "He, he told us." ”
Yun Shu'er asked with a smile: "Your man actually dares to flirt with His Royal Highness the prince of the current dynasty, do you think this kind of behavior is right?"
Wang Youde listened to the signs in Yun Shu'er's words, this is to be held accountable, when he landed, his face was pale, his body trembled, and his sweat was like rain.
Wang Youde's woman knew that the sincerity of her current confession attitude would determine the outcome of the next punishment, so she hurriedly shook her head, waved her palms, and shouted: "Of course it's wrong, of course it's not right!"
Yun Shu'er smiled: "Since you also think that your man's behavior is wrong, now, you give me an idea, how do you think your man should be punished?"
That is, he added: "Of course, this punishment is only to punish him for his vices, and it will not harm his life, nor will he be exiled, nor will he lose a tael of your silver." ”
At the end, he added: "Of course, this kind of punishment, as the owner of the matter, Wang Youde, can also participate in the discussion!"
Wang Youde saw that Yun Shu'er's punishment would not harm his true interests, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the beads of sweat from his face, hesitated, and joined his wives and concubines to discuss how to punish himself.
Discussing with others how to punish themselves sounded absurd and disgraceful, so Wang Youde's family gathered around and whispered in whispers, and ordinary people couldn't hear what they were saying.
Because the way of punishment is to ensure that he will not hurt himself, but also to satisfy His Royal Highness the Prince, this kind of punishment is not an easy thing to find, so Wang Youde's family discussed it for a while before they came to the result.
Wang Youde's eldest wife made a statement on behalf of the family, bowed to Yun Shu'er, and replied softly: "Your Royal Highness, we have discussed it, and we think it is ............!"
Nanjiao saw that Wang Youde's family discussed for a long time before making a decision, and wanted to know what kind of punishment Wang Youde would suffer, but now seeing that the other party was hesitant, looking unspeakable, he was anxious, and couldn't help but smile and urge: "Say it quickly, what do you think?"
Wang Youde's wife glanced at the southern suburbs and said softly: "Your Royal Highness, we have discussed it, and we think that since you are the victim of the whole incident, it is still up to you to make a decision on this matter, so that it is appropriate!"
When everyone heard the decision of Wang Youde's family, they were stunned, and they felt that their family was very decent and very smart.
Although Yun Shu'er let them choose their own punishment, if Yun Shu'er is not satisfied, it can be vetoed, rather than this, it is better to let Yun Shu'er take the idea, so as not to repeat things;
Besides, Yun Shu'er has already said that she will not harm the lives of Wang Youde's family, will not exile them, and will not raid their homes, since this is the case, then, Yun Shu'er's punishment should not be too heavy!
"Well, so be it!"
Yun Shu'er thought for a while, nodded, and said with a smile: "Wang Youde just admitted in public that he has no ill will towards me, just a cheap mouth, since this is the case, then let Wang Youde kneel on the ground, and let his mother-in-law and aunts each slap him ten mouths, the mouth should be pumped slowly, and every time he smokes a mouth, he will scold him for being cheap!"
As for those who laugh at me together and watch me lively, every time Wang Youde gets a mouthful, you have to laugh loudly, and you have to laugh very hard and energetically.
If any of you laugh too fakely, and you are cheating and cheating, once I find out, I will let your woman slap your mouth, and when the time comes, I will make you laugh even if you want to!"
After listening to Yun Shu'er's decision, everyone looked at each other and couldn't make a sound, thinking in their hearts, although His Royal Highness the Prince's punishment method is not very severe, but it is too strange and strange!
Yun Shu'er glanced around at everyone and said with a smile: "His Royal Highness is a reasonable person, he will not be arbitrary, if you have any objections to my punishment method, just put it forward, I can modify it!"
Wang Youde naturally didn't want to eat eighty mouths, but those who had laughed at Yun Shu'er saw that Yun Shu'er was just punishing them to laugh, although this kind of punishment was strange, the price was the lightest, so they hurriedly shouted: "His Royal Highness the prince's punishment method is very fair and proper, and the grass people have no opinion, no opinion!"
Yun Shu'er asked Wang Youde, "Wang Youde, do you have any opinions?"
Wang Youde glanced at those bystanders, and saw that everyone was glaring at him angrily, his face was gloomy and murderous, his heart was timid, he sighed secretly, and hurriedly shouted: "The grass people have no opinion, no opinion!"
Yun Shu'er smiled: "Since everyone has no opinion, let's execute!"
