Chapter 482: A Fool (Crazy and Funny)
Dugu Heng was pressed by the scalper to grin his teeth and scream, and the frightened scalper bounced and fled, but before Dugu Heng could slow down, a bigger disaster came.
Mimi jumped out of the crowd, jumped in front of Dugu Heng, smiled evilly, and shouted in a strange tone: "Dugu old thief, is it cool to fall, if you are not happy, do you want Lao Mi to give you a massage?"
Dugu Heng was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise: "Why are you?" Immediately, he was shocked and angry, and scolded: "It turns out that it was you who made it to the deer!"
Mimi shook her head, her expression was serious, and she looked wronged, and shouted: "No, no, no, no, Dugu old thief, I am very kind, I don't want to hurt you, I just treat you like this, it was all forced by my little ancestor, if you want to hate her, hate her!"
Dugu Heng glanced around, looking for something to beat people, and scolded angrily: "You deer is very bad, I believe you have a ghost, see if I don't smoke you to death!"
Mimi accepted Yun Shu'er's task, which was to rectify Dugu Heng, and when she saw that Dugu Heng still wanted to resist, her face was flat, and she shouted in a strange tone: "Yo he! You old guy who doesn't know whether to live or die, when you see your grandfather, you dare to have evil thoughts in your heart, it seems that you really owe it to clean up!"
Mi Mi's words did not fall, she lowered her head and used the antlers to rush at Dugu Heng's whole body, as if she was crazy, it was a burst of frenzy, and Dugu Heng rolled on the ground like a sandbag, that is, she was thrown into the air by the antlers, and Dugu Heng smashed to the ground.
The so-called beating people does not slap the face, our honey is not generally bad, when it stomps on Dugu Heng, the deer hooves are specially greeted on other people's faces, and in an instant, Dugu Heng's face is still a little human, and when he kicks the skin and flesh, the blood is dripping, it is really miserable!
In the "@明上河图" in the Soul Leaving Mirror, those picture characters, in fact, are Dugu Heng's murderous puppets, lacking the wisdom of real human beings, they only obey the orders of the formation master Dugu Heng, before the formation master does not issue a new order, they will never do anything else, such as at this moment, the formation master Dugu Heng is being trampled and destroyed by Mimi, before they received the master's order to protect the master, they are not afraid of the suffering of the master Dugu Heng, and they will not save it when they die!
Mimi kept jumping up and down, frantically kicking and rolling on the ground, wailing Dugu Heng, seeing Dugu Heng's subordinates walking past it one after another, but ignoring the rescue of Dugu Heng, and was surprised and happy, and shouted with a smile: "Haha! Dugu old thief, your Taoism is not enough, these subordinates who have been cultivated have no wisdom, they are all fools, they see their masters being beaten by others, and they don't know how to help, rescue, wonderful, really wonderful!"
Dugu Heng desperately protected his head and face with both hands, he only knew howling in pain, and he was really angry when he heard Mimi's ridicule, and at the same time he came to his senses, and hurriedly shouted at those stupid subordinates: "Some of you continue to pursue Qiu Huaici's dog thief, and some of you will come and save me!"
All the aborigines in "@明上河图" listened to the new order of the formation master Dugu Heng, not only did not pursue and intercept Qiu Huaici, nor did they rescue Dugu Heng, but stood in place, staring at Dugu fixedly, with a dull expression and a stupid appearance.
An old man scratched the back of his head, thought for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Formation Master, how many people are there who are chasing Qiu Huaici? How many people are there who are rescuing you? How many people are there who are part of you?"
Mimi was stunned, stared at the old man and asked in surprise, "You, you really don't know?"
The old man nodded, his brows furrowed, his expression solemn, and he exclaimed in distress: "He doesn't make it clear, that one can make it clear!"
Mi Mi snorted, happy, if it wasn't for being in the enemy formation, it would almost be faint with laughter, he continued to stomp and kick Dugu Heng frantically, and scolded with a smile: "Dugu Heng, you are really unprecedented, the big fool of the sky, look at you, the subordinates who have spent a lifetime of hard work to cultivate, are actually such a thing, you say you are stupid or not!"
Although Dugu Heng was ridiculed by Mimi, he was speechless, and he didn't have a temper at all, he looked at these subordinates who had no wisdom, he really couldn't cry or laugh, and suddenly felt that he had spent his hard work, but what he had practiced was a group of stupid people, think about it, he was really stupid!
Dugu Heng shouted at the old man: "You leave a hundred people, hammer me to death, torture me, this damn cheap deer, the rest of the people, continue to hunt and kill Qiu Huaici!"
The old man glanced around and asked, "Array Master, there are so many people here, do you want to leave those hundred people behind to rescue you?"
Dugu Heng listened to this stupid question, rolled his eyes in anger, and almost vomited blood, he held back the pain of Mimi's iron hooves hitting his body, raised his eyebrows at the old man, and roared sharply: "Ancestor, who you look at, just choose a hundred people yourself, hurry up!"
The old man's eyes lit up, he was enlightened, nodded with a smile, and hurriedly followed his master's order and began to select rescuers.
Because the master asked him to choose people who are pleasing to the eye as reinforcements, because he is an old man, the so-called old cow eats tender grass, he set out according to his own aesthetics, according to the master's requirements, and specially selected those beautiful and tender little girls and women as the rescue team.
The old man was interspersed in the crowd to choose beautiful women, it was originally just to find a few people to protect the formation master, what a simple thing, but now he actually made it into a beauty pageant.
Mimi saw that the old man was choosing the Praetorian Guard for Dugu Heng, and once the Praetorian Guard was formed, she had no choice but to do anything about Dugu Heng, so she took advantage of the fact that Dugu Heng's Praetorian Guard had not yet been successfully formed, and went crazy, and rushed at Dugu Heng is stormy kick and abuse.
Dugu Heng saw that the old man specially selected some beautiful women in the crowd to form Dugu Heng's bodyguard force, hesitated and considered, swallowed slowly, and looked serious and responsible, let him see, he really wanted to cry without tears, and there was no love in life!
The old man finally chose the rescue team, and when he was ready to rescue Dugu Heng, he saw that Dugu Heng had already staggered to his feet, unrecognizable, covered in blood.
The old man glanced around, and there was still Mimi's figure, and asked in surprise, "Array Master, where is the deer who bullied you just now?"
Dugu Heng's eyes breathed fire, his face was hideous, and he stared at the old man with devouring eyes, at this moment, he really wanted to cut the old man in front of him with a thousand knives and break his body into thousands of pieces, in order to vent the hatred in his heart.
However, a few breaths passed.
Dugu Heng retracted his mind again, his expression relaxed, and he gave up, because the reason why this subordinate lacked wisdom and wisdom was caused by his poor consideration when he was the leader of the formation, and it was not the fault of the other party;
Besides, this old man is just a humanoid puppet, he is a human being, he is the leader of the formation, as the leader of the formation, is it possible to be angry with one of his own puppets?
Dugu Heng looked around, looked at these stupid dolls, sighed, shook his head and smiled bitterly, that is, don't care about them.
Dugu Heng stood up straight, closed his eyes, and shook his whole body a few times, as if shaking an erected porcelain piece, with a creaking sound, the bones on his body that were kicked and broken by Mimi were automatically connected, and the scars on his body were also healed, and the blood stains on his face were wiped off, and his face was restored to its former intact appearance.
Dugu Heng healed his own pain at a speed visible to the naked eye, he crooked his neck, twisted his shoulders, waved his arms, moved his muscles and bones, sighed softly, breathed a long sigh of relief, opened his eyes, his expression was relaxed, and he had a comfortable expression.
Dugu Heng disbanded the beauty group organized by the old man, and personally selected a hundred young and strong teenagers to protect his safety.
Dugu Heng looked at the direction of Qiu Huaici's escape, his eyes were cold, he snorted, a wicked smile appeared on his face, and muttered: "Qiu Huaici, Yun Shu'er, this is my formation, I am the master here, you fell into my formation, and you still want to hurt me, don't you think it's too easy, it's too funny?"
Dugu Heng issued a clear order to those puppets again, shouting: "Except for the hundred strong men who protect me, the rest of the people should not hurry up and arrest Qiu Huai Ciyun Shu'er, the southern suburbs, and Lao Mi's cheap deer!"
Except for a hundred young strong men who protected Dugu Heng, staying by Dugu Heng's side and protecting Dugu Heng, the rest of the puppets were crazy again, and they swarmed to chase in the direction of Qiu Huaici's escape.