Text Chapter 223 Stinky Fart
"Senior brother, this is a flying lynx puppet based on Xiao Ash, right? Han Yuanlong praised from the bottom of his heart.
"This is my evaluation work, in fact, this is a joint production of the three great masters of Tiangang City, I just drew a design drawing. Ding Yi said sincerely.
Han Yuanlong stared at the puppet flying lynx for a while and said, "Senior brother, you said that if you let this flying lynx puppet walk around in the forest, will it seduce Xiao Ash out?"
Ding Yi said: "I can't say this clearly, but you can try." ”
"You go to participate in the Qinglian Championship, what will you do with the morning exercise in the future? There are also five-person competitions, ten-person competitions, without you, it is really a little difficult to play. Han Yuanlong was a little unconfident.
"Every night in the future, everyone will work hard and practice more, you have to believe me, the power of the formation is not just the superposition of power, if you run smoothly and cooperate without gaps, the ten-person competition should be difficult, but the five-person competition is still certain. Yuanlong, you have to have confidence, you have to believe in yourself, and you have to believe in your teammates. Besides, during my absence, wouldn't it be nice for you to train with everyone? ”
"Yuanlong, I know you like to fight alone, if it weren't for Senior Brother and me, you wouldn't want to carry this beam at all, but at present, you are the only one to carry this banner of the New Dragon Camp, no way, who made Brother so good." Ding Yi said with a smile.
During the meal, Zhou Yu found Ding Yi: "Ding Yi, I just thought of a good idea, you see if this will work, tomorrow you go to the PTZ, you deliberately complain about your young age, high training intensity, and your body can't stand it, and then challenge the weakest substitute, it is best to be knocked down by the other party, so that Qinglian competes for hegemony, you don't have to participate, how about coming back to help me?"
Ding Yi stared at him like an idiot, and Zhou Yu himself was embarrassed.
"I know it won't work, but don't forget, I made a bet with the knife handle at the time, and you and Yuanlong were both present. Zhou Yu said depressedly.
Ding Yi said with a smile: "After all, I am a person from the New Dragon Gate, before Senior Brother Liu's subordinates did not lie down on me, he can never say that their Young Tiger Battalion is stronger than our New Dragon Gate, and there is also Yuan Long, as long as Yuan Long can win the individual competition, and then the five-person competition will defeat them, our New Dragon Gate still has a great chance, isn't it?"
Zhou Yu is not as optimistic as Ding Yi, but his mood has improved.
Ding Yi twisted his head towards the table where the young tiger camp was eating, and happened to be Liu Wen, the knife handle, looking over here. Liu Wen's expression was a little complicated.
Ding Yi put down the dishes and chopsticks and said to Zhou Yu: "Lose your company." He got up and walked straight to the table at the Tiger Cubs.
Zhao Min said: "Ding Yi, what are you doing here?" Zhao Min and Liu Houqiang were put together by Ding Yi and them last semester, and they are very hostile to Ding Yi until now.
Liu Wen slapped Zhao Min on the top of his head, looked at Ding Yi and said, "Something?"
Ding Yi nodded, Liu Wen got up and stood up, turned around and walked to an empty table in the distance, pulled out the bench and sat down. Ding Yi followed and sat down across from him.
"Senior Brother Liu should have heard about me and Vice Principal Yang going to the assessment, right? This time we went to Tiangang City, and this time we were fortunate to meet Grand Master Haibingwei, and the Grand Master personally instructed me and taught me a few methods of forging. Ding Yi said.
Liu Wen's interest in the knife handle was really hooked.
"If you have a chance, Senior Brother Liu should go to Tiangang City to go around, that is the holy place for a refiner like Senior Brother Liu, I picked two books on forging, the Grandmaster-level Cold Tempering Method and the Water Refining Method, I guess you will definitely be interested." I'll send it to you when we get back to camp. ”
Liu Wendao: "Senior Brother Ding, you have a heart, so that you can't represent the new dragon gate in the competition, I actually can't stand you." ”
Ding Yi smiled: "That's because I'm going to participate in the more challenging Qinglian Tournament." ”
Liu Wendao: "Didn't the junior brother blame me?"
Ding Yi said: "It can't be completely blamed Senior Brother, after all, our New Longmen has made a lot of preparations and efforts for the big competition at the end of the year, and you also know Senior Brother Zhou's personality, but I want to ask Senior Brother Liu for one thing." ”
"Is Dabi releasing water? That's impossible. Not only can't I do that, but I don't think the dragon will accept it. Liu Wendao.
Ding Yi said: "I'm talking about the initial bet you made in the Sacrifice Cliff, after all, I am a part of the New Dragon Gate, even if the Young Tiger Camp finally wins the New Dragon Gate in the big competition at the end of the year, it can't be regarded as really winning us, Senior Brother Liu, right? I think why don't the two of you just let this bet be invalidated, the big competition is just a camp exchange, why bother with the two of you."
