Chapter 5: Welcome to My Funeral!

Xiao Wu felt that the world was joking with him. If you don't want to cultivate, you are forced to cultivate, but now you can cultivate, and the result is that "if you want to practice divine skills, you must first go from the palace". How else to play?

Do you want the old man to change his technique? The loud shouts in his mind, "Old man, old man, old man, white-bearded old man......" did not respond.

Well, Xiao Wu admitted defeat and began to shout again in his mind, "Great God, Great God, Great Immortal......" This time there was no movement at all, and there was a snoring sound in his head.

Where did you come from? You bad old man, you are very bad! If you don't come out, you won't come out, is Lao Tzu really going to the palace? Don't be in a hurry, see which of us is in a hurry first.

If you want to quit the sea of knowledge, since you're here, let's take a look at this world!

The white-bearded great immortal didn't snort at this time, and sulked in Xiao Wuzhihai. This is the end? Don't beg me? What's the situation? The great immortal can't understand Xiao Wu's brain circuit, so he wants to give Xiao Wu a dismount, why don't you play cards according to the routine?

Xiao Wu pushed open the door, and a small servant ran over. This little guy should be seventeen or eighteen years old, but he has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and he is full of flattering looks on his face.

"Young Master, are you alright? Would you rather go and eat something first, or go to see the funeral?"

"What funeral?" Xiao Wu was stunned, who died?

"You're dead!"

Xiao Wu raised his hand and gave the little guy a slap, "You're just dead! He misses the feel of the old fairy's head a little, although it is hard, but it does feel like a shot.

The little guy bowed his waist and said happily, "Young master, it's too lively! The officials of the DPRK and China are almost halfway here, and I heard that the emperor is about to issue an order for the funeral, and the lord of our family is sad and resting. ”

Xiao Wu's mood was a little incoherent, so he grabbed the little guy and let him lead the way, and went straight to the front hall.

But I saw that white lanterns were raised in the courtyard and white curtains were hung, and it really looked like a funeral. Looking at the courtyard again, there were many people wearing official uniforms, with strips of white cloth tied around their waists.

Surrounded in the middle is his cheap father Xiao Zicheng who is here, not to mention, he looks exactly the same as Xiao Wu Earth's father when he was young.

's mother, Zhang Lanying, was not here, thinking that it was to deal with the officials of the DPRK and China, and the female dependents were not very suitable, so she left.

I only heard Xiao Zicheng saying, "My son is fine, my son is fine." "There was embarrassment on his face.

He asked the housekeeper to buy the white cloth, and the housekeeper was quick to buy it, so how could the main family settle down in this funeral?

The Xiao family is a big figure in Beijing, and Xiao Zicheng is a celebrity in front of the emperor and a member of the cabinet...... So the mourners brought gifts in an endless stream.

Xiao Wu looked at the front yard, and there were officials arriving one after another, and as soon as he entered the door, he covered his face with his hands and cried loudly. Most of them said "virtuous nephew~" and then cried and shook the sky.

Xiao Wu looked at Coke, patted the long shirt he had been wearing since he woke up, walked forward with a smile, bowed to the group of ministers, and said as he walked, "Welcome to the funeral of the little nephew, you seem to come, what else do you bring!"

Those who have already understood the truth under Xiao Zicheng's explanation are fine, but those who cried as soon as they entered the door were miserable, and when they saw Xiao Wu's hippie smiling face, they sat on the ground in fright, and their crying stopped.

Xiao Wu smiled, walked to Xiao Zicheng's side, bowed, looked at the face that looked very similar to his father, and there was nothing in his heart, "Father, the child is fine." ”

Xiao Zi's embarrassed face was a little uncomfortable when he saw Xiao Wu's behavior.

I still have some points in my heart about what kind of goods my son is, and the urine sex that greeted others just now is right. Now it's really uncomfortable to greet yourself so politely.

But in the end, it was the person who had seen the big scene, and nodded at his son, "Wu'er has recovered, bow to your uncles, after all, everyone is also worried about your safety." ”

After Xiao Wu obediently saluted everyone, Xiao Zicheng said again, "Since everyone is here, it is not easy to get together." Tonight, we will set up a banquet at my house, and we will talk about poetry and wine together, and I hope you will not refuse. ”

There's nothing Xiao Wu doing here. According to Xiao Zicheng's meaning, Xiao Wu should attend the dinner and toast everyone to thank him. But Xiao Wutui said that he was still a little unwell and left.

