Chapter 137: Chanting the Fruit
"Phew! Everyone is gone now, what do you have to look at with your neck stretched out! Well, even if you want to see, can you build a pergola with your hands again......!" After the array was far away, seeing that the harmful fruit was still a reluctant look looking at it from afar, Cai Su was really annoyed, and immediately repeated the old trick, pinching him heavily on the arm, and whispered coquettishly: "If you are really reluctant in your heart, just catch up with her and follow her now! Anyway, with your three-inch incorruptible tongue, you must be able to turn over the river and the sea when you reach the fox's den, like a fish in water...... Not only did you fulfill your wish, but it also made me feel quiet in front of me! Well, I hate those who are in Cao Ying's heart the most in my life...... Fox's Nest! Walk Away, Leave Early, Leave Quietly!"
cough! Close to Zhu is red, close to ink is black! I have been with the chatter for a long time...... The tsundere queen who used to cherish words like gold is now about to become a chatterbox!
That demon fox is very cunning and difficult, I just looked at it intently...... Aren't you afraid that she will suddenly kill a horse gun!" After hearing his daughter-in-law's coquettishness, the killer woke up, secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and forced himself to laugh: "In ancient times, when the two armies clashed and fought, when the enemy was defeated and retreated, they had to carefully check the enemy's rutted footprints or something...... I was just concentrating on observing the demon fox's departure! Hehe, don't worry, my heart will always live in your camp, and I can't get rid of it!"
"Phew! What trajectory can a light fluttering cloud have! I'm afraid that you are secretly proud in your heart now! Even if it's not love at first sight, that little demon queen is also very fond of you......" Cai Suzhen looked at the harmful fruit suspiciously, and complained in a low voice: "When I come, Xiao Tao still let me watch you firmly, don't be fascinated by those fox spirits...... This time it's good! I didn't pay attention, but I was hooked by the biggest and most powerful vixen!"
Hey! This time the appearance of the demon fox made even the arrogant queen have a sense of crisis!
It's no wonder that she has a sense of crisis! If it's an ordinary woman, she naturally doesn't worry, although the little bad guy is lively, his vision is quite high, and it's not that any crooked melon and cracked date can be eyed!
However, there is a specialization in the art industry, if it is about the technique of confusing and seducing men...... If the little demon queen thinks that she is ranked second, there is no other woman in the world who dares to say that she is the first!
Not only was it born...... Phew! What is born! Is that getting good! Not only has he become so enchanting, but he dares to say anything...... Born with no idea what it means to be reserved!
The whole thing is a mess!
"Oh! Do you think she's a discerning hero? It's clear that she's sowing discord! As I just said, she is doing business, reciting scriptures, and so on, and her heart is actually like a mirror, and although she has a look of sudden realization and remorse on her face, she is actually just confusing others! Even if she finally turns around and leaves, she is definitely not in a hurry to go home and clean up anything, but your daughter-in-law, your strength is amazing, and your swordsmanship is too powerful...... In fact, those are all false, and they will never be as affordable as if you draw your sword in your hand!" Seeing that his daughter-in-law was jealous, Wu Guo knew that he was invincible, and after a few words of rhetoric, he hurriedly looked left and right and said about it: "All evil demon foxes are flashing, let's not kill each other here now! Besides, Brother Chen is still waiting on the side! Let's hurry up and get down to business!"
"Hmph!" Cai Suzhen glanced at the harmful fruit, but he stopped complaining.
"Brother Chen, I haven't seen you for eight years, I don't know if it's always good?" Wu Guo smiled and hugged his fist at Chen Million and said: "That demon fox was present just now, I was afraid that she would see that something was not beautiful, so I didn't say too much to Brother Chen...... Please forgive Brother Chen for the neglect!"
"It's obvious...... It's not good at all! It's not as good as you!" Just now, when the little demon queen turned to leave, as the wanted one...... Chen Million also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he still didn't have the slightest intention of being grateful for the harm to others, and he didn't want to deal with him, so he said bluntly at the moment: "The green mountains don't change, the green water ...... Phew! Where does the land of demons come from! Let's say goodbye, and we will meet indefinitely!"
Snubb a fart!
Too lazy to pay attention to you!
Lao Tzu will let you know what is called slackness now!
The greatest neglect in the world...... Just don't say a word, turn around and leave!
Hide from you like a plague god!
cough! If you don't hide, you can't do it! Who calls it good to hurt people's lives and find a good daughter-in-law! Two fists are hard to beat with four hands, and now that he has not avenged his revenge, it is better to hide and go!
A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late!
What's more, he's not a gentleman yet!
When he is at the top of the day, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom!
I'll settle accounts with you when the time comes!
"Hey, Brother Chen, don't be in a hurry to leave! I came to the land of demons this time, and I came to the land of demons specifically to find you!" Wu Guo saw Chen Million turn around and want to leave, and immediately became anxious, ......and shouted loudly: "Who will come to the land of demons without anything, and hide behind a big rock in the light rain! Hehe, I can't beat him, so I want to ask Brother Chen to help us!"
"Huh, you can't beat Qingrin Zhenren side by side?" Chen Million was subconsciously surprised at first, and then he only blinked a few times before he figured it all out! Refused to stop at the moment, turned around and left: "You made a mistake this time! First, I will never help you; second, even if we help you, the three of us will never be able to beat him!"