What about the personal grievances? Senior Brother Liu is a hero and hero with greater strength than my unreliable Senior Brother Zhou, I wonder if you can deign to be noble, sell your little brother a face, and take the initiative to scrap this gambling contract?"
Liu Wen, the knife handle, stared at Ding Yi for a long time, and then said: "Ya's thorn dragon is so blessed, there are a large number of confidants outside, and there are loyal little brothers like Senior Brother Ding, this bet is not very interesting, don't worry, I will tell Thorn Dragon in private."
Ding Yi, seriously, I didn't expect you to participate in the Qinglian Championship so early. The dragon and I didn't even qualify for the campus tryouts, and we are all inferior to you. Not surprisingly, you can still participate in the two Blue Lotus Tournaments and the White Lotus Tournament, this is the first person in the history of Xuanzang Academy, not to mention anything else, come on, what will be useful for senior brother in the future, just one sentence. ”
Ding Yi nodded. The two left amicably.
Zhou Yu looked at Ding Yi suspiciously. Ding Yi didn't wait for him to open his mouth and said, "I didn't embarrass you, don't worry, I just told him to come back this time and bring back two forging books for him." ”
Back in Zangfeng Valley, Jiang Yuhan had been waiting for him here for a while.
In the afternoon, I took Jiang Yuhan and Zhu Yugang to the Xuanji Club. Halfway through, Ding Yi released the flying lynx puppet.
This flying cat puppet can't be too far away from Ding Yi, otherwise Ding Yi will lose control of it, and let the flying cat follow them towards Shiping Mountain in the Luming Forest. Ding Yi hoped to be able to lure out Xiao Ash, and Jiang Yuhan and Zhu Yugang cooperated to shout Xiao Ash, but obviously this wave of operations was not successful.
Everyone in the Xuanji Club was also very happy to see Ding Yi returning, but Ding Yi didn't expect Ying Hua to be there. In fact, Yinghua took advantage of Ding Yi's absence to contract a lot of private work.
Seeing Ding Yi come back, he was still a little weak-hearted.
Ding Yi opened the formation of the inner cave and put the books brought back from Tiangang City this time on the bookshelf of the inner cave. After checking the layout of the cave and seeing that everything was normal, I walked out of the inner cave.
In the past ten days, everyone's study has not been put down, and they have made different progress according to their talents.
Sun Zhong didn't come, he was the most talented person in the puppet technique in addition to Ding Yi, in just over a month, he was able to reach the high-level level of the puppet technique, and he would have been Ding Yi's most powerful helper, but as a result, this one seemed to be just, specifically to show everyone his super learning talent, and after a flash in the pan, he no longer came to the Xuanji Society.
The big competition between the clubs at the end of the year is also very important, and with the Xuanji Society composed of these people now, Ding Yi can't see any hope of winning.
Ding Yi looked at the study groups one by one, some were learning formation knowledge, some were fiddling with the mechanism, and Zhuang Sheng, the No. 3 learning genius of the Xuanji Society, was sitting quietly in a corner, looking at the book elegantly.
Ding Yigang wanted to go over and chat with Zhuang Sheng, and the few people who were learning the formation all stood up and scattered in all directions. It turned out that the tsunami didn't hold back, and when everyone was concentrating on studying, he secretly let out a fart.
As a tsunami of qi spirit qualifications, Ding Yi is too lazy to complain about his eclectic and eccentric qualifications. This guy is the kind of existence that will 'leak' anytime and anywhere. At the same time, it is also the saddest existence. He was repaired by Zhou Yu a lot. He is a frequent visitor to the front of the provincial wall and the three provinces. This guy especially can't be excited, otherwise the 'butt interlocking' will be endless, and it will stink and be loud. No wonder people call him stinky.
If Ding Yi wants to go to Zhuang Sheng's side, he will inevitably pass through this no-man's land created by the tsunami. Ding Yi hesitated, but still stopped.
"Vomit ......" Zhuang Sheng vomited wildly, and the 'poisonous gas' of the tsunami finally drifted over there, and this high-level monk of the feather level was directly 'killed'.
Looking at this strange guy who usually wears a mask and gloves, Ding Yi is deeply skeptical that this product can represent the club and achieve results. Ding Yi was still hesitating, the 'poisonous gas' of the tsunami also spread to this side, Ding Yi accidentally smelled a trace, and the unpleasant stench almost made him vomit too.
Ding Yi hurriedly held his breath and ran out.
All that remains of the cave is the tsunami and the red deer.
"I really want to kill him. Ying Hua said viciously. He had a very bad impression of the tsunami, and in fact, the entire Xuanji Society was the only one who could withstand the tsunami gas attack. This cultivator from the countryside has stronger endurance than others.