Xiao Wu is still a little curious about this world, and there is really a lack of entertainment in this place where there is no TV and no computer, so he took the little guy and went out.

Seeing this, the little maid hurriedly followed, "Young master, should we still go to Xiaoxiang Tower?" isn't this appropriate? Miss Yunxiang ......"

Xiao Wu stood on the street, a little unwilling to talk to this person. But if you don't say it, you can't do it, you're so unbearable? When you come out, you have to go to Xiaoxiang Building, how can this sound like the name of a green building!

"Why, in your eyes, is your young master so bad?"

The little guy said with a smile, "Young master, what you said, Lao Tzu is a hero bastard, Lao Tzu is a bastard." ”

Is this what people say? Xiao Wu froze, "What do you mean?"

"You mean, having a good dad doesn't have to be in vain. If you don't have a good father, you have to work hard. The little guy said proudly.

"Hehe, you are so talented, does your mother know?" Xiao Wu shook his head and walked forward, also obeying this little guy.

"Young master, you just need to know. The little guy took two steps to follow.

"Young master, if you want me to say, let's go to the Cuihong Pavilion, the old bustard came several times two days ago, and asked me if the young master was awake, let me take you to see the new girl in her family!"

"Get out!"

"Young master, it's been a long time since you've called me by that name!" the little guy was a little excited.

"Wait a minute, what's your name?"

The little guy's waist is straight, and his thumb is scraped horizontally under the bridge of his nose, which is full of momentum.

"The little name was given by the young master himself, and his full name is Gong! Everywhere the young master goes, he wants all the little gangsters who don't enter the stream to get out!"

What's the broken name, as for being so proud? Quan Gong? Okay, I won't call this guy away when I shout in the future, and I have to happily post it.

"I mean......" Xiao Wu wanted to explain, "Forget it, we won't go to Qinglou in the future, and we won't go again." ”

The little guy was stunned for a moment, and then said sadly, "Young Master, are you scared of being beaten by the Nine Kings Prince? ”

Xiao Wu slapped him on the back of the head.

"Who is so afraid? Lao Tzu is a man with a wife!"

After Xiao Wu finished speaking, he remembered that Ruan Xia was a little lonely again, "Forget it, you don't understand, let's go to the restaurant, and the young master will invite you to dinner." ”

Desheng Building. A famous restaurant in the capital is said to be backed by a certain big man. Therefore, it not only sits in the most prosperous area, but also has a retired imperial chef.

The restaurant has three floors, and it looks like a shining scenery in this place where there are no high-rise buildings. Sitting in front of the window on the third floor, a shopkeeper ran up.

"Guest, what would you like to eat?"

Xiao Wu looked at the food sign on the wall and was a little stunned, this dish was too inconvenient, and then looked at Quan Gon beside him.

"Have you eaten here?"

Quan Gon looked at Xiao Wu, "Young master, we only eat flower wine, and we haven't been to the hotel." Otherwise, let's go to the Emerald Red Mansion......"

"Stop!" Xiao Wu had a black line in his head, which still makes people not want to be a good youth?

"What's so delicious about you?"

The shopkeeper smiled, "We are the resigned imperial chef here, everything is delicious!"

"What's that? Xiao Wu looked at the food sign on the wall, a little difficult to choose.

"Young master, why don't we order according to the rules of the old flower wine?" Quan Gon said.

Xiao Wu nodded, although he didn't know what the rules were for eating flowers and wine, but he definitely didn't know the situation as well as this little guy.

I saw Jeon standing up, one foot on the chair, showing a heroic look. In an instant, the eyes shot out of Tuhao's temperament, as if he had the meaning of pointing out the country.

I saw Quan Gon wave his big hand, "Shopkeeper!

??? Xiao Wu was fascinated, and the diners looked sideways.

The guy was stunned on the spot, what do you mean to fry a wall? I haven't seen it.

Quan Gon waved his hand again, "Look at what, let you fry a wall, just pull it out and let my young master taste it." Don't talk nonsense, my young master likes fresh!"

You're a cow! You're really a girl in the green building.