Wang Youde had no choice but to kneel in the center of the hall, raise his head slightly, lower his eyebrows, and droop his face, accepting the punishment of his wives and concubines.
Wang Youde's eldest wife is cowardly, and she usually relies on men at home, let alone beating her own man, she doesn't dare to complain, but now she is stared at by His Royal Highness the Prince, and she is forced to go forward.
The woman was frightened, looked at her man fixedly, hesitated, and then reached out and gave the man a mouth, but after all, she didn't dare to exert herself, this mouth was very light.
After the woman smacked her mouth, she scolded softly: "You are cheap!"
Those men who had laughed at Yun Shu'er saw that Wang Youde had been slapped in the mouth, and hurriedly laughed, that is, the laughter stopped suddenly, waiting for Wang Youde's next slap, and then continued to laugh.
Wang Youde was slapped in the mouth, seeing that he was too lightly beaten, he was afraid that Yun Shu'er would not be satisfied, so he hurriedly glanced at Yun Shu'er, and then, gritting his teeth, he muttered in a low voice at his woman: "Stupid mother-in-law, His Royal Highness the Prince is staring, you make a little effort, haven't you eaten?"
Wang Youde's eldest wife was stunned for a moment, and also glanced at Yun Shu'er, understanding the man's intentions, so this second slap did add some strength, and hit Wang Youde's face, and actually made a snap.
A slap in the face, followed by the executioner's words of your mouth, that is, the laughter of everyone.
The laughter stopped suddenly, followed by the slap, and after the slap, it was scolding, that is, laughing, and after more than a dozen rounds, I don't know whether the slap caused the laughter, or the laughter attracted the slap.
Bang bang!
Mouth, mouth, mouth!
Hahahahaha!
And so, after a while.
After Wang Youde was slapped more than 20 times, his cheeks began to become red and swollen, and those who laughed along with him, because they laughed too hard and were nervous in their hearts, did not feel a trace of happiness, but wanted to cry.
And like this, it took a while.
Wang Youde was slapped thirty times again, both cheeks were swollen, his skin was red and shiny, and when he pinched it, he was about to break the skin and bleed, his eyes became two thin slits, and tears flowed non-stop.
And those who laughed loudly gradually felt that their mouths were a little dry, their throats were smoking, their throats were hoarse, and their faces were stiff and painful.
At this moment, all the people who were punished, not to mention Wang Youde, who was beaten, were those who laughed along, thinking that as long as Yun Shu'er could stop this punishment at this moment, in the future, when they saw women, they would rather never make any sound in their throats.
Yun Shu'er saw that Wang Youde's face was drawn into a grapefruit, and the faces of those who laughed also showed a look of pain, laughing was even more ugly than crying, and felt that the punishment was almost enough, enough for them to accept a lesson.
"Alright, alright!"
Yun Shu'er coughed, waved her arms, smiled, and shouted: "Wang Youde, Your Highness's punishment for you, let's end it today!"
The woman who was punishing Wang Youde, when she heard the pardon of His Royal Highness the Prince, although her arm was raised high, she stiffened and did not volley down, and then, gently lowered her arm and stepped aside.
Yun Shu'er smiled and asked, "Wang Youde, do you know that you were wrong now?"
Wang Youde saw that his women's hands, although he didn't exert much force, but he couldn't stand the flesh on his face, not steel, and these dozens of slaps had already beaten him with a blue nose and swollen face, and he was dizzy.
Wang Youde looked at the back and a few mothers-in-law and aunts who didn't make a move, thinking that he would have to receive dozens of slaps next, his heart was sad, and he suddenly had a feeling that he had nothing to love, which would be heard by Yun Shu'er to stop and reduce the criminal law, it was really a desperate life, and he was ecstatic.
At this moment, Wang Youde did not have a trace of resentment towards Yun Shu'er, some were just grateful, he quickly knelt down and kowtowed, tears welled up in his eyes, and said sincerely: "Your Royal Highness, thank you for your magnanimity, the grass people know that they are wrong, and the grass people know that they are wrong!"
Yun Shu'er smiled and teased: "Wang Youde, you tell everyone the truth, how many wives do you marry, is it a good thing or a bad thing?"
Wang Youde covered his swollen and sore cheeks, and shouted bitterly: "Your Royal Highness, I don't hide it, I used to think that the more wives the better, but now I find that there are too many wives, and sometimes it will kill people!"
Wang Youde was inspired by this, to tell the truth, there was no joke at all, but it sounded witty and humorous to others, and he laughed out loud.
