"I say!

The river god said with some bitterness:

"It's... But... Where the hell does this begin?"

Lan Tiezhu sneered and said, "As long as you don't start with Pangu. ”

The river god pondered for a while, "Then I'll start with Nuwa mending the sky." ”

Blue Iron Pillar: "???"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Shen Tianqi frowned and said, "Tell me quickly, what the hell is going on!"

Seeing Shen Tianqi so angry, Lan Tiezhu instantly realized that it was time to exert his temperament as a second dog at this moment, and immediately slapped it with a big mouth, "Our Heavenly Emperor asked you something." ”

"Boom!"

The river god covered his face and cried, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, it's like this. ”

"Originally, I was being whipped by the river, but the patriarch suddenly sent someone to call me, saying that I could atone for my guilt, and that I only needed to drink and drink one person. ”

"As you know, I am a river god, and I am a parallel import. When I'm fine, I like water, water, water. ”

"So, I'm really able to water. ”

So the patriarch told me to keep drinking and pour her down. ”

The river god pointed at Hongyan, but then gritted his teeth and said:

"But I didn't expect this girl to be so drinkable!"

The patriarch called a detachment, and she drank it down. ”

"I couldn't hold it anymore after two hours of drinking, so I came out under the pretext of peeing. ”

"When I came back to take a look after I had slept in the river again, I met you two. ”

Lan Tiezhu frowned and said, "What are you looking at? Are you trying to premeditate?"

However, as soon as Lan Tiezhu finished speaking, he patted his head and sighed: "I almost forgot, you are a yin and yang person, rotten ass." ”

River God: "???"

Do you think you're humorous?

Well, you're the big guy you bull B.

Woooooo

I'm pathetic!

Lan Tiezhu snorted coldly and said, "Are you still a river god? dare to claim to be a parallel import? I think you are a water B." ”

The river god smiled, not daring to refute.

"How much can this drink?"

"You can't drink her, you can only say that you are spicy chicken. ”

The river god smiled, I don't refute, I just quietly watch you cry and beg for mercy and admit defeat later.

See who's spicier when the time comes, and see who should laugh at whom.

Well!

Spicy Chicken laughs at Spicy Chicken, everyone is Spicy Chicken.

Lan Tiezhu flicked his sleeves and walked in front of Hongyan, "How do you play?"

Hongyan said lightly: "It's over after drinking." ”

"Oh?"

"Interesting. ”

Lan Tiezhu raised his eyebrows, and his face showed disdain.

Immediately picked up a jar of wine and poured it directly into his mouth, and after a jar of wine went down, Lan Tiezhu sneered and said, "Girl, don't say that I bullied you later." I'll drink two jars to one jar for you. ”

"How?"

Hongyan said lightly: "Feel free." ”

So in the following time, Lan Tiezhu drank two jars of red face and one jar.

And Shen Tianqi was on the side trying to wake up Gu Moran and the Moonlight Clan Patriarch.

Gu Moran had already fallen asleep, and the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan was leaning on the door drunkenly.

Shen Tianqi patted her face, "Hey, wake up." ”

Not awake yet.

Shen Tianqi saw it in a TV series in his previous life, and it is said that as long as a basin of water is poured on a person's face, that person will be extremely sober.

But...

Where is the water?

Or?

Try my saliva?

Forehead...

Shen Tianqi had already made up his brain, and the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan was wielding two kitchen knives to chase after him.

Shen Tianqi looked at the river god, and the river god trembled.

"Big guy, what's wrong with big guy?"

"Something you talk about. ”

The river god is weak.

"You..."

"Isn't there a lot of water?"

Splash it in her face. ”

Shen Tianqi said.

The river god's lips turned pale and said, "I... I'm afraid of being cut. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"I don't care, you have to wake her up with water, or I'll cut you first. ”

Shen Tianqi said viciously.

MD！

You don't have enough water for me to use, and you're still twisting and kneading here.

What's the matter?

Do you want to pretend to be pure milk?

Under Shen Tianqi's coercion, the river god agreed.

I saw him put his fingers together, and then...

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"I'm going to let you wake her up or wake her up, what are you doing with her?"

Shen Tianqi was speechless.

"Wait..."

"Charge up. ”

The river god smiled confidently, then turned into a shot and then into a column of water!

It was splashed on the face of the patriarch of the Moonlight Clan as if he didn't want money.

The Moonlight Clan Patriarch opened her eyes, and then another jet of water sprayed into her face.

Moonlight Patriarch: "???"

"Okay! I'm sober!

The patriarch of the Moonlight Clan scolded directly.

Shen Tianqi: "......"

The river god shuddered, and was instantly bored.

"Clan... Patriarch, it's none of my business... It was Shen Tianqi who asked me to do this. ”

The river god hurriedly cleared himself of responsibility.

Shen Tianqi also said: "Yes, it is true that I asked him to do this." ”

That's the truth, and we can't lie.

The Moonlight Clan Patriarch glanced at Shen Tianqi, then looked at the river god and said, "I want to beat you, do you need a reason?"

River God: "......"

"I just wanted to hit you, what's wrong?"

River God: "......"

"I'll hit you, do you have an opinion?"

River God: "......"

The three consecutive questions of the patriarch of the moonlight clan hit the key point and made the river god miserable.

What's going on...

The more I got mixed up, the more I went back...

Ay!

Sure enough, once out of power, people are not as good as dogs.

Shen Tianqi hurriedly changed the topic and asked, "What the hell is going on?" I didn't let you drink with them, why did you drink like a bear?"

Hearing this, the corners of the Moonlight Clan Patriarch's mouth twitched slightly, "Do you know how good you are?"

"Lady, I have lived for so many years, and it is the first time that I have encountered the same as drinking boiled water. ”

"And after drinking hundreds of jars, his face didn't change..."

"That senior sister of yours has done it, and when she woke up, she and I drank with your wife. Outcome... Your senior sister poured three cups of goods..."

"No, three sips of wine to be exact. ”

"So I pulled Dumb and a detachment of people over and took turns drinking with your wife..."

"Did you see that..."

"Drink a big piece of it, and your family is still like drinking boiled water. ”

"Serve! I'm convinced! I'm completely convinced! I've drunk all the wine for the rest of my life in one day and one night. ”

"I smell alcohol now and I'm nauseous. ”

The Moonlight Clan Patriarch frowned.

"No more..."

"The old man can't drink..."

"Grandma's legged, why do you drink the same as drinking water?"

The sound of the blue iron pillar egg hurting came.

"Ouch, it's a bit of a head. ”

"Old, old..."

"No, you still owe me a jar. ”

Hongyan said dissatisfied.

Lan Tiezhu was miserable, and hurriedly said:

"Heroine, father, mother, grandmother, grandfather, grandmother, grandfather. ”

"I don't drink it, I really don't drink it. ”

"I admit defeat, I'm a spicy chicken. ”