Chapter 599: The Legendary Grasshopper
After everyone sat down, Cai Suzhen would never move the chopsticks, and Xiao Tao was just a scene...... Xue Ding sat next to Wu Guo and just poured wine vigorously, but the few little monsters who had been waiting impatiently for a long time were a new force, and after Wu Guo gave an order, they all put their hands together and opened their bows left and right...... Alas, there is no way, people die for money, demons die for food, what do you and these little monsters who grow in the wild know how to be polite and hygienic...... It's just a fool's dream, like a fantasy!
Suddenly, there was a burst of nonsense, and the wind swept away.
Except for the red rabbit girl, who eats quietly, the other four little monsters really eat differently, and they don't refuse...... The mouse king buried his little head directly into a large sea bowl, the little wolf king held a pig's trotter in one hand and looked left and right, pushing east and west, and the little bear king was even more exaggerated...... I saw that his bloody mouth was like a bottomless pit, and there was no superfluous movement...... As soon as he raised his hand and raised his neck, he threw a pork knuckle directly into his mouth!
Oh my God! No comparison, no harm! No matter how good other monsters are...... You still have to chew a few times when you eat, but this little bear king has a stone neck and a steel stomach...... It's completely a matter of ignoring and swallowing alive!
"Oops, Little Bear, eat slowly!Don't ......choke!" I've seen a splash, but I've never seen such a splash! At the same time, I saw a smile on the corner of my mouth...... What is a happy life? There is no doubt that let go of the belly and eat meat...... It's called a happy life!
Naturally, a happy life is extremely rare! Therefore, after these little monsters came to the side of the human race, not only did their bodies become stronger and stronger, but even their appetite became bigger and bigger! There is a sky outside the sky, and there are demons outside the demons...... Especially this new little bear king! Not only was he born with a tiger's back, but he also devoured food...... Ahem! I only knew there was an elbow maniac before...... Now I know that there is even an elbow eating maniac!
What do you say? You only know how to eat, and you don't have any pursuit of being a human being? Ahem! You're really a dead reader! The few people sitting opposite you are all wild little monsters...... They're not human at all! Where do they get what they want?
Then again, no matter how much you pursue, you can't compare to big fish and meat, and you have plenty of food and clothing! I'm picking instant noodles with chopsticks and chopsticks, but you're eating pork knuckle with a big mouthful...... You must be happier than me!
No one is a fool, instant noodles are more than a pound, and elbows are more than a pound...... Let's compare it a little and you will understand it all!
High consumption does not necessarily equal happiness...... But low consumption must be not very happy!
It's messed up!
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Wu Guo's injuries had not healed, and he barely grabbed a few chopsticks, and the meaning was stopped...... Looking at the few little monsters who were gobbling up, a smile appeared on the corner of their mouths...... At the beginning, he brought these little monsters out of the demon zone, and he didn't ask how they would get ahead in the future, get promoted and make a fortune...... As long as they live happily and happily, eat big every day, and live a carefree life...... One for people, one for demons...... He, the eldest brother, is also satisfied, and has a clear conscience!33
Yes, after all, a person's power is limited, there are thousands of monsters in the world, and he does not have the ability to give all the monsters a happy life...... He can only give these innocent and difficult cute little monsters in front of him a happy life!
Wholeheartedly, starting with me...... That's enough.
"Oh my God! There is no harm if there is no comparison! I used to eat a roast leg of lamb in the land of demons, and I thought it was already a delicacy in the world...... Now I know that the things I used to eat were simply the same as chewing wax! Alas! It's really pitiful to say! What do you think I can't chew on? I have been chewing wax for many years!" The little bear king was already eating with a mouth full of oil at this time, and suddenly saw Xue Dingbian drinking next to him, and suddenly his heart itched again, and he smiled: "Third Brother Xue, don't just care about drinking by yourself! Pour me a bowl to drink!"
"Children are not allowed to drink!" Wu Guo said, rolling his eyes.