Jiang Yuhan said: "Xiao Hai is not intentional, he just can't control it." ”
Ding Yi had an idea, the tsunami gas attack was so sharp, he finally realized it, but
It's that if you apply this trait to puppetry, it's not a big killer.
This kind of biological and chemical weapon is definitely an unexpected secret weapon when the club competition and the camp competition.
Ding Yi called out the tsunami, and everyone avoided from afar.
Ding Yi brought the tsunami some distance from the entrance of the Immortal Cave, and then stopped.
"Senior Brother Ding, I'm ......" Tsunami was very nervous, and he couldn't help but let out another stinky fart. Ding Yi had no choice but to leave again, and waited until a long time before he dared to lean over.
"Old stink, your nickname, it's really not called for nothing, your fart stinks. Ding Yi sincerely admired.
The tsunami turned red, and I didn't know what to say.
"Don't be nervous, I know, you fart when you're nervous, don't worry, I'm not here to teach you a lesson. Ding Yi asked him to relax his mood.
I inquired about the tsunami's learning, and learned that the tsunami's spiritual power value is now more than two thousand, and the six-element formation is now very proficient, and the mechanism technique is also a small success...... Still hovering at the beginning of the feather level.
Ding Yi said: "Old smelly, you have been in the Xuanji Club for two months, and according to my requirements, you have also studied puppetry for so long, with your attainments in puppetry, to be honest, it is really not good, I didn't think about cultivating you as a seed player, but just now, I thought about it for a while, and decided to conduct special assault training for you, focusing on taking care of you, so that you can be our Xuanji Society, the main general of the feather level competition." ”
Tsunami originally thought that Ding Yi would reprimand him. In fact, after awakening, there are nine times out of ten people who reject him, and his habit of farting when he can't help but make him almost unpopular with everyone. didn't expect his strange qualifications to enter Ding Yi's eyes, he was a little excited, a little excited, so he let out another shocking stinky fart in Ding Yi's stunned.
almost didn't let Ding Yifu faint, and finally escaped the 'aura' of the tsunami. Once again appreciating the magic of the tsunami, Ding Yi was completely speechless to this junior brother. In the end, Ding Yi simply took the tsunami to the top of the mountain, where the mountain wind was blowing, and he was upwind again, so he could finally chat happily.
"Old stink, I'm not joking with you, the Xuanji Society needs talents with your qualifications too much now. Your stinky fart is infinitely powerful, and with the puppet technique, you will definitely kill the Quartet, and this master will be the one who will not let you go. Ding Yi complimented.
"Is what Senior Brother Ding said true? I can really be the master?" Tsunami was still a little uncertain, his mood was agitated, and he couldn't help but 'poof, poof, poof' and let out three serial farts in a row.
Ding Yi said: "Don't be so excited, the club has a big competition, there are hard requirements for our Xuanji Society, and the contestants must bring their own puppets to participate." To be honest, you can now make some small puppets under my guidance and design and manufacture them yourself, I haven't done such an assessment on you yet, but if you want to come to the beginner level of the feather level, you should be able to complete it. ”
Ding Yi taught them to be puppets, using divergent thinking, and from the perspective of movement, he demonstrated to them the way insects, fish, birds, and beasts traveled. He also taught them the basic application of formations and tricks. After all, the students of the Xuanji Society are all cultivators, and they are all developed in the brain domain, and their spiritual power is far beyond that of mortals, whether it is memory or use, they are a hundred times stronger than mortals. Drawing inferences from one another, there is still the ability to draw scoops according to the gourd.
Tsunami nodded.
Ding Yi said again: "If you are asked to make an ordinary puppet, there is no need to shout you out, I will teach you to make a new type of puppet that is suitable for your battle." Of course, I will only teach you the key skills of making a puppet, and you will have to complete the final design and assembly yourself. ”
Ding Yijiao tsunami is of course a terrifying biochemical stinky fart puppet.
That afternoon, Ding Yi not only taught the tsunami how to make a device for collecting gas and compressing gas, but also taught the tsunami how to deal with hostile battles. (Actually, it's very simple, it's to seize the upper hand)
It can be seen that Tsunami is a little resistant, his qualifications are something he can't change, this is his natural aptitude, because he often 'poisons' everywhere, and the result is that he is not treated well by almost everyone. He has always wanted to live like a normal person, but he didn't expect Ding Yi to make him even worse and continue to stink.
"Tsunami, I know your thoughts, as the head of the Xuanji Society, I just want to tell you, either you listen to me, I guarantee that you will get your graduation certificate smoothly, or you will return to Zangfeng Valley, face the stone wall every day, finish your freshman career, and then take the certificate of completion in two or three years and go back to your hometown. Ding Yi said coldly.
Set a small goal first, such as remembering in 1 second: book guest residence