Yun Shu'er and Nanjiao also laughed.
Wang Youde said that, seeing that it caused everyone's laughter, he was stunned for a moment, felt embarrassed, and laughed curtly.
Yun Shu'er felt that although Wang Youde was vulgar, he was very honest, so she couldn't help laughing and shouted, "Don't laugh, don't laugh!"
The laughter of the crowd stopped.
Yun Shu'er called the owner of the restaurant and ordered: "Boss, you take someone to buy a dozen rolling pins, I will use them immediately!"
The boss was full of doubts, but he didn't dare to ask, so he hurriedly took his wife and children out to find a rolling pin.
Yun Shu'er pointed at Wang Youde and ordered: "Move a stool for Wang Youde, he has suffered today, let him sit and talk to me!"
Someone hurriedly handed Wang Youde a stool.
Wang Youde was flattered to see His Royal Highness the Prince so polite, but he didn't dare to sit down, waved his hand and shouted: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, just stand up, just stand!"
Yun Shu'er smiled: "Wang Youde, I have already punished you, my anger has disappeared, I won't embarrass you, I tell you to sit down, you don't have to be nervous, you don't have to be afraid!"
Wang Youde thanked him, moved the stool aside, and sat down.
Yun Shu'er asked with a smile: "Wang Youde, you have married so many wives, and some women are more than twenty years younger than you, it can be seen that you are a womanizer, I don't know, will you take another concubine in the future, and find another woman?"
If Wang Youde heard Yun Shu'er speak like this for the first time, he would definitely think that Yun Shu'er was sarcastic about him, but after observing for a while, he found that Yun Shu'er had a straightforward temperament, and his speech was this style, and he had no other meaning.
Wang Youde hurriedly waved his hand and shouted, "Don't dare, don't dare!"
Yun Shu'er smiled and asked, "Don't you dare, or don't you want to?"
Wang Youde was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shouted: "I don't want to, I don't want to, after today's events, I won't want to think about it in the future!"
Yun Shu'er nodded, her expression narrowed, and she said in a deep voice: "Wang Youde, it's not that His Royal Highness is nosy and meddles in your marriage, it's just that His Highness thinks that there are still so many poor men in the world who can't marry their mothers-in-law, but you rich people are full of wives and concubines, and they are extravagant, which is very unfair to them.
Wang Youde's face was ashamed, and he nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes!"
At this time, the owner of the restaurant waited for a dozen rolling pins to come back, and according to Yun Shu'er's meaning, he put the rolling pins on the desk, and then retreated.
Yun Shu'er whispered to Nanjiao with a smile, Nanjiao nodded with a smile, and then cast a spell on those rolling pins.
Yun Shu'er smiled and said, "Brother Nanjiao, please give these rolling pins to Wang Youde, as well as the person who wrote the laughter just now!"
Nanjiao nodded, smiled and gave those rolling pins to those people, one for each household.
As soon as the rolling pin arrived, I glanced at the rolling pin, and saw that the rolling pin was still ordinary, but three beautiful thin gold characters were engraved on the surface of the stick: "Yaksha stick!"
The women looked at the rolling pins, their heads were full of black lines, and they looked confused, and they didn't understand why His Royal Highness the Prince wanted to give them a rolling pin, what did this mean!
Yun Shu'er looked at the women who had received the Yaksha sticks and explained with a smile: "Women, you have to be a considerate wife at home, but, sometimes, you have to be an angry Yaksha.
Caring for your husband is to make them happy, however, some men are just lowly and like to mess with flowers and grass outside, at this time, you have to make an angry yaksha and correct their mistakes in time.
If you find out about the misdeeds of the men, you will beat them with the Yaksha stick that I have given you, and if they dare to resist, I will sense it, and then My Highness will come out and support you. ”
After listening to Yun Shu'er's explanation and knowing the purpose of the Yaksha stick, those men trembled in their hearts, their faces changed greatly, their bodies trembled, and they couldn't make a sound.
This is a yaksha stick, and this stick is clearly a woman sent to his house by His Royal Highness the Prince, who rode on their heads to and pee, and commanded them!
Yun Shu'er waved her hand and said with a smile: "Wang Youde, all those who have obtained the Yaksha stick, there is nothing for you to do here now, you all go back and live a good life!"
Wang Youde and the others listened to Yun Shu'er's instructions, and hurriedly saluted Yun Shu'er and said goodbye, so they led their women out of the restaurant in a hurry and went home with complicated feelings.