"Brother Guo, what do you usually say at one time and another...... In the same way, the children of the world are also different! The children of your human race are born delicate, so naturally they cannot drink alcohol...... However, the children of our demon clan are all wild and strong, and they drink wine as if they are drinking cold water, and there is no problem at all! Hehe, you human children have blood flowing in their bodies, but our demon children have legendary alcohol in their bodies!" Is there any rich man in the world who doesn't drink? If you don't let us drink...... I ended up messing up...... Don't blame me!"
"......" Wu Guo was speechless for a moment...... Alas, these difficult little monsters! You say a word, he has three sentences waiting for you! I want to educate a few of them...... It's not something you can do in a day or two!
Just as he was entangled, a young man suddenly came from the front in a hurry...... Everyone looked at it, but it turned out to be the bad guy Ye who hurried after hearing the wind!
"Oops, isn't this a bad guy? I haven't seen you for a long time, it's very ...... Hehe, I lied to you! Although I haven't seen you for a long time, I don't miss it at all!" the little wolf king rolled his eyes and said. Regarding the sudden arrival of the bad guy Ye, the other little monsters also continued to eat and drink, and they didn't catch a cold at all...... Hmph! Lord Demon is the bloodline of the king of the demon clan, and now he has fallen into the fire pit of the bad guy Ye...... It's really blind! Who is this matchmaker? It's just a complete mess of mandarin duck scores! I really don't have any vision at all!
"Phew, what kind of bad guy Ye? not big or small, is that what you call the bad guy Ye? I haven't seen you in a few days...... Why are you still rude?" Zhao Ye was suddenly furious, and he was about to continue to scold a few words, but he suddenly remembered in his heart that he had come to ask for help...... I had no choice but to sit down beside Brother Guo, shook my head and sighed, "Brother Guo, how is this good? Nowadays, the monsters are more difficult than the other! These days, I have led a group of subordinates to wander around the Tibetan Jade Tower all day long...... But I didn't even find a single hair of the dog king! What? What did you say? Have I been poured under the table by a demon recently? cough! I'm not a person who doesn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth, and I don't know the priority...... The dog king has now become a big problem for me, and a heart is always in my throat...... Where are you still in the mood to drink flower wine!"
"Don't worry! Don't worry! Isn't the fourth little one already here today! Well, not only is the fourth little one here, but there is also a little bear king with big shoulders and a round waist!" Wu Guo smiled lightly, and immediately told Zhao Ye what he had just done: "In the capital, there are not only three sects and nine streams, but also the south and the north, and the crowds are crowded, we want to find a dog king, that is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack! And this matter is not the key to the dog king, the rat king is! The rat king is now like two grasshoppers on a rope...... As long as we find the Rat King, the Dog King will naturally not be able to escape!, so tomorrow let a few little guys go to the Jade Hidden Mansion to show their faces...... After you go back, tell Wanhuo Bao about this, and cooperate tomorrow...... The Little Wolf King made his debut and became a legendary upstart in the herbal world...... Hehe, the Rat King will naturally take the initiative to come to the door!"
As soon as the words of "......" came out, others were okay, but the little mouse rolled his eyes with great dissatisfaction, and was secretly annoyed in his heart: "How can you speak? It's embarrassing to let us be polite...... What are two grasshoppers on a rope? Who are grasshoppers? Even if the dog king is a grasshopper...... My dad is definitely not! If my dad becomes a grasshopper...... Phew, how can I be embarrassed? Phew, even if my father is a grasshopper, I am definitely not! Well, it's not that I'm ungrateful, and I'm a son of man in vain...... No! It's a rat in vain! Whether there are grasshoppers or not, the key is whether this thing is easy to say or not...... Catwoman would never marry a grasshopper!"
What's wrong with the youkai? Youkai aren't stupid! Female youkai marry for a happy life...... If you get married, you will become two grasshoppers on a rope...... A fool would marry you!
It's messed up!