No one is a fool, there are only demon saints in the one hundred and eighty miles around here, and the two of you can't beat them together!
What are you kidding! Just three Yuan Babies want to fight with the Demon Saint? Eight years ago, on Tongtian Peak, there were five Yuan Babies standing in front of Chen Bing Million!
Phew! Don't mention Chen Bing Million to me! As soon as I mention this Chen Million, my heart is on fire!
When you Lao Tzu and a group of people shamelessly besieged my ancestor, in the end, the ancestor fell, not to mention, even took me to be displaced, and suffered for eight years! It's good that I didn't give you a sword when I met, and you still want me to help you!
Even if there is no father's debt to pay for the son's debt, I will give you a sword to breathe out of my chest! As for whether you die or not...... Then it's up to your luck!
Want me to help you?
Have a sweet dream!
Even if you have a sweet dream, there must be a limit, okay!
Although I heard that you have also been hiding in the snowy mountains for eight years...... That's because you're stupid!
What was wrong at the beginning, I wanted to be a sacrificial baby!
You're a nine-life cat!
Since you have been a life-sacrificing baby, you must have the consciousness of sacrificing your life and family!
Sure enough, in the end, both were defeated, not only were the big peaches picked by others, but also the family left a hard-working baby, one to the north to escape, and the other to the west!
You're completely self-inflicted! And I'm the most innocent of all, okay!
Not only is he innocent, but he is also the unluckiest one!
The fruit fell from the branches, but it hit my head...... Who am I going to reason with!
Phew! What are you talking about with him! It's serious to hurry up! When you see this harmful fruit, you can't get angry!
The true qi in my Jade Mansion was cultivated by my own hard work, not by this harmful fruit!
Don't leave it at that, there will be no time in the future!
"Oh! Actually, it's not a fight with the demon saint, just hold him off for a while! Don't be in a hurry to leave! I'm asking for a price, you can sit on the ground and pay back, and everyone can open up and say what conditions you have!" Chen Million's reaction at this time was naturally expected by Wu Guo, he was not panicked, and he had a profiteer expression on his face, and shouted loudly: "I said it just now! Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read! The little demon queen has it at home, and I have it at home...... And Brother Chen also has a book at home! This time, Brother Chen will help me recite the sutra first...... After that, I'll help Brother Chen read it again! Come and don't be rude, no one will suffer!"
......Before Chen Million could react, Cai Suzhen couldn't help but laugh and cry: "This is a harmful fruit that kills people and doesn't pay for their lives! I naturally like to bargain with people! But since I saw the little demon just now...... How did he just change his body...... All of a sudden, it becomes the fruit of chanting! No matter who you see, you must recite the sutra first! In case he becomes addicted to chanting in the future, he will become a monk again...... What can I do? Phew! I don't think you need to practice anymore!
If chanting is useful, then who wants to hold a butcher's knife in their hands!
Splashed with blood, don't you need to do laundry?
It's really full!
"Oh, I don't know which one is the hard-to-read scripture at home?" After hearing Wu Guo's words, Chen Million really stopped slowly, turned his head to look at Wu Guo, and his dead gray eyes were full of solemnity: "If anything...... But I don't know how the little national teacher will help me read it in the future?"
"Ahem, then there is no need to say! There are scriptures that are difficult to read in other people's homes...... At most, there are two books, but it is difficult for Brother Chen's family to read...... That's like a hill that almost fills the whole room!Well, the most difficult book to read must be the victory!" Wu Guo was not pretentious, he just smiled calmly: "Well, there are many difficult scriptures...... But there is also an advantage, that is, if you have too much debt, you don't have to worry, and if you have too many lice, you won't itch! As long as I help Brother Chen read the most difficult one, the rest of the stinky fish and rotten shrimp will not be solved in the end!"
As the saying goes, you don't expose people's shortcomings, and you don't hit people in the face...... How can this harmful fruit come up and expose people's shortcomings!
There are too many lice, and it doesn't itch...... It's not you who is itchy!
Although Chen Million is still motionless, his heart is instantly overturned!
It's as if you've been hit head-on by countless thunderbolts, and you can't move anymore!
Yes, it's easy to deceive others, but it's hard to deceive yourself!
Yes, a scripture that is difficult to read in other people's homes...... At most, there are only one or two books, but there are a lot of scriptures that are difficult to read at home!
A difficult scripture is enough of a headache, and he ...... It's like being pressed against countless mountains!
Victory, Yu Hongskirt, Yu Qingshan, Fengyi Pavilion, Zhao Kaige...... Which one is not a big man who stomps his feet and the world trembles!
And that peerless magic soldier is full of Jiang Hong!
It's a headache to think about!
Sometimes...... He didn't even dare to think about it!
It's all in vain to think about it!
If thinking about it can solve the problem, then why should he suffer so much and suffer so many sins!
Could it be that this hurts people...... What's the trick of it? Or do you just stand there and talk about it?
Phew! Let's hear what he has to say!
Anyway, I don't want money!
This harmful fruit has not only been a talker since he was a child, but also likes to pretend to be a ghost! I think that most of them are now playing tricks and telling their mouths...... Then it's never too late to give him a sword and go!
You want me to help him?
Can you solve the problem by moving your mouth up and down?
Joke!
Even if the tongue is bright, what is the use of reading the scriptures well!
The weapon of criticism can never replace the weapon of criticism!