"Dad, mother, are you happy?"

Shen Tianqi wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.

Being beaten is also a very tiring job!

"Huh?"

Shen Ping'an and his wife looked at Shen Tianqi.

Shen Tianqi hurriedly said, "No, no, no, I didn't mean that." Dad, mother, you've finished fighting, and your anger has also disappeared a little, right? If you haven't lost your anger, I'll let you type another 55,555 words, as long as you're happy and you are angry, you can beat me and type 1 million words. ”

Shen Ping'an and his wife glanced at each other.

Shen Ping'an's wife said: "When I beat the second dog just now, the second dog didn't have any pain on his face, and he didn't scream. ”

Shen Ping'an said: "I have cultivated immortals, my skin is thick, and now I don't mean to perfunctory us." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Ping'an said: "It must be that we haven't eaten and have no strength." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Ping'an's mother nodded and said, "Why don't we eat first and then fight?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Dad!Mother!I was wrong!"

"I'll be blunt, I want to take you to cultivate. Because you have lived for so long, you have already been suspicious of the Heavenly Dao, and when the time comes, you will slash a heavenly thunder from time to time. ”

"So I hope to take you into the path of cultivating immortals, and I don't ask you how high your cultivation will be after cultivating immortals, even if it is at the first level of the Qi cultivation realm, I am not in a hurry. I want to find a way to let you level up slowly, and it is not impossible to practice Qi for five thousand five thousand years, even if it is nine thousand five hundred layers of Qi Realm. ”

"So, I'm really innocent..."

"Next time you are obedient, can you listen to it completely?"

Hearing Shen Tianqi's words, Shen Ping'an and his wife glanced at each other again, and then said suspiciously: "Five thousand years of qi training?"

"Can we also cultivate immortals?"

Shen Tianqi nodded and said, "Well, everything can be cultivated." ”

"I'll arrange it for you now if you want. ”

"Wait, I'm a little messed up right now. ”

Shen Ping'an put his hands behind his back, held his shoes in his hands, and said in thought: "You mean, if we don't cultivate while we live, we will be struck by lightning, and if we cultivate alive, we will still be struck by lightning." Since it's all split, can you take the split for us?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi pondered for a while, "This... It should, maybe, maybe, I don't know..."

"Dad, mother, if I can, I am willing to be chopped for you. ”

Shen Tianqi said extremely sincerely.

Shen Ping'an said: "Oh, since this thing can be replaced, then you can help me and your mother replace it." ”

"Our body, it takes a lot of effort to run two miles, and now we are still being struck by lightning, isn't this embarrassing for our old husband and wife?"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Running two miles is struggling?

Are you sure?

When you hit me hard, you didn't stop for a moment!

Shen Tianqi wanted to cry without tears.

Shen Tianqi's mother said: "Ergouzi, you can rest assured that you will be struck by thunder, if you are really going to have an accident, don't worry, we still have Tianba." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Loveless.

Shen Tianqi didn't expect that he would suddenly take on the responsibilities of two heavenly thunders.

Shen Ping'an said: "Look at what you said, did you go through your mind when you said this?"

Hearing this, Shen Tianqi felt a little relieved in his heart.

"At the very least, I have to let Ergouzi and Hongyan give birth to a doll, and then he will be struck by lightning. ”

"The second dog is filial and willing to be struck by lightning for us. ”

"As parents, we also have to think about what happens after his death. ”

"So, Ergouzi Hongyan, when will you two make a baby?"

Looking at the eyes of Shen Ping'an and his wife, Shen Tianqi said, why is this more and more alive?

......

That same evening.

Shen Tianqi came to the door of Shen Ping'an and his wife.

"Dad, mother. I'll teach you to get started with cultivating immortals today, it doesn't matter what you do, just if you can cultivate it. ”

After a while, Shen Ping'an's voice came from the room, "It's a big night, if you don't sleep, what kind of immortal do you cultivate?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Daddy, the early bird has worms. ”

"It's night, and the birds are resting. Let's talk about it tomorrow morning..."

Shen Tianqi: "......"

No way...

Shen Tianqi had no choice but to leave first, after all, if he continued to harass him, his father and mother rushed out with slippers and feather dusters, and they were going to give themselves loving care in the middle of the night.

So the next morning...

Shen Tianqi didn't get up...

There are many reasons why I didn't get up, but the most important one is: tired, don't stop.

However, Shen Ping'an and his wife didn't come to Shen Tianqi to cultivate immortals in the morning, after all, no matter what Shen Tianqi said, they still didn't pay much attention.

But this is also normal, living in the village for a long time, I am somewhat discouraged by such an ethereal thing as cultivating immortals, and I am in awe.

Can we still cultivate immortals?

Really?

Forget it, it's too much to expect, let's talk about it another day.

Shen Tianqi also knew what his parents were thinking, so he decided to work harder and supervise more.

So on the evening of the next day.

Shen Tianqi came to the door of Shen Ping'an's couple's house again, "Dad, mother, get up and cultivate immortals." ”

Shen Ping'an's voice came, "You are quite energetic in the big night, do you think I am so energetic in your young and big night?"

"You have the ability to come during the day..."

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Dad, mother, then I'll come tomorrow morning. ”

Shen Tianqi said helplessly.

can't be provoked, these two really can't be provoked!

So, Shen Tianqi left first.

Day 3 morning!

Shen Tianqi endured a lot of energy, and deliberately asked Hongyan to urge him to get up early, which made Shen Tianqi's nerves tense all the time.

In the morning, he found that it was only past two o'clock in the morning, and thought it was still early, so he squinted for a while.

When he woke up again, he found that it was more than three o'clock in the morning, and he thought it was still early, so he squinted for a while.

When he woke up again, he found that it was more than four o'clock in the morning, and he thought it was still early, so he squinted for a while.

When he woke up again, he was woken up by Hongyan.

"Husband, why do you always lie in bed in the morning!"

Hongyan said helplessly.

"Hmm..."

Shen Tianqi dragged a long tail note, and in the first two years of entering the Lingyun Gate, Shen Tianqi was still cultivating very hard.

But he was later taken by his senior sister, and then he never got up early, even if he went out to travel, he didn't get up early in the morning.

"Thank you, daughter-in-law, for calling me so early. ”

Shen Tianqi sighed, but said with great happiness.

"What time is it?"

Hongyan replied, "It's noon." ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Shen Tianqi muttered, "You just woke up?"

Hongyan shook her head slightly, "No, I woke up ten minutes earlier than you." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"