Chapter 256: Dumb Dumb
Too much to forget the law.
Lingyunmen asked the first generation of peak masters to ask the Dao Peak.
It is said that the first generation of peak masters failed to pursue the head of Lingyun Gate, and in a fit of anger, he was heartbroken, so he created this set of Taishang forgetfulness method, so as to cut off lust and fly to the sky.
"Is there a way to get rid of it?"
Shen Tianqi asked depressedly.
Hongyan and Gu Moran cultivated this, which was equivalent to cutting off the relationship between him and the two, which was really not friendly at all.
It was also thanks to the fact that the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan had no feelings for men, otherwise, if he asked her, she would have said, "Who are you?
That's fucking up.
"I asked, as long as you don't practice for a day, you can be lifted. ”
Speaking of this, the Moonlight Clan Patriarch added:
"But if you don't practice for a day, you'll feel uncomfortable. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
As if grasping the hope, Shen Tianqi said: "Try it anyway." ”
The Moonlight Clan Patriarch said, "How are you trying? They are cultivating at the moment."
Shen Tianqi thought for a while, "Drink!"
"Drinking?"
The patriarch of the Moonlight Clan was stunned, "You want them to get drunk for a day and a night?"
Shen Tianqi nodded and said, "Even if you get drunk, you can earn it!"
The patriarch of the Moonlight Clan immediately asked, "Say, how many little girls have you deceived with this trick?"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"As soon as I opened my mouth, I came up with a way to get drunk with other girls, and at first glance, it was ** lake. ”
"Uh-huh, the Terran Supreme turned out to be a scumbag!"
The patriarch of the Moonlight Clan said angrily.
Shen Tianqi's black line slid down, but he didn't bother to defend at the moment, he said: "You just say if you can do it, it's over." ”
The patriarch of the Moonlight Clan patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, there is no problem at all." ”
"Wrapped up in me! I'm not drunk with a thousand glasses!"
Seeing that the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan was so confident, Shen Tianqi was also relieved, and he said, "Then the two of them will be handed over to you." ”
"I'm going to find another helper. ”
Shen Tianqi said.
"Okay, don't worry! Someone! Send me a jar of thousand-year-old godmother!"
Old godmother!
Moonlight patriarch special liquor!
The holy woman followed Shen Tianqi to Zhang's mansion.
As soon as he entered the mansion, he saw the calm celestial kneeling on the silver washboard at the moment.
Shen Tianqi hurriedly said: "I said calm! Don't do this big gift!"
"God... Why are you here?"
The calm celestial people are also a little confused.
Shen Tianqi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Calm down! The mission is over! Let's go, follow me to do another thing." ”
"Really... Really?"
The calm celestial man shed tears, and he said to the three buddies next to him who were washing clothes, plowing the land, and splitting durians: "See, my Emperor is going to pick me up! We are really going to fight on the battlefield together! Hahahahaha! I let you join the gang a long time ago and didn't listen, and now I regret it, right? Hahahaha! It's useless to regret it, you just look at it! Whahahahahaha!"
"I'm so excited!"
Looking at the appearance of such a sand sculpture of the calm celestial, Shen Tianqi fell into deep thought, I go, is it reliable to take him?
I haven't seen this guy for a few days, why did he become crazy?
"Woo woo! Lord Heavenly Emperor! You're finally here!"
"Quick, take me away! I want to fight with you!"
Calm the celestial and agitated Dao.
The calm celestial stood up, holding Shen Tianqi's arm at the moment, like a little wife.
Shen Tianqi's black line slid down, and then pushed him aside, "Okay, it's awkward." Let's go. ”
"Good!"
The calm celestial nodded, then turned to the three men who were still very confused and said, "Brothers, I'll go first! Goodbye! No! Never again! Wow Ka Ka Ka! I'm going to fight with the Emperor of Heaven!"
"Stop!"
Sister Zhang walked out with a fan in her hand at this time, "Who allowed you to go?"
Seeing this, Shen Tianqi touched the saintess next to him, and the saintess said in confusion: "Why are you touching me?"
Shen Tianqi was also stunned, "Aren't you going to say something?"
The saint pondered for a moment, "What's the matter with me here?"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi: "This sister, it's like this, I want to take him away, you can make a price." ”
"Yo, isn't this the man that Her Highness the Holy Maiden bought for three million?
Sister Zhang twisted her waist and walked in front of Shen Tianqi, "Do you want to buy him?" He is worth a few dollars, as long as you are willing to follow me, I will give him to you." ”
Calm celestial smiling face: Why is there such a big gap between this person and people?
Himself from a humble man to a humble appendage?
Gas!
Shen Tianqi waved his hand and said, "I can give you money, but please don't prostitute me in vain, I am also dignified." ”
Sister Zhang was slightly stunned when she heard Shen Tianqi's words, "Wow, you are different from other men I have met." There are many benefits to staying with my sister. ”
Shen Tianqi continued, "All you value is my freshness, but it's clear that we're not suitable, and if you have to ask me why, I can only say... Our freshness is not equal. ”
"Happy New Year. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Sister Zhang: "???"
Holy Maiden: "Blessing is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than Nanshan." ”
Shen Tianqi was circled, "Your Highness the Holy Maiden, what are you doing?"
The holy woman replied, "Didn't you tell me to say something? I don't know what to say, so I'll give you an early greeting." ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Sister Zhang: "......"
Dumb, dumb, really a dumb melon.
Shen Tianqi patted his forehead and said, "You tell Sister Zhang and let me take my people away." ”
The dumb saintess nodded, and then looked at Sister Zhang, "Sister Zhang, don't let him take this person away, detain him to death!"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"You... What are you doing?"
Shen Tianqi only felt that a mouthful of blood had gathered in his chest, and it was about to spurt away.
A dumb said: "You said that what men say is all backwords, so what you just said must be backwords." ”
"Am I right?"
"Am I a witty batch?"
Shen Tianqi: "Poof!"
Shen Tianqi spurted out a mouthful of blood, he never thought that he could be angry with a little girl liar in this world.
It's so damn hateful!
Sister Zhang nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll listen to Her Highness the Holy Maiden." ”
Shen Tianqi thought for a while, and hurriedly said, "I don't want him anymore!" Your Highness the Holy Maiden, you can help me explain to Sister Zhang." ”
Calm Celestial: "???"
Wow!
Cry out!
If you say you don't want it, don't you want it?
Is it really just an accessory?
Boom!
It's so sad!
Her Royal Highness the Holy Maiden fell into deep thought again, "Okay, Sister Zhang, you also listened to him, he doesn't want it, so be it." ”
"Happy New Year. ”
Sister Zhang: "......"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Calm Celestial: Don't say anything, I've cried like a dog.