Chapter 461: Good Poetry, Good Poetry!
Shen Tianqi covered his forehead and stood up, and said speechlessly:
"Senior sister, can't I be wrong? Can I beat people without moving? I'm a decent person now!"
Thanks to Shen Tianqi, who has been beaten since he was a child, he is used to it...
Hiss!
Childhood...
Suddenly so sad!
Lin Tianqin said: "Your method won't work at all..."
"After all, I am your senior sister, so I didn't kill you. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Lin Tianqin continued: "I don't think it's so easy to fool around! After all, it's a forbidden technique, and it would be too embarrassing if we experimented on it like this." ”
Shen Tianqi nodded slightly: "That means that... You didn't show murderous intent?"
"No, no, no..."
"It's not about killing intent... To be exact... My attack is still not big enough!"
When Shen Tianqi heard this, his legs almost fainted as soon as he became weak.
GodTM's attack is not big enough!
Sister, what are you doing?!
Shen Tianqi said speechlessly: "As for the attack you just made, I can guarantee that it will definitely cause heavy damage to me!"
Lin Tianqin said: "I suddenly have an idea, let's simulate it one-to-one real person!"
"When the time comes, you will face a catastrophe, that is, thunder! Then I will use thunder to slash you! See if you can move to another place!"
Shen Tianqi felt that what the senior sister said was still very reasonable, but suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said:
"Senior sister, you are calm! If you use lightning to slash me, I will definitely die!"
Lin Tianqin said: "Little junior brother, if you want to know what the result is, you must conduct experiments. It doesn't matter if you fail once, it doesn't matter if you fail twice, it doesn't matter if you fail ninety-nine times, even if you fail nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine times, don't we experiment?"
"Could it be that we just watched Master survive the catastrophe alone?"
"Little junior brother, tell me! Is this okay? Is this appropriate?"
"Isn't it just that we are experimenting to succeed?"
"Little junior brother, there is a philosophical sentence in life, I have to tell you!"
"Failure is success!"
"If you want to succeed, you must first experience failure!"
After Shen Tianqi heard this, the whole person felt enthusiastic, he nodded and said:
"Then senior sister, you come and hack me!"
Lin Tianqin nodded slightly, "Remember to open the defense!"
Shen Tianqi looked at Lin Tianqin with a solemn expression, and at this time, a thunderbolt of light condensed in Lin Tianqin's palm, and instantly slashed towards Shen Tianqi!
Zla!
The speed of the thunder light was extremely fast, and Shen Tianqi said with a solemn face: "Turn the injury and fight!"
Self-defense is instantly doubled!
When the thunder light struck Shen Tianqi, Shen Tianqi's body was slightly numb, but he didn't feel any damage, Shen Tianqi couldn't help but be overjoyed, knowing that this was working, so he tried to transfer this thunder and lightning out!
"Boom!"
The thunder light shifted from Shen Tianqi's body and smashed directly into the waterfall, splashing a hundred-meter-high splash.
"It worked!"
Shen Tianqi couldn't help but be overjoyed.
And Lin Tianqin also said: "This may also be a coincidence, junior brother comes again, I will split you ninety-nine times next, if these ninety-nine times can be successfully transferred, then it is called success." ”
So, then Lin Tianqin really split Shen Tianqi ninety-nine times, and Shen Tianqi also transferred these ninety-nine times.
A hundred times in total, and every time it succeeded.
Both of them couldn't help but be overjoyed.
"Senior sister, this has a great chance of success!"
However, Lin Tianqin said: "No, no, no, still no." ”
Shen Tianqi wondered, "What's the matter?"
"Little junior brother, since it is a one-to-one real simulation, everything must be real. For example, this thunder is just the *** I condensed, and the damage can't be compared to the real Heavenly Tribulation Thunder!"
Hearing this, Shen Tianqi coughed dryly and said: "Senior sister, where can I go with you to find Tianlei at this time? Is it possible, let a certain senior cross the catastrophe, and then I stupidly go to help others transfer the damage?
Lin Tianqin also said: "Yes, the damage of the Heavenly Tribulation is uncontrollable, in case you don't hold on, it's not good to burp." ”
Just when Shen Tianqi and Lin Tianqin were distressed by this, a voice sounded.
"The days are good, and the wine is better than the new love. ”
"The scenery of Lingyun is great, far better than that of southern Xinjiang. ”
"Good poetry, good poetry!"
When he heard the word sun, Shen Tianqi thought of the figure of the obscene old dragon of the blue iron pillar, and when Shen Tianqi looked at it, Nima was really the blue iron pillar.
I saw that Lan Tiezhu was wearing a blue robe at this moment, with his hands behind his back, looking very contrived.
Shen Tianqi didn't know why, people in this world like to compose poems, and the poems they write are really not good, and they are still complacent here.
So Shen Tianqi spoke:
"The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs in front of the river. ”
"The flying stream went straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days. ”
Lan Tiezhu's whole body trembled slightly, and he muttered to himself: "Good poetry, good poetry!"
"It's on a par with my poems!"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Excuse me, how did you say it so embarrassedly!
Lin Tianqin said in surprise: "Is this really a poem you composed?
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"Deep... Esoteric?!"
Shen Tianqi said with a confused expression: "Isn't this poem quite easy to understand?"
So, Lin Tianqin gave him a popular science:
"Although your poems are good, I don't understand them, so I feel that your poems are very powerful, that's all. ”
"And the poems he wrote, I can understand what they mean, very down-to-earth!"
"Your poems are so ethereal!"
Hearing someone praise his poems, Lan Tiezhu immediately said modestly: "Where and where, although my poems are full of famous sentences, I thought that no one could match them in this world, but I didn't expect that the poems written by the Emperor of Heaven were about the same level as mine!"
"I was amazed!"
Shen Tianqi's face was expressionless, his heart was like this:
You two lowly!
He found that even if people in this world love to compose poetry, the level of appreciating and understanding poetry is so poor.
If I give you a reading comprehension or something, won't you all be dead?
"Lord Heavenly Emperor, you don't sleep late at night, you two are alone here, is my appearance disturbing your long-term relationship?"
A lewd smile appeared at the corner of Lan Tiezhu's mouth.
Shen Tianqi's face darkened, this blue iron pillar is really how obscene and obscene.
Suddenly, Shen Tianqi thought of something, and said to Lan Tiezhu: "Come!
Blue Iron Pillar: "???"
"No, no, no, I didn't see anything! I'm not going to kill people!"
"Actually, I'm blind! Huh? There are no women! Aren't there just three of us men here?"
Lan Tiezhu reacted